Funny Theory Questions Novels & Stories

" You compare very well with their boyfriends, Mr Townsend. I gave his cock a slight squeeze. "Why shouldn't I boast? “Do you and your friends get mad when guys talk about the girls they date? had sex,” Matt pointed out. I thought about it for a moment, then shrugged. - Two weights and two measures. That's all I have to say. We lay in silence for a few minutes, and I thought about something Theresa had said. "What do you know about chaos theory?" "Er, Merilee, it's almost midnight, I've just fulfilled my fantasies."

he said, completely matter of fact. "Harmon writes questions that sound like they're about theory but they're actually testing whether you understand the practical application. So when he asks about omega roles in neutral territory disputes, he's not looking for the textbook definition. He wants you to connect it to a real hierarchy function." I stared at him. "How do you know how Harmon writes his questions?"

This seems to be Jo’s twentieth theory and it’s getting silly guess as time goes by. “Do you think there’s some kind of steroid pill that makes me blast light from my body?” Jo rubbed his chin, his forehead and brows furrowed at Gemma’s question. Gosh, Gemma didn’t expect Jo to take her joke seriously. Gemma couldn’t help but take a deep breath. Why did Jo suddenly become this stupid?

Jevro asked seriously while still drinking from my cup of coffee. "That's the same question I asked myself a while ago. Do you think it's possible that that people's theory was true back in the year 2000?" "I didn't know you were reading stories about ancient times. Dont tell me that even the time of the Dinosaurs you still read?" A smirk appeared on Jevro's lips as he stared at me.

Jane- Screw you. Hunter- Lol… let’s play a game. Hunter- Twenty questions. You in? Jane-Why do I hate this game already? Hunter- You’re hilarious. Hunter- I’ll start… Where’s the craziest place a guy has ever kissed you? Jane- Wow. It’s that kind of game we’re playing? Hunter- What kind of questions did you think I was going to ask you? Your favourite food? Or perhaps your favourite colour? Jane- I do not appreciate your sarcasm.

When the Q&A started, I raised my hand. "You in the front," he said, clearly pretending he didn’t know my name. "Hi, name's Vanessa. Long-time listener, first-time question-asker. Do you think economic theories can account for irrational human desire? Like, say, wanting something you know you shouldn’t?" A couple of students chuckled. But he didn’t even crack a smile. His answer was sharp and plainly professional. But when I winked at him before sitting down, he choked on his water. Ten points for Slytherin.

“ he had some crazy ass kinks you wouldn’t believe it” “ it can’t be that bad” “ he wanted me to answer biology questions” After a moment of silence “ GURLLL WHAT!?”.

You can start there. I nod slowly. “Finally, someone who makes sense.” Me: I’ll try this. Thanks. I exit the forum, then immediately type: ‘Random fun questions to ask a friend about themselves.’ Enter. My screen floods with suggestions, lists of icebreakers, “cute couple” quizzes, whole threads about date ideas, random memes sprinkled in. I scroll. And scroll. And scroll. “Oh. That’s actually a good question. I’ll keep that.” Next scroll. “That’s funny… but if I ask it, will I sound weird?”

Why am I alive? What do babies think? Why are bunnies so snuggly and irresistible? Why do monochrome colors exist? If Bell was sane, why did she fall in love with a beast? Do grandmas have threesomes? If Justin Timberlake is a girl, would he be pretty? 'Hey!' I yelled when he suddenly yanked my head. 'What gives!' 'Suck it,' 'Hell no!'

“He poured lots and lots of water on the ground then started walk on it, saying ‘look I’m walking on water and a wet ground. Can Jesus do that?’ The shit is weird and funny as f^ck.” This got me and Cole rolling side to side on the chair laughing at what he said, while Kai was busy giving us weird stares, morphing different expressions. Thank God I bought him a toy. “My younger niece one day before we moved here, she asked me this smart question and I’m gonna ask you guys. What is blue and not heavy?” I asked then remembering what Kara would always ask me, even tho she already told me the answer or I already know the answer countless times.