Funny Smut Novels & Stories

"This is your target. Hit it from there, Jonny. I want you to cover my pussy in cum from there." I felt incredible, loopy, the words just poured out of me. I think I WAS cum drunk, the smell from all of his cum up and down my body was overwhelming. It made the slutty words just so easy to say. I had never felt like such a sexual being before. Or maybe I was a degenerate, but that could be fun. As requested, he dragged his cummy dick across my already-cummy face, and I moaned like a slut. The smell! Musky and cummy and so fucking manly.

“Biggest fucking mistake of my life. Her pussy smelled funny—like old fish mixed with something rotten. And fuck, it was so wide and loose I could barely feel anything. I’ve had tighter virgins who’d never even touched a dick before. She was dry as the Sahara too—had to spit on my dick three times and still it felt like fucking a wet paper bag. I’m pretty sure she’s been sneaking around fucking half the town for years for her pussy to be that wrecked and sloppy.” The hallway absolutely erupted. Laughter boomed like thunder. Phones were shoved forward, recording every humiliating second. Insults flew from every direction: “Slut!” “Fish pussy Harper!” “Loose whore pretending to be innocent!” “

I asked, "Oh, so what is it then?" Trust me, I read just one paragraph when she sent me those kinds of stuff and it was full of..okay, I don't wanna think about it. Yuck! Roshini's eyes lit up as she answered, "Smut. We called it smut." She seemed to be drooling over the idea of reading it again. I was a hundred percent sure that as soon as she reached the room, she was going to change, eat, and then she would start reading her smut... yeah, smuts till late at night.

He doesn't stop—oh fuck, he doesn't stop—curling deeper, his palm slapping against my clit with every savage plunge. The overstimulation burns, sweet and agonizing, building me right back up until my thighs are shaking, my shameless release running down my legs. I love it. I love it so much it breaks me open, tears rolling freely now because this is my fantasy come to life. The one I've poured into my secret werewolf smut stories under the name Alpha's Little Slut. Alphas who claim hard, wreck thoroughly, and leave their mates ruined and begging for more. But this is better. Realer. Azren's fingers are merciless, stretching me, owning me, his breath hot and ragged against my ear as he whispe

Her body shuddered against mine, and I smiled at the sight of her beneath me, screaming my name nor stop. When her body exploded with her orgasm, I couldn't hold it back any longer and I finally cum inside her. We were both breathing heavily. That was awesome, she said, bursting out laughing. "I didn't remember you being so fast, Mr. Jenkin," she whispered, and I sank beside her, my breathing quickening. "How funny," I said, grumbling. She smiled and hugged me, and she was shaking "Are you scared?" I asked, laughing. Shut up, she said laughing.

She says smugly. I pull her onto my lap, “After the other night at Shameless, I learned a few things. One, I learned that you are hot as fuck when you let go and make out with someone else… and two, I get turned on when others see you and know that they can’t have you the way I get to have you. You should have seen the men that were salivating at the sight of your greedy pussy taking all my fingers the way it was. I bet you didn’t notice the few that had their own cocks out and were stroking them as their eyes were glued to your gorgeous cunt.”

Thanks for saying that, then he smacks me on the butt. What about my question, Shane? Forget about it for right now, woman and get down to doing the nasty. I couldn’t help but laugh when he said that as he threw me on the bed while holding my stomach. What is so funny? I love the way you talk dirty to me. Oh, is that so maybe I should talk a little dirtier than as he starts to take his pants off sliding out his eye shaking it at me.

Freya Rose I woke up screaming. It felt like someone was hosing me down, but when I opened my eyes, I could see that it was Samael peeing everywhere. I grabbed the towel and dove on his member like I was trying to catch a snake. When it finally stopped, I collapsed onto the bed in fits of laughter. I’m sure he was devastated, but I found it absolutely hilarious. After the poop incident this morning, we were now even on the embarrassment scale. Our relationship had hit a whole new level. I rolled over on the bed and whispered into his ear, “I love you Sam.”

she is screaming as I slam faster into her. The sound of our bodies colliding becomes louder, it becomes wetter, it becomes lewd, so arousing. The smell of sex permeates the entire air as I continue to slam faster into her, her ass bouncing and giggling faster against me. And that is when I lose control. My dick erupts, and I feel my juice spilling out, a violent, unstoppable gush. A little of it drops into her pussy, but I quickly pull out, allowing the rest to spill all over her ass, falling down and streaming in thick, warm rivulets.

“Harder! Ruin this pussy!” Alex fucked me relentlessly, his balls slapping against my clit with every powerful stroke. He reached around and rubbed my swollen nub in tight circles, sending me spiraling into a second, even stronger orgasm. My walls fluttered and spasmed around his thick cock as pleasure ripped through me, making my vision blur.