Funny Zombie Meme Novels & Stories

Dad sat hunched in a corner, unshaven, his eyes sunk deep into his face. He hadn't eaten in three days. It wasn't that there was nothing to eat. He simply couldn't get it down. Every time he closed his eyes, all he saw was the rust water that had filled my stomach. Mom stared at Dad's face and suddenly screamed. "Stay back! Stay back!" She grabbed a vase off the table and hurled it at him. It shattered at his feet. "Have you lost your mind?" Dad leapt up and shouted. "You're a zombie! You ate Cali!"