Novel & Cerita Funny Senior Pranks

My team was the only one in the company that hit its performance targets this year. At the year-end party, the boss waited until everyone else had left, then he pulled out a big red box and had the four of us in my team draw blind boxes. I drew a desktop tower caked in dust, an antique that looked like it belonged in a museum. Haley Lambert, my teammate, drew a monitor covered edge to edge in scratches. Drew Sandler got a keyboard with every letter worn clean off the keys. Gabe Carell ended up with a grease-slicked wired mouse. Our boss, Cyrus Griffin, clapped me on the shoulder, grinning drunkenly. "You young people love a blind box, right? It's all about that thrill of not knowing!

“They used to watch us playing practical jokes on each other too. My oldest brought home one of those plastic rings with a spider on it one time and she showed it to me. I told her if she wanted to see mommy jump, she should put it in the refrigerator. I went with her and played lookout for her. “She could hardly contain her giggles when my wife went in the kitchen. She opened the refrigerator and nearly killed herself trying to get away from it before she realized it was fake. Steph, my oldest, laughed so hard she was breathless. “My wife laughed and asked her, ‘Did your father tell you to do that?’ All she could do was laugh and nod. My wife went to the freezer, then walked to me. She bent

I know this is going to sound stupider than I want it to. “It’s how we used to entertain ourselves when we weren’t hacking. There are these computer programs where you can record sound clips from movies, right? Then you make prank calls to people and hold entire conversations with clips from Kindergarten Cop or The Godfather or whatever. Mailin and I used to do it to each other all the time. Like… dueling celebrity prank phone calls, but just the two of us.” Grant stares at me with something like dawning horror and disgust.

Grandpa Jimmy attempts to hug grandma Shiley but she pushes him away. "What have I done this time?" Grandpa Jimmy asked, perplexed about what he did to deserve such a cold shoulder. "Wasn't she happy just a minute ago?" He thought "So you wish to be younger so you will leave me huh? I've seen your plans now" Grandma Shiley pouts, faking an angry face. "Oh no, I can never do that. It was only a joke, a compliment for our beautiful daughter" Grandpa Jimmy tried explaining, but she was in no way giving in any time soon.

"Pack me the rainbow ones, please." "Hazie!" I was pulled into a ball of hugs on reaching the senior home, warming up my cold day. The universe could play ping pong with my life, but at the end of the day, I would always be thankful for providing this piece of heaven on earth to me. I could fake a smile all day, but here, not a moment passed when my lips streched without the cringes around my eyes. Happiness was bound to find those who tended to elders, because it sure found me. "Hey! That's not fair. Y'all forgot me," Blake whined from behind, eliciting a series of chuckles from the group.

Controlling my reactions was another challenge that would need practice. Sometimes I would put thoughts into my brothers' heads just to make Mom laugh. Once I had Darius tell Mom that he was in the mood for tuna casserole for dinner, a meal he would not eat even if his life was at stake. Mom knew what I was doing but played along. She asked him if he would like crab cakes for dessert, my absolute favorite, and it would snap him out of it. The poor boys were the victims of so many of my childish pranks that summer and they never had a clue.

He smiled and said, "You talk funny. Do you really have money to buy this place or am I getting pranked by you?" "No, it's for real. I'm not pranking you. I like this place." "That's what pranksters say." "Okay, give me your hand." "For what?" "Just give me." When he gave his hand, I placed my hand on top of his hand and said, "I promise. I'm not pranking you." "You talk like a kid. How old are you?" "22." "I bet you had your graduation some days ago." I nodded hurriedly at him and asked, "What's your good name, Sir?"

I smiled and then took the last bite of my burger. “Going into senior year without you isn’t going to be as great as we planned.” “I know, but I had no choice. If I want to take back what my father gave his life for, I need to finish out my time at school learning everything that I can.” I nudged him lightly in the hope he would cheer up. Before my family died, Dirk and I had been looking forward to senior year. Mainly because we wanted to do something big for Senior Prank Day. It was the one day we were allowed to prank the teachers without getting in trouble.

Sitting down on the grass, they continued their conversation. “Do you remember the time we convinced the entire class that it was a half-day and everyone left early? The look on their faces the next day when they found out it was a prank was priceless,” Tiffany reminisced laughing out so loud. Freya nodded in agreement. “And what about the time we painted Mr. Park's office pink and decorated it everywhere with balloons as a birthday surprise? He was so shocked, he couldn't even be mad!” “Or when Timothy played the role of the devil in our Christmas carol drama and after the drama, he used his custume to scare Sabrina at the female restroom.”

That was when Sunny came up to me, whispering into my ear, "Here comes the prank!" Even as my mind went blank, he pulled out a remote and pressed a button, and everyone's heads jerked around as a recording of Andy's voice boomed. "I feel like I could get sick everytime I see Jane's face! She's actually eating leftovers out of a chute!" "I wouldn't even date her, if I didn't have to get Mandy's favorite crystal shoes with this prank." "Someone like her is fated to be a garbage picker. And she wants to marry me? Dream on!"