Funny Yo Mama Jokes

"Pa, jangan mati dulu, Laras belum wisuda masa nanti foto Laras pas pakai toga gak ada Papa." "Pak Rasyid, bangun Pak, Saya akan tanggung jawab menikahi Laras." Papa Rasyid membuka matanya, tatapannya masih abu-abu, cahaya masuk menyilaukan mata hingga Ia menyipitkan kedua bola matanya sambil memulihkan kesadarannya. Perlahan Mama Lana membantu Papa Rasyid terbangun dan kini dalam kondisi masih lemas Papa Rasyid bergantian menatap Laras dan Bima, " Papa akan nikahkan Kalian, SEKARANG!"

Abian, CEO muda dan perfeksionis baru saja dikhianati oleh tunangannya. Luka itu belum sembuh, tapi keluarganya punya rencana lain yaitu sebuah perjodohan demi citra dan bisnis. Nama Reina terucap, membuat lelaki itu teringat akan hubungan FWB -nya bersama Reina. Reina sendiri tentu saja menolak keras perjodohan itu karena ia sudah memiliki kekasih, seorang dokter muda spesialis kandungan, Raka. Namun, hubungannya tidak mendapatkan restu karena status Raka yang tak pantas untuk Reina. Sang mama bersikeras menjodohkan Reina dengan Abian. Dalam sekejap, Abian dan Reina sudah terikat dalam pernikahan tanpa cinta dan kesepakatan antara mereka berdua. Tanpa mereka tahu, keduanya sedang menjadi korban dari dua pengkhianat yang sama. Selingkuh. Manipulasi. Rahasia kelam. Pernikahan yang dipenuhi dendam dan gairah yang belum padam. Mampukah mereka membangun cinta dari fondasi pengkhianatan, rahasia, dan kekuasaan?

Samantha Davis fell pregnant, and she knew nothing about the man she slept with. After being disowned by her father, she left the city to start anew. Raising her own children, Samantha strived and overcame. Little did she know, her twins meant to find a daddy, and they weren't settling for any less! At three years old, her babies asked, "Mama, where Dada?" "Umm... Dada is far away." That was the easiest way for Samantha to explain to her kids the absence of a father. At four years old, they asked again, "Mommy, where is Daddy?" "Umm... He is working at Braeton City." Yet again, Samantha chose the easy way out. After nearly six years, Samantha returned to the place that had long forsaken her, Braeton City. She knew she was bound to answer her kids' curiosity over their unknown father, and she concluded it was about time to tell the truth. However, one day, her twins came to her with glistening eyes and announced, "Mommy! We found Daddy!" Standing before her was a block of ice, Mr. Ethan Wright, the most powerful businessman in the city. *** Book 1 of the Wright Family Series Book 2: Flash Marriage: A Billionaire For A Rebound Book 3: I Kissed A CEO And He Liked It Book 4: The Devil's Love For The Heiress Book 5: I Fell For The Boy His Daddy Was A Bonus Note each story can be read as a standalone. Follow me on social media. Search Author_LiLhyz on IG & FB.

Ese día, mis padres y mi hermana, que estaban trabajando en el extranjero, de repente me dijeron que yo era un rico de segunda generación con billones de dólares en riqueza.Gerald Crawford: ¿Soy un rico de segunda generación?

Rosalie Jacobs had been married to Byron Lawrence for three years before finally getting a divorce. The entirety of Coast City frowned upon her as the outcast wife of a rich family.Six years later, Rosalie returned to the country with a pair of twins and became a world renowned miracle doctor.Countless people flocked to marry her.Suitor No. 1 said, "Miss Jacobs, are your children missing a father? What do you think of me? If you agree, I will treat them like my own."Suitor No. 2, "Miracle doctor Jacobs, I was blown away by your beauty and talent when I first met you. I would like the chance to love you to the best of my ability for the rest of my life. President Lawrence is blind to turn his back on you. I would never leave you!"Just then, a little girl appeared. She hugged Rosalie's leg and said, "Mommy, daddy has been kneeling on the washboard for three days and three nights now. He asked if you’d calmed down yet. If you have, he wants to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get remarried."

Despite being single, Molly May had become pregnant without her knowing how six years ago. As a result, she fell into disrepute and got abandoned by her family.Six years later, she returned with her triplets: Alex, Ben, and Claudia. The triplets with high IQ found that Sean Anderson was their biological father. Hence, they went to meet him without telling their mother.However, the CEO refused to recognize his offspring. “I have lived chastely and never had physical contact with a woman.”“DNA doesn’t lie, and that’s a fact,” said Alex, the eldest of the bunch.“People say men will forget what they've done after pulling on pants. It seems to be true,” said Ben, the middle child.“You should be happy and grateful to have three adorable kids and a beautiful wife,” said Claudia, the youngest of the bunch.While Sean played the role of a father and his relationship with the triplets grew rapidly, he was estranged from his wife.So the triplets taught him tips and tricks to pursue women: making bold moves, stealing kisses, proposing, etc.Nevertheless, Molly was distraught by his moves. “Such flirting skills befit an experienced male escort.”When Sean's identity was finally revealed, he retorted, “You are the 'escort.' Your entire family are 'escorts!'”

Pito kami sa barkada: sina Laila, Janine, Eve, Alden, Dan, Jomari at ako —si Bianca. Sa maniwala kayo’t sa hindi, apat na ang nalagas sa amin matapos magpunta ng iba sa isang bulung-bulungang manghuhula sa University. Hindi nito hinuhulaan ang love life mo, o kung ano ang magiging career mo in the future, kundi ang petsa ng kamatayan mo at kung paano ka mamamatay. Sundan ang kuwento ni Bianca. Makatakas kaya siya sa kamatayan niya, o magaya rin kaya siya sa mga barkada niya? “BUKAS” na... Nakahanda ka na ba?

SIX-PACK SERIES BOOK THREE *While this book can be read as a standalone, I'd highly recommend reading books one (Alpha Gray) and two (Alpha Theo) for context before this book* JAX : I'm no stranger to one night stands. Lots of girls want a hook-up with an alpha, so why should this one be any different? Maybe it's because she's the best I ever had. Maybe it's because she refused to tell me anything about herself. We agreed to one night, no strings attached. The problem is, I can't get that night out of my head; I've been obsessed with finding this girl since. When she shows up at the squad complex for training, I feel like it's my lucky day- until my best friend introduces her as his sister and things get... complicated. I can't go against bro code, right? Even if Quinn is my dream girl. Even if there's a crazy attraction between us that's harder to resist every day. I'm so screwed.  ~ QUINN : One night. It was supposed to be one night of anonymous, meaningless with a stranger. I just wanted to have a good time and forget about my cheating ex. It definitely did the trick- I haven't thought about my ex since, but now I can't stop thinking about that night or the sexy stranger who had all the right moves. When I arrive at the complex for a fresh start, I'm shocked to see him again- and even more surprised to find out that he's not only an alpha, but also one of my brother's best friends. Theo would Jax if he found out about that night. He can never know- which means I have to keep my distance. Even if I can't stop fantasizing about Jax. Even if it kills me.

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK ⚠️ Si Maya ay isang bilanggo sa mansion ng mga Gustin dahil sa malaking pagkakautang. Tanggap niya ang kapalaran niya na habang buhay magbayad ng pagkakautang sa mga ito kapalit ng kanyang paninilbihan... Isa lang ang hiling niya, iyon ang bumalik ang nanay niya na bigla nalang siyang iniwan sampong taon na ang nakakaraan. Nang bumalik si Hannah galing sa America, ang apo ng mga Gustin ay agad na ipinagkasundo ito sa isang mayamang binata na si Tyler Montemayor; Ngunit nagmatigas si Hannah. Sa takot ng mga Gustin na baka i-pull-out ng binata ang investment nito sa kanilang kumpanya ay naisip nilang si Maya ang ipakasal kay Tyler dala ang kanilang apelido. Walang nagawa si Maya kundi ang pumayag na ma-ikasal sa mayamang binata. Hinanda niya ang sarili na masaktan at pagmalupitan ng mayamang binata ngunit hindi iyon ang nangyari... "Araw-araw kitang mamahalin, Maya.” Katagang sinabi ni Tyler na labis n'yang ikinagulat. Mapanindigan kaya ni Tyler ang pangako gayong maraming tutol at hadlang sa pag iibigan nilang dalawa? O sa bandang huli ay magkakahiwalay din sila?

Deux frères Seth et Cynthia vont connaître les vicissitudes de la vie mais grâce au bien de leur mère vont bénéficier des grâces passés.