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LISA was excited to move into her new apartment and live like an independent girl, she wanted a life changing situation when she clocked eighteen - but she didn't expect her life to DRASTICALLY CHANGE that way. Her neighbor, RYAN MALDIVES - ALPHA to the New Moon Pack who had run away from home to find his mate set his eyes on her one faithful day and his wolf jumped. When Alpha Ryan saw Lisa, he was rather dejected than delighted to know that she was his mate. He didn't expect a 'mere human' to be chosen as his mate, so he REJECTED her! Lisa didn't like her neighbor either, she found him very rude and weird and they always fought every day that they were both provoked to pack out. But Alpha Ryan had a WEAKNESS! and Lisa was his only solution! Would he accept the mere human or egotistically destroy himself? When Lisa fell hard for him and knew his identity, Would she reveal it to the world due to her fear? When Alpha Ryan is employed as a sport teacher in her school, would things get worse? It's thrilling and I know you wanna read it.... Please read it❤️❤️❤️

Bronwen James has a complicated life. She lives in a small Massachusetts town with her Dad and her older brother, Alec. Her Dad is quiet notorious around town, but not for any reason that's good. He's known as the town drunk who killed his wife. Bronwen is known around school as the chunky, nerdy girl with the weird name and drunk murderer for a father. Life is hell. Add in an intense, long time crush on a guy who only pays attention to her when he's telling her what's wrong with her body. Things change when she meets the new kids at school. A dangerously sexy bad boy and his overly friendly sister. There is something strange about the pair, but she can't place what is off about them. But when her new friend offers to give her a makeover, to make her the kind of girl no guy can resist, how far is she willing to take it? Bronwen wants to get the boy, but she's beginning to wonder which boy she wants. The sexy bad boy or her brother's best friend? When she becomes the vampire's project, how far will they take it? Will she trade in her average life to become a vampire herself?

George Quinn brought his childhood sweetheart and their illegitimate son home. He said it was just a drunken mistake from seven years ago, and now he just wanted to make things right. Covering the boy's ears, he whispered to me, "Lucas is sensitive. Just say Emma is adopted to avoid upsetting him. Lily has struggled to raise him alone, and I owe her a proper title. In a few days, let's head to the courthouse for a divorce, but our daily life won't change." I didn't argue or fight. After enduring heartbreak and finalizing the divorce, I packed my things and left with my daughter. The butler urged George to persuade me to stay, but George dismissed him. "She is nearly 40 with a child in tow. Does she think another man will want her?" What he didn't know was that my long-lost first love came back last month. The man was still single, waiting for me all these years.

Sky Hepburn is a normal eighteen year old boy in his last year of high school but finds himself in the middle of a murder incident after spending a day in detention. Detention that gets him in the same place with the school quarterback, Ace who’s a rumored gay and the ever weird, Lyla. A detention that gets them creeped out and afraid of the unknown.

"I love you, Evelyn..." "Don't you dare tell me that. Your mom fucking killed my parents. Even if she didn't want us together, why the hell did she have to kill my parents?" Tears drips down her cheeks as she stares at him with resentment. This is the same man she used to love with everything in her, the man that used to be the source of her happiness, but now all she feels for him is hatred. "I won't spare you or your mom, Jayden. Your family will pay for this pain you have caused me!" She screams as she falls to her knees and cries her eyes out. Evelyn's relationship with her boss was the craziest that ever existed, but they never knew that they'd eventually fall in love with each other, until the feelings set in and they couldn't control it. However, things went bad as the biggest obstacle in their relationship surfaces, and lives had to be sacrificed. Will this relationship last forever?

ROSEANNA A girl born in Wealth family. But not so wealthy. Was destroyed by her own three brothers on intention in hatred. Was forced to marry a man she was scared of. KASHTON A man with obsession to everything he owns. You lay eyes on what is his. And then on you won't be able to see anything. A Man with power and money. He owns what he likes. At any price. *PLOT LINE* ROSEANNA was just in her junior college when the eyes of devil captured her. She couldn't or say she didn't protected herself. On purpose and on FORCE. But this is not all, there is more. Somethings that's we don't know about. Things ROSEANNA is unaware of.

WE'RE BACK! Yes, your favorite cousins are back at it again, but this time it ain't about me. So, buckle up and grab your wine glasses, because it's gonna be crazy! Mina’s POV: Wait a damn minute. Am I in hell? Because if I am, I need to speak to HR. I didn't even get a chance to plead my case, give a reference or something. I'm about to start freaking out because, I'm not a “go to hell” and mean it type of person. I can't do heat for five minutes let alone an eternity. I feel like giving my life to save a baby and a man should have gotten me at least joint visitation six months in heaven and six months in hell. “Mina, are you awake?” I heard the voice quietly say next to my ear. I tried opening my eyes, but it felt like I had sand in them. I decided to try speaking, but only let out something that sounded like a sick animal. "Wait right there let me get you some water.” I heard a voice whisper again. Who the hell is that? I have heard that voice before but couldn't figure out who the hell it was. “! We need to move; they've found us.” The voice came again. Wait, what? Who the hell are they? I tried opening my eyes again, this time I managed to get them open enough to see the figure picking me up bridal style. Then the stranger turned his head to look directly in my eyes and I knew instantly who it was. “Blaze? You gotta be shitting me.” I said, obviously shocked. “Hey, can we join the party? I hope you are serving food because we are famished.” I heard a man say.

A book lover, an innocent teenager, and an incoming college student named Bliss Dy welcomes the new chapter of her life as her father got promoted in his job. Upon meeting his dad's boss, the CEO of the company, fate seems to enjoy bumping them into each other unexpectedly. Can a funny coincidence turn into something romantic and magical? Is falling for her dad's boss will make her life blissful?

Ellaine is just an average teenage girl living her average life. But after meeting a strange man her life suddenly turned upside-down. And in the moment of desperation, she had no choice but to lean on this strange man. He seems weird and just her exact opposite. But she finds herself falling for him. With her whole life in chaos, will she be able to succeed in life . . and love?

Alex Redwood your typical Alpha. Strong, impossibly attractive, and funny, yet stern when needed. And Grayson, she's... Well, the exact same. Except for the fact that she wants nothing to do with him, yet he'll do anything for her. Love can be such a strange thing... Will she let go of her hatred for him and allow herself to accept him and love him? Read to find out!