Funny You Should Ask Book Novels & Stories

Oops I forgot but how can I reach the books at the top" I asked. " I was actually waiting for you to ask me that, you'll jump up to reach there" . " Jump?? " I said with my eyes wide. "Yes " "But I ...I can't reach up there if I jump" I said and he started laughing holding his stomach. What did I say that is funny I thought In my head. "I'm just kidding you should see your face right now, you won't jump " he said after laughing so hard. " Hmm " I hummed.

"Ten—oh? I mean, t-two. It's two, I guess?" I heard him sighed upon hearing my stupid answers. Seriously! This was definitely brain cracking! This thing was more complicated than answering which came first between an egg and the chicken! I started to release more of my frustration towards the book as I turned its pages carelessly. "Ya!" Hey! he snorted. "What are you? An alien or something? Ten hands, my ass. Why are you so distracted today? That book... does the book really need to suffer? As far as I know, it's your favorite book. Look, you're murdering the pages and—”

So, give it to me, people. Also, kindly leave your reviews and if you want, you can start a trend on the book on the Goodnovel F******k page. I’d appreciate that. Thank you all once more. Stay safe.

"Mines a dog. Favourite book?" "Fantastic Mr Fox." I told him. Taking the jar. He snorted at my answer. "Okay. What's your last name?" "You're not going to believe me." I told him laughing. He squinted at me. "Why not?" I didn't realise I was smiling at him. "It's Fox." "You're right. I don't believe you." Cassar shook his head at me. I laughed. "You don't have to believe me, but it's the truth."

Please tell me it’s some stupid frat nickname they got in college and it’s just an inside joke. He doesn’t reply, just turns his head and looks back towards the house, slowly sliding his hands in his pockets. Right, all the useless true crime info i’ve collected over the years really needs to come in handy right now. What was that one book I read? About listening to your fear and it’s never wrong. I mean, the premise is great Mr Clever Author, but in practice, what if you're being led by your three year sex dry spell hmmm? What then?

"Let's talk." "We did. The whole day." I reminded him. "Some more." "About?" "I don't know. What do you want to talk about?" He asked, glancing at me. I thought for a while. "Let's play twenty questions." "Okay. You start. No questions related to family." "Fine. Um...what is your favourite book?" "I don't like reading books." "Seriously?" I asked him disbelievingly. "Yeah. It's kind of boring and I don't see the point of reading books. What are we gonna do reading that?"

May as well have to library acquaintances before Alan comes to scare them all away. Returning my gaze to the task at hand, I resume my reading of the book's title and continue walking. “A book on how to wake a wolf from coma.” Curiosity swirls in his eyes as well as surprise, but he doesn't ask what it is for. Either he knows or doesn't care. Either way, I appreciate it at the moment. “And you think you can get that here?” There's no doubt of apprehension in his tone. He's just asking a question.

Hi, Peeps. Trust you’re doing well? First of all, I really want to say a very big thank you for all the love you’ve shown to “HIS LITTLE BREEDER: Mated To The Mafia Alpha”. It means a lot to me that you love the book and it drives me to write more. I do want to ask something, though. Would you prefer I titled the chapters? If yes, please, comment “yes” under this chapter or in the main chapter.

This book is a work of fiction. The names, characters, places and incidents are products of the writer’s imagination or have been used fictitiously and are not to be constructed as real. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, actual events, locales or organizations is entirely coincidental. All I Ask of You (Heron’s Landing Book 2) Published by Blue Violet Press LLC Seattle, Washington Copyright © 2016, 2020 by Iris Morland Cover design by Qamber Designs

Note the sarcasm. “ Why are you asking ? Aren't you supposed to know why you are here ? Do you have amnesia ? ” clicking my tongue, I said, “ Uh, that's so bad.” The others stifled their laugh but Isabella was generous to laugh out loud. They all gave her confused stares as if they did not find it funny. “ She called you a bitch whereas she is the bitch and you indirectly told her, I mean is it not funny ?” She looked at everybody before facing down. “ Oh, I guess it is not funny. I should stop talking now.”