Funny Weird Pajamas Novels & Stories

She'd been very taken by the matching sets of pajamas while shopping one day. She wanted to know what it would look like for them to be dressed in similar clothes. She figured that it would be a very sweet scene. After she'd bought the pajamas, she had taken a photo and texted Henry excitedly. "I bought some matching pajamas! Look, aren't they cute? Let's wear them next time when you're home!" She'd only received a reply several hours later, and his reply was as ruthless as ever. "Throw them away! I would never wear anything you bought!"

When I did, I found a small collection of soft, fluffy fabrics in pastel shades. “Bratt,” I said. “Did you buy me pajamas?” He poked his head out the doorway, grinning brightly. “You’ve been staying over with some regularity,” he said. “I thought it’d be nice for you to have some comfy clothes here. Do you like them?” The particular set I was holding was pale blue and covered with stars and moons. They were so cute and, inexplicably, perfectly me. I would have picked them for myself had I seen them in a store.

It left no room for argument. I stood up and tossed her over my shoulder. She laughed and just fondled my ass. I wiggled it for her because she definitely liked our asses. It was okay because we definitely liked hers too. “Do you even own pajamas?” Xander asked with a chuckle. His was a fair question because we certainly did not have a need for pajamas because of our epic no clothing rule. “I will once Handsome lets me down.”

Our gazes were fixed on each other as Kaden loosened his tie with one hand and I slowly started unbuttoning the shirt of my flannel pajamas. Oh god. I nearly cursed out loud. This was by far the most intense moment of my life so far, and I was wearing bright pink flannel pajamas with cupcakes and unicorns. My hands sped up. I had to get out of these darn things. I couldn’t let them ruin the moment any more than they already had. For me, anyway.

She instantly understood what she’d just interrupted and hurried to say, “These are your brother’s pajamas. He’s not much shorter than Archer, so they should fit okay. Have him try them on first—if they don’t fit, you can go buy another set.” Archer walked over and took the pajamas from her. James was tall, so the size probably wasn’t an issue. But the style… Well, back then he had a bit of a comic book obsession. The pajamas were printed with Spider-Man and Ultraman. Seeing the print herself, Rachel couldn’t help but laugh and turned to Aria. “Maybe take Archer to the supermarket nearby and buy a new set. If you need anything else, get it while you’re out.” There was a large grocery store j

He could smell his daughter's arousal. "Give me a second and I'll get changed," he muttered. Alone in his bedroom, Phil stripped off the wet shorts and boxers and contemplated his stubborn erection. Then he remembered that his daughter had bought him some pajamas for Christmas. He hadn't worn them before, and this seemed like the perfect opportunity for him to do so. It seemed safer than just wearing boxers or shorts. He grinned at the irony when he opened the plastic packaging. The pajamas were from a company named Joe Boxer. He quickly pulled on the warm pajama pants and then took off his t-shirt and pulled the pajama shirt over his head.

James let out a roar that was more animal than human before lunging toward Marissa. He wrapped his hands around her neck and squeezed tightly. "Why! Why did you cut off her oxygen? Why did you steal her bailout cylinder?" Marissa's eyes rolled to the back of her head as she was lifted off the ground by James. Her legs kicked uselessly in the air, while her nails gouged bloody lines down James' face. "Y-You… a-agreed to it…" She struggled to get the words out, her face flushing red as she choked. "On April Fools' Day… Y-You said it was… okay to prank her… to teach her a lesson… she won't forget…"

Now most of our pajamas were very conservative cotton numbers, but Heather and I both had a couple of sets our parents had purchased specifically to wear on very hot summer nights. They certainly weren’t anything approaching skimpy but they were light cotton tops and panties. We were both wearing these as we lie in bed talking. Heather shifted her weight in the top bunk and then whispered down to me, “When do you think they’ll try it again?” “I don’t know.” I whispered back, “but I felt really weird all day.”

Felix walked out of the room also still naked making me throw my hands in the air as he walked over to me by the bed. He lifted the box looking horrified at the contents of it leaving me Axel in wonder. I looked into the box as excitement took over, then Axel joined in but he was only laughing hysterically. "These are so CUTE! I've always seen the humans do this cute little trend on christmas wearing matching Christmas Pjs this is so perfect!" I picked up the cute Pj's lifting them up, they had thoughs little Debbie christmas cakes all over them with snowflakes and snowman, the pj's themselves were all white.

He felt as though the door would break open and a horde of zombies would enter, killing them all. He tried his best to keep his focus on the screen, ignoring the muffled noise around him. However, when he heard a low growling beside him, he turned to look at Jade and he began screaming at the top of his lungs. Jade had somehow managed to make herself look like a zombie in the few minutes he was gone. She had plunged at him like she wanted to bite him when he looked at her and as he screamed, she couldn't help but laugh.