Funny Shit

Inabutan ko na mag-isa at abalang nagsusulat ang guro na nakahuli ng atensyon ko. Hinila ko ang necktie niya atsaka nilapit ang mukha niya sa mukha ko. Bigla ko siyang hinalikan sa labi… matamis iyon ang una kong naisip. “What do you think you're doing, Ms. Faunteen?! Get out in my office!” “Marking my special toy, Mr. Dereux.” Kumindat ako na siyang lalong ikinausok ng matangos niyang ilong. Tumayo siya at binuhat ako palabas ng pinto ng office niya. Pagkatapos ay marahas niya akong pinagsarhan ng pinto. Shit! Bakit ganun?! Ako ang nang-aakit pero bakit parang ako pa ang naakit? How dare him ignore and blatantly reject my near Aphrodite-beauty?!

One of the most famous and successful C.E.O in town is lost to his friends. In able to to the bet, they dared him to play and have a one-night stand with his secretary. Since Aslan Yael Lewis is craving sex, he played with his Goddess Aphrodite secretary- Tatiana Morgan. Being her secretary is torture for him every day because of its attitude he can never handle. Although she is still his secretary, his employees were jealous of her even after she was hired. Who wouldn't be jealous of a simple yet glamorous face? She will pass as a model but she still chooses to be the bachelor's secretary. Well played by him, intoxicatingly. Is happy ever after did exist? Still, he's holding on even if he's a mess. Is it called love or was it just a bet? Is it happy ever after full of shit?

It is a time when all supernatural beings are believed to be extinct. After the Raven war between supernatural creatures and humans - wherein humans won the war - what was left of the supernatural community went into deep hiding, using any means necessary to blend into the shadows - which was why when Nate decided to save a soft human girl in danger, he didn't bargain for the shit storm that was about to hit him and his pack brothers. When trouble comes knocking at Nate Bane and his pack of four, they didn't know their little underground world was about to be upended by the girl Nate saved, who is also the only daughter of General Reid - the most powerful supernatural hunter in the state - and has fate would have it, Nate's Mate. Follow the Bane pack as they try to survive a world set against them while fighting for their fate, their mates, and a place in the world again.

Lucas Benjamin is used to objectification. He knows the women only come to him for his money. He is kind of used to it. So when his aunt reintroduces him to a childhood friend, he's kind of relieved to finally meet someone outside his normal Gatsby lifestyle. But something is different with her. She doesn't seem to give a shit about his wealth. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to this silent girl with a bad attitude. What happens when he discovers that money cannot buy the thing he wants this time? Charlotte is not exactly looking for love. She especially isn't attracted to the rich and famous, flaunting their wealth and throwing wild parties around. But when she is reintroduced to her old childhood friend Lucas, her whole world is turned upside down. Will she finally let her past go, and open herself up to new beginnings?

Para hindi makulong ang kanyang ama pinili ni Christel na kausapin ang business partner nito. Ngunit hindi niya inaasahang iba ang iooffer nito kapalit ng kalayaan ng kanyang ama. Lukas Benjamin Snyder is a notorius business man. He want's nothing to do with the old man but to put him behind bars. He is cold and heartless. He had never wanted anything in his life, except for one person. And he will do everything in his power to have her. Christel Raine Fortejo is one of the lucky Pilipina model to became a Victoria Secret Angel. She's at the peak of her career. She's living her life the way she wanted. Ano ang mangyayari kung isang araw sabihin sa kanya ng kanyang ama na makukulong ito? Let's follow their journey and learn how she became His Beloved Christel.

Meet Ezekiel Ruzh Falcon, alamin ang kwento ng buhay niya mula sa pagkalugmok hanggang sa kanyang pagbangon. Terence Angelo Montojo a serious college guy ,varsity player, and a campus crush na may lihim na pagtingin kay Chanda. Chanda Barva, sassy slash mean girl na obsessed kay TA. Ano ang kaya niyang gawin para makamit ang pinakamimithi? What Chanda wants Chanda gets.

A girl that always smiling, jolly, she wants to be with her friends all the time. Azaria Bryn Garcia, she wants to be the best and make her parents proud. Even though she's always happy most of the time, in her beautiful smile there is a hidden sadness there. Until she met Steven Zayn Xiao, they became friends because they're classmates. "I'm tired of being like this" "Bakit hindi ko ramdam yung pagmamahal niyo?!" "Pati sarili kong pamilya, ayaw din sa akin" And this happened...

Brittany is just looking for a sperm donor. 'Yung kayang mag bigay sa kanya ng isang maganda lahi. But, everything was messed up when her boss Jonathan Montejo offered his own sperm. A never-ending journey of a woman. Who was craving for a child and ended up. Pursuing love she's not prepared for.

Kehidupan memaksa Mazaya untuk tergabung dalam sekelompok mafia dan menyembunyikan identitasnya sebagai seorang wanita; berganti nama menjadi Hexel.Ia diberikan misi untuk menyalin data sebuah software aplikasi New World yang menjadi incaran para startup. Software tersebut diprediksi akan memberikan keuntungan besar bagi perusahaan yang berhasil memilikinya.Ia lalu menjadi salah satu anggota tim developer software di perusahaan pembangun software tersebut. Mulailah aksinya satu demi satu tahapan penyalinan dilakukannya.Namun pada perjalanannya ia bertemu dengan seorang pemuda yang ternyata dia adalah CEO dari perusahaan tempat ia menjalankan misi. Dan identitasnya sudah terlanjur diketahui oleh pemuda tersebut.Konflik antara cinta dan profesionalisme pekerjaan pun terjadi. Semua tidak bisa dihindari dan mengorbankan segalanya.

Hazel Williams is a sweet affable 16-year-old who just started high school. When the people closest to her started dating, she felt left out and alone. Watching her crush with his girlfriend every day wasn't helping either, especially when Theo is her brother's best friend since kindergarten whom she practically grew up with. Her newfound friendship with her school's star dancer, Lee, helped her cope with her situation. But things got complicated when her long-time crush started to show feelings for her and at the same time, she found herself falling for her new best friend. Part 2 In the second year of high school, a new celebrity student arrives and turned her school upside down. What started as a student-guide relationship blossomed into a unique friendship. Her troubled new friend not only stirs the situations at school but also her relationship with her boyfriend. When her first-ever relationship finally came to an end, her old crush came back into her life for the Summer and they were tempted to rekindle their feelings for each other the year before. This story is still ongoing, read on to find out what happens next. Part 2 is currently only available on GoodNovel.