Funny Scp Novels & Stories

If it weren't for me, Andy wouldn't have to sleep in parks or contract such a terrible illness… But then again, why was Andy hanging out with them? Sunny then sent me another text: [Don't you want the truth? Check out this livestream and you'll understand.] I stared at the link I didn't recognize, but quickly tapped on it with a trembling finger before I knew it. [Welcome to the World of Pranks! Our current prankster is Andy Lawson, and his victim is Jane Smith!] There was a small line underneath: [One month left!]

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he apologized and bowed slightly. "Accept his apology. He can be so naughty" Alpha Jones clarified and started laughing aloud, clearly to lighten the atmosphere. "Apology accepted. But there is something more. I have another prank to play" Sophie stood up and walked towards Scott. Scott retreated quickly. It seemed he already knew what Sophie had in her mind. "Are you scared?" Sophie teased him. "I thought you are a cunning prankster" she stopped. "What do you want?" Scott asked with a bolder voice.

Silco pets her head as if they are talking about just a twenty dollar bill, “I trust you can find your way in a building on a second try.” “Ughhhhh!” Scar buries her head into the cushion, blowing out her frustration, “You are torturing me! You are mean! You are the worst! I’ll die...” Silco shoots over a serious look, but darts his eyes away when Scar peeks up sneakily. “Well, if you die now, his company will die with you,” Silco shrugs, picking up his newspaper, “Consider your death well paid, princess.” “Fine!” Scar sits up, realizing her trick failed, she starts bargaining, “Give me a good reason why I have to do it.”

holding back. I took a deep breath and smiled. They stared at me. I was surprised because of their stares. "Why?" I asked them. Aira applauded me and looked at me in amazement. "Great, BFF. Your story is breathless, straight up how did you do that? You also have a great sense of humor!” Aira promised me excitedly. "Thank you!" I said to him and hit him. Aira was going to attack me too but the two of us separated. "Hey! Hep! Maybe later you will fight over that. Stop!" they spoke to me. Aira and I both laughed. As if we are going to fight. They are not used to us. This is how brutal my friend Aira and I are. The two just shook their heads. "It's good that you didn't reach the precinct. I tho

“Nah. Well, actually… I’m not sure. But no need to worry, OK? I know most of them from the tattoo parlour and Satan’s, and many of them are friends with Wolf and Scars. Rough guys don’t have to be bad guys, you know, and you’ll have a blast with Mac and Aidan, believe me. Jax and King too, if we can get them to crack a damn smile.” “Jax and King don’t smile,” Scars announced, tickling Keira’s chin. “I do believe that they’re missing the required mouth and cheek muscles for that to happen. Also the humor gene.” “Has there been a scientific study done?” Jo asked him seriously. “If so, did they participate?” “Not that I know of,” Scars said. “Maybe ask them when you see them?” “Just let me tie

I am coming for him. I cried, "Fuck," as I felt a knife stab me in the back. When I turned, I noticed a man laughing hysterically. I will fucking kill someone now. Damn, that hurt! "You are dead, boy," I whispered as I grabbed his neck and squeezed it tightly. He began to gasp violently. He was writhing violently, his eyes bulging, and he eventually came to a halt. I removed my fingers, and he dropped to the floor, dead. "Great show," Scar said as he clapped. "However, I need to cut this short. I need to get to your warehouse soon and attack it causing a distraction so that I can kidnap you in peace."

Scott's smile turned mischievous. The thought of his sex video going viral on social media scared him a little even though it hasn't been leaked, Tyler looked at the man and noticed that he was damn serious "Why?" he asked, Scott shrugged "I just want you to leave your former team and join us, be one of our members and I won't bother with the video again, even if you decide not to be attending our parties, I won't bother you but you will not go to your former team parties. You won't be their member again once you accept my proposal so there won't be any need for them to accept you anymore" Scott said.

Faced with his terrible, disgusting act, I dug my nails into my palms and forced myself to remain calm no matter what. I gradually realized that I couldn't continue acting weak like this anymore. When I woke up the next morning, I realized someone had requested to follow my private account on social media, and the request came from a profile I wasn't quite familiar with. I tapped into the follow request message. It read, "Nancy, it's me, Cedric York." I froze for a moment when I saw the name on the screen. Memories of my college days immediately flooded my mind. Cedric was my senior in the same course I was taking when we were still in college. We even used to be in the student council toget

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