Funny Smut Novels & Stories

"Opunu (Foolish person). How can you suck an old lady's cunt, that thing that is smelly and disgusting." "Guy you pour spit, clean mouth after you finish, I no dey too like all those things them, but I like make the person suck my Totoro (Penis)" Another guy Simone or whatever his name was added. "How can you sleep with a lady old enough to birth you?" I questioned glaring hard at him.

“Ever since I saw two angelic eyes staring back at me with an outstretched hand over the rock, ten years back, my wolf and I instantly fell in love with our saviour. I never knew my luck would shine so bright that I would get you as my mate. When I almost lost you during that night of the attack, believe it or not but a part of my soul died. It was the scariest time of my life and that is when I realized that I could not live a second more without you. So Samantha Stone- the mistress of my heart, Luna to my wolf, Alpha to my body, life giver to my soul, Yin to my Yang, and finally …. ” “Fart to your poop” “Flush to your toilet” “Frog to your prince” “Monster to your angel” “Stinky sock to yo

“Biggest fucking mistake of my life. Her pussy smelled funny—like old fish mixed with something rotten. And fuck, it was so wide and loose I could barely feel anything. I’ve had tighter virgins who’d never even touched a dick before. She was dry as the Sahara too—had to spit on my dick three times and still it felt like fucking a wet paper bag. I’m pretty sure she’s been sneaking around fucking half the town for years for her pussy to be that wrecked and sloppy.” The hallway absolutely erupted. Laughter boomed like thunder. Phones were shoved forward, recording every humiliating second. Insults flew from every direction: “Slut!” “Fish pussy Harper!” “Loose whore pretending to be innocent!” “

he smiles, running his fingers through my curls as I pull out of his arms. “I thought so too.” I smile, still refusing to cry. “Okay, so remember, tomorrow you need to set your online profile up, and I want you to use the pen name “The Smut Slut”. I nod, making a mental note of the name. “The quicker you set it up, the quicker you can start working. All dates will be run by me first just to make sure you're not being sent off with a fucking weirdo, a killer, or someone who's just bad news. I'll take care of you like I promised, Savage, so don't worry your pretty little head about a thing.” He knocks back a shot of tequila and smiles, grabbing Lexi and pulling her onto his lap. “Alright, I'll

A bead of saliva dripped off Will as he pulled his throbbing member free and stood with his pants around his ankles and a hard-on. They were both surprised for a moment. They tried not to laugh. But then it overcame them and they could hardly contain themselves. With each belly laugh they would cut loose another fart, making the moments even more hilarious. The smell was atrocious and Leanne sprayed perfume on her muff and in the crease of her ass to cover the aroma. Will put some down the front of his underwear to help with the smell too. ******** The Affair::

And then, we go home and fuck each other like rabbits! I lay on my stomach next to my best friend, she was lying beside me on my bed while we surfed with my laptop. We were watching short free p**n videos of girls giving blow jobs and letting the guy cum all over their face and even in their mouths. “Eeeww, that looks so gross! How can they do that!” blurted Sharon. “I don't know, most of them look like they like it. Do you think they are drunk or fucking high or something?

His stale, piss-smelling pubic hair buried against my face as I sucked on his old cock, as I was again being fucked up my ass. “Let's triple fuck the slut,” somebody shouted out. A man positioned himself under me and I sat astride him, burying his cock deep up my cunt. Another roughly pushed me down until my tits were squashed on his chest; he then pushed his cock up my ass. My final hole was filled as a real fat dirty, smelly guy pushed his cock into my mouth until my face was squashed against the folds of sweaty fat of his stomach. I wrinkled my nose as the smell from him invaded my nostrils, but I still took him in fully as he pulled my head to his groin by my hair. I made loud slurping n

He is hitting me deep, and I am truly going crazy from the pleasure of his f*cking. “More! Ahhhh! More! Keep going, honey! You’re so good at fcking! I’ve wasted so much time! Fvck me! Fvck me all the time! Ahhhh! Ahhh! Hnnnnn! Ahhhhh!” I say seductively, grinding my hips back at him. It’s like I already know what to do because my mother had me read some of her smutty books. I contract my pvssy muscles, squeezing his c*ck inside me, and he lets out a moan. I smile at the sound and move my hips to meet every thrust. I shriek and laugh when he swats my behind. He stops moving and pulls out his long weapon. He flips me onto my back on the bed and immediately smothers me with passionate kisses. I

I feel the raw, aching need between us. His pace quickens suddenly. His hands lift me up and then slam me down hard. The desk groans in protest beneath us. I scream as my body starts to shake. The pleasure explodes through me like a beautiful firework. He groans right after me. His cock twitches wildly. I feel him spill inside me. Hot cum floods my pussy in thick pulses. The warmth spreads everywhere and mixes with my own juices. That sensation triggers my final orgasm. It arrives as a stunning wave of pure bliss. My pussy milks him dry with rhythmic squeezes. We cling to each other desperately. Romance seals the moment forever. The smut we just shared stands as a testament to our unbreakabl

Warning: Extreme Smut! ************************ Serra’s face flushed at my words. She licked her lips and reached for my c**k again, wrapping her hand around it as she stared down at it… Those lips of hers, I wanted to devour them bit by bit. Her tongue moved, licking the tip. I froze. A chilling wave of pleasure shot through me instantly. Slurp! She sucked. My eyes darkened. "Fvck" I screamed inwardly. Was she sure this was her first time? She looked too damn tempting, too eager… though her hands trembled.