Funny Zombie Meme Novels & Stories

I change into my slippers before I could change my outfit to a comfortable homey one. After eating our light dinner. We headed to our beds. Patty sleep so fast that it took her just a minute to snore and sleep deeply. I pick up my phone on my bed side and open my f******k account. I scrolled down on some memes and dramatic post from the group I joined. But one post stop my finger to scroll up. " Smell so good? " Is this post pointing out to me? Zeke added my on f******k and I got so hysterical seeing him on my friendrm request. My finger is shaking that time when I'm tapping the confirm button.

"I'm with you, and my men are behind us." I shake my head and say, "It's just like what I thought would happen in the movie: malls are open but empty, and then zombies start coming in..." Then there was silence between Fabian and me. After a few seconds, they started laughing at me, and I could see that Fabian was almost shedding tears because he was touching his stomach as he laughed. “Stop laughing at me, I’m not joking…”

There were another few dozen texts, all along the same lines and starting around the time I’d met Zane. Could they be from Scott? Maybe. They might also be from anyone else whose name began with “S,” or any other letter. You couldn’t tell anything from online names, except sometimes that someone had a sense of humor or when they put their ideology in their name, like KillAllHumans142. I went back to my main feed and found a photo of Jordan giving his brief speech, along with a few-dozen comments about his age and declaring him attractive. It seemed harmless. It was there, however, that I found a meme I greatly disliked. It showed my face on a white wolf’s body with wings. The wolf was also d

Jane told him "it is not possible, you can't be bitten by a zombie okay, and besides where did you see a zombie? I thought we killed all the zombies? so how did you find the zombie?" "I was biting okay?" Fred replied. While arguing, Lab coach knock on their door and came in, asked what is going on? "Are you guys fighting?" "My husband here said, he was bitten by a zombie! tell me it is not possible!!" The Lab coach was surprised and asked Fred how is that possible? "I'm damn serious here! I was bitten by a zombie." Fred opened he's clothe and show them where he was biten. Though it was not deep. The Lab coach asked how did this happened? "I don't know!" Fred replied him.

Lucas and Maren arrived in Copper City. When the zombies attacked the city, Lucas fused two Rank 2 Male Zombies and a Rank 1 Female Zombie. White Doll was now a Rank 2 Zombie. Thus, Lucas fused a Rank 2 Male Zombie with White Doll and turned him into a Rank 3 Male Zombie. At first glance, White Doll now looked much paler and chubbier; surprisingly, he was somewhat adorable to look at. Ding… "Congratulations, the host has obtained a random chance for a lucky draw."

As extreme as the other seven. Zombie was a woman in her early 20s. She gave no shit even though Linda was taller than her. She exuded a confident single lady. She had a similar sleeveless hoodie with different shades of color and bear ears latched on her head hoodie but with an angry bear mouth and nose. Truthfully, Linda was quite intrigued by her. “Linda. The owner of this cafe.” She cleared her throat. “Ah!” Zombie made quite an expression under her mask. “You have talent in business but not on this small scale.”

We looked back and Jenny wasn't around. "We're going to die, you know that right?" Benny asked me. "I'm sure I'll be a vampire tomorrow." I replied. "A zombie..." He said "A zombie prostitute!" We both spoke together and started laughing. It was an inside joke in our group, some years ago I listened to a song called Zombie prostitute by Voltaire with a very funny clip, so always when we said we were going to die, the joke was: come back as a zombie prostitute. I wiped the tears that were running from the corner of my eyes and walked to my bed.

Surprisingly enough, I was reborn to the timeframe where there were six hours left before the zombie outbreak began. Memories of my past life were replayed in my mind like a movie reel. It was as if I could still smell the rotten and bloodied stench wafting from the zombies. With a trembling hand, I felt my neck. Although it felt smooth and flawless, I could still feel phantom pain flaring from it. The moment my phone's screen lit up, I turned my attention to it immediately. It was currently October 2nd, 2025, also known as the day the zombie virus was leaked.

It was protecting its children from the zombie horde. Even zombies instinctively protected their offspring. And yet my own sister spent every waking moment plotting against me. The thought left a bitter chill in my chest. Fortunately, my sadness lasted less than three seconds before my mood brightened again. Because at that exact moment, the system informed me that the zombie siege had counted as a major survival crisis. Even though I had survived partly thanks to the zombie bird’s help, I was still eligible for a special reward because of it.

Someone had even turned Dexter's frosting-covered face into memes. She soon received one from Clara. In the meme, only half of Dexter's handsome face was not covered in frosting. The text beside it read, "Dead inside." For the next three or four days, everyone around Angela couldn't send her a text without adding a few of those memes. Zack was the worst of all. He sent her dozens every day—half of them were ones he had made himself in his office when he had nothing better to do. Wasn't this a little over the top?