Funny Things About Minecraft Novels & Stories

I was still flummoxed as to why the party was a funeral party until I heard, "On this auspicious day, I am finally relieved from the evil medicines I was having from the past few months. Those little monsters have finally left me. Cheers!" My muffin was the most insane creature God has ever created. She had taken my words too seriously when I had suggested to her once to hold a funeral party of the medicines. "You rock Chubby Cheeks." "Chubby Cheeks, Congratulations," "We love you Marshmallow." "Cupcake, you are the best."

KIERAN “Are you an idiot?” I yell into the microphone on my headset for the billionth time. Rob had just gotten himself blown up by a creeper, leaving me alone in the mineshaft we had slowly been making our way through. We’ve been playing Minecraft together for the past few hours, and this kid doesn’t know anything! I’m honestly losing my mind, but there isn’t anything else to do. All my other friends are asleep. I can’t blame them, with it being 4a.m. and all. Honestly, I think Rob’s only stayed up this late because he feels sorry for me.

I told him proudly. Hunter chuckled, shaking his head at me. “Let me guess, the most dangerous of them all is gummy bears?” Hunter joked. “No, absolutely not. Gummy bears are not dangerous. They make people happy, not scared!” I rolled my eyes at my doof of an ex-best friend. “Broccoli on the other hand…” I trailed off as I made a face. “So, if someone comes to try to kidnap you, you’ll say broccoli and you think he or she will run away screaming like a little kid?” Hunter raised an eyebrow at me.