Funny Yo Mama Jokes

Naglayo. Muling pinagtagpo ng tadhana. 'Yan sina Migs at Armina. Ikakasal na sana sila four years ago ngunit hindi sumipot sa simbahan si Armina. Naiwang windang ang puso ni Migs. Muli silang pinagtagpo ng pagkakataon. Nabuntis ng isang lalaki ang menor-de-edad na kapatid ni Armina. Hindi mahagilap ang nakabuntis kaya napilitan siyang humanap ng isang private investigator. Ngunit sinong mag-aakalang imbestigador na pala ang lalaking iniwan niyang luhaan? Yes, si Migs ang na-hire niyang maghahanap sa lalaking nakabuntis sa kapatid niya. Wala namang problema. Napatawad na raw siya ni Migs. Kaya lang, siya ang may problema. Mahal pa rin pala niya ang lalaki. Can't fight this feeling anymore ang drama niya. Gagawa at gagawa siya ng paraan upang mapunta muli sa kanya si Migs kahit ang ibig sabihin lang niyon ay aagawin niya ito sa nobyang si Lily.

Isang misteryosong at kakaibang matanda ang biglang sumulpot sa harapan ni Amira, at pagkatapos niyang tulungan ito ay may inilagay na lamang ito sa kanyang palad. Isang singsing na tila pinaglumaan na ang panahon, hindi alam ni Amira kung ano ang dapat gawin sa naturang singsing kung kaya wala siyang magawa kundi ang tanggapin iyon. Sa hindi niya mabatid na kadahilanan ay tila malakas ang kanyang koneksyon sa singsing at tila hindi ito ang unang beses na kanya itong nakita. Sa paglipas ng araw, naging ordinaryo lamang ang kanyang araw ngunit hindi niya akalain na gigising siya pagkatapos ng mahimbing na pagkakatulog sa hindi pamilyar na mundo at panahon. Ang mas nakaka gulat pa ay isa siyang masamang maharlika at walang iba kundi ang asawa na susunod na magiging rajah. At mukhang numero uno pa siya na kontra bida sa love story ng ginoo. Editing...

Kehna had lost her mother when she was young she was only left with her dad who after awhile married her Stepmom. After her mother's death she still hadn't recovered yet, she wasn't doing so well in school anymore but when her dad got married nothing became better it all just became worse.

Kidnapped by the billionaire Synopsis Mercy's write Extract from the story I starred at the kidnapper billionaire in front of me. "Can you explain to me why am in your office right now"I yelled at him. "Look valarie,this is a business organization so just keep it low woman"he said and scoff. *yea arrogant billionaire* "Valarie,I don't know how to say this but I really do know I need your help"he said nervously. "An what help can a poor lady render to a billionaire"I said and he started at me before answering "Be my girlfriend,valarie"he said and I felt my head spinning. "Did you hit your head in something or what,firstly I woke up only to be in your house,you kidnapped me Xavier and now you are asking me to be your girlfriend you"I said and ruffled my hair. "I don't really say please to any lady,but you are just proving hard to get,I really need this,my parent wants me to get a girlfriend and I promise it just a two month thing"he pleaded with sincerity written on his green eye. . . . Meet valarie Valarie a 22 year old lady,dealing with her not so good life who suddenly meets a billionaire who ordered coffee in a late hour and she refuse, What happens when she wake up only to find herself in the youngest billionaire's mansion? Carry on. Grab ur popcorn Strictly written by mercy Mercy's write

Karena sebuah insiden kecelakaan, hingga membuat calon istri Rafael mengalami koma. Lalu, secara mendadak orang tua Rafael memaksanya untuk menikahi Raysa, gadis muda yang usianya cukup terpaut jauh dengannya. Untuk dijadikan sebagai istri sementara. Namun, dibalik itu semua, tanpa sepengetahuan Raysa, ternyata Rafael Aditama Putra berserta kedua orang tuanya itu mempunyai suatu alasan yang membuatnya mau tidak mau harus bersedia menikahinya. "Pokoknya, Mama gak mau tau. Kamu harus mau menikahi Raysa, titik! Jika tidak, maka jangan pernah kamu memanggilku Mama lagi!" ucap Amanda Ibu dari Rafael. Lantas alasan apakah yang membuat orang tua Rafael memaksanya untuk menikahi gadis itu? Dan apakah suatu saat nanti Raysa akan mengetahuinya? Lalu, ketika calon istri Rafael telah tersadar dari koma, kira-kira bagaimanakah nasib pernikahan mereka nanti? Apakah Rafael akan kembali ke tunangannya dan meninggalkan Raysa? Atau, malah akan lebih memilih untuk tetap bersama Raysa? Yuk ikuti kelanjutan ceritanya di sini!

Adefi terpaksa kabur dari rumah demi menghindari perjodohannya dengan seorang laki-laki tua, insiden pelarian itu mempertemukannya dengan sesosok dokter tampan bernama Rangga. Saat sedang memikirkan tempat tinggal dan nasib perkuliahannya, Mama Rangga menawarkan satu kesepakatan yang akan menjamin biaya kuliah, tempat tinggal dan makan Adefi. Yakni perjanjian 30 hari untuk membuat Rangga jatuh cinta. Namun, apakah Adefi siap dengan segala rintangan yang akan dihadapinya?

"Mama, is Uncle our Daddy?" Finn asked with a pout. Zora bent down so she was face to face with her son. She ran her fingers through his hair with a strained smile. "Then who is Papa? Which of them is our Daddy, Mama?" The little boy probed. "Uncle, Finn," Tears pooled in the woman's eyes. How was she to tell them? Just how was she to tell her kids who their Dad really was? "Papa is not Freya and your Daddy. Uncle is your Daddy," "But uncle made you cry, Mama. I don't want Uncle to be my new Papa," The boy replied and ran off. *** Four years later, Zora Walter was now a well known model with two kids and her boyfriend. She had to return to New York City because one of her children had cancer and she was referred to a hospital in NYC. What she didn't expect was to meet him, the father of her children again and what happens when the buried desires threaten to come alive again? Would Zora be able to handle being with Elliot especially now that she was in a serious relationship with Derek? How will Elliot react after realizing he has two beautiful kids? Would he leave his golden wife for his ex girlfriend and kids? Or would they decide to bury whatever they had and leave it that way?

"Tidak ada yang berselingkuh. Mereka menjalin hubungan atas persetujuan Mama. Dan wanita itu nantinya yang akan melahirkan cucu-cucu Mama kelak," ucap Ibu Mertua memporak-porandakan hatiku. Setelah hari itu, aku bersumpah! Tak kan ada lagi air mata yang jatuh di pipi ini. Justru sebaliknya. Kupastikan tak kan ada lagi tawa bahagia membersamai hidup mereka. Melainkan hanya air mata!

When they were married, billionaire tycoon Mr. Seven said, "That goth bitch is just after my money and my looks. If she dares to ever touch me, I'll chop her up into pieces."After the divorce, Mr. Seven went around telling others, "My wife has been bullied by her family all her life. She is the most gorgeous woman on earth. If you look at her funny, I'll gouge your eyes out!"Mr. Seven, do you even hear what you're saying?

"I…...Supreme Alpha Sheila Mahamanga of all the supernatural world…….hereby send you Eden Rastol back painfully to the abyss…... of eternal pain….., may you never reincarnate again!" Sheila, queen of the supernatural world and the present time is….the Supreme Alpha of all werewolves in existence. She has lived for thousands of years and stopped aging at the age of twenty-eight. She's Ruthless, a female Alpha that portrays danger, evil, and most especially death. She was cursed by the moon goddess to be mateless for the rest of her life, because of her cruel nature, misuse of power, and constant death punishment. Since then her evil has tripled as she becomes unstoppable. She controls the whole pack of the werewolf, she is the Supreme Alpha, other Alpha's crawl to the bare floor at the mention of her name as no one dares utter her judgment except you are ready to die!!! Fate becomes twisted when all of a sudden on the full moon, she finds herself being mated to an Omega. She was angered, as she roars in horror, daring the moon goddess Eden Rastol was a born Omega In Harlet Moon Pack. He was twenty-five years old. He lives with his parents who cherish him so much, regardless of his weak nature, but fate has always had a blow on him. He has been rejected two times by his various mate, but his last rejection left him shattered. He was thrown out of his pack and fate being funny, he found himself in Blackheart, where the Supreme Alpha lives in. Funny enough he was unfortunately mated to Supreme Alpha Sheila for the fourth time.