Funny Short Stories Adults の小説・ストーリー

Until now, strange short stories had only very short stories. But from volume two I intend to add stories that have 10 to 20 captains as well. These stories are not so long nor have so much visibility as a separated book. For this reason, I decided to move all then into strange short stories, that is already a storybook of different themes.

Fuck. Thе nеxt dау I tоld Selena thаt I didn't think Sharon hаd рееd when ѕhе саmе. I told hеr ѕhе probably was a guѕhеr. I hаd ѕееn it before оn ѕоmе p**n tаре and told hеr ѕоmе woman саn guѕh оut a watery female еjасulаtе when thеу оrgаѕm. I tоld hеr I had a plan for some payback fоr Ellen аnd Sharon аnd had hеr invite thеm to the cottage thiѕ wееkеnd.

“That’s a shame. What do you do when you’re not delivering pizza?” “Gym, maybe video games or fixing cars. Normal guy stuff.” “So tell me your favorite movies, worst date story, what you’ll do with a million dollars.” I asked smiling. He answered easily, laughing at my teasing questions. The conversation flowed and he was funny in a quiet, dry way that made me forget Mark for a while. After ten minutes I felt the heat rising again. “God, it’s so hot in here,” I said, fanning myself. I grabbed the bottom of my tank top and pulled it off in one smooth motion.

He finally finished and the others laughed and cheered. “Awkward to admit, but that turned me on,” Elsa mused and the others laughed. “Who’s next?” The nasty stories went on and Saïda kept cringing over and over. Asahd laughed so hard at her. Saïda heard all sorts of things that she wasn’t even sure were possible. They amused and shocked her at the same time. Sometimes she would burst out laughing at the absurdity and oddness of the things she heard. ′Oh my! They are the sickest people ever! How is that even possible?? Eeeeeewwww.′

he confesses with a shivering sigh. He turns to me. “I humped a refrigerator for ten minutes straight, thinking it was my ex-girlfriend, then broke down crying when someone told me that it wasn’t because I somehow came to the conclusion that she was dead.” Okay, that was one funny story, and it has me laughing so hard, I lean into him. When our bodies touch, it’s magical. I stop shivering for the micro-second that he touches me, the result is a magnetic pull that I have to force myself away from.

“Let me guess. The time I fell out of a tree trying to rescue a cat?” “And get stuck yourself,” he finished, his grin widening. “Yep, that one made the highlight.” “Unbelievable,” I muttered. “Anything else?” “Oh, plenty,” he said, his eyes twinkling with mischief. “Like the time you tried to ride a bike down a flight of stairs because, and I quote, ‘It’ll totally work.” I groaned louder, hiding my face in my hands. “Why does he share the most humiliating stories?” “Because they’re funny,” he said, his tone light but teasing. “And, if I’m being honest, kind of impressive. I mean, you survived riding a bike down stairs. That’s bold.”

She grins back, and we 'clink' our cans together before taking another big swig. I grab the TV remote, fire up N*****x, and find a funny movie to watch. I put on Adam Sandler's 'Grown-ups,' knowing Mom probably hasn't seen it and that she needs a good laugh. When the opening scene is over and the movie switches to the grown-up versions of the guys, my doorbell rings. I pause the movie and answer the door, grabbing some cash for the tip.

“You look like someone who could use a good laugh.” I raise an eyebrow. “Do I?” “Yep. Lucky for you, I’m full of stories. Did I ever tell you about the time I outran a tornado in my old pickup truck?” I blink. “I don’t think so.” He launches into a tale so animated and absurd I can’t help but laugh. “...And there I was, wind howlin’, my dog howlin’, and me screamin’ at the top of my lungs like a banshee! But we made it, me and ol’ Duke.”

I was in such a hurry to leave that I backed up over a curb trying to make my way out of the parking lot. I was embarrassed beyond words! I would never guess it would have been an old p**n movie! I just drove around for about 30 minutes trying to make sense of the situation. I guess Jeff has always been a voyeur and we have watched our share of adult movies over the years. Working for a television station he has brought home some high tech gadgets and filmed us during some of our sexual endeavors. I had calmed down and decided to head home. We needed milk and a few other groceries so I pulled in to the store just down the street from our house.

I said to no one in particular but just ensured it was loud enough that everyone could listen to that but never that I was so jovial with them and took their words for nothing since they were Playboy's and am also a Playgirl. Afterwards, only one of them came closer to me and laid out some funny jokes which we laughed at in less than ten minutes the room turned into a room of laughter and excitement since all three were funny and nice to be with. It was so heartwarming how the brothers took them self I noticed the three had a secret handshake and that was great but we ladies had none of them I had to distract them intentionally.