Funny Zombie Meme Novels & Stories

Screams tore through the B2 level. Martha and I bolted for the stairs. Marcus stumbled behind. The smell of blood hit us like a wall. In the makeshift chapel, Sister Catherine was on her knees before the cross. A bloody hole gaped in her neck. A zombie was hunched over her, greedily tearing at her flesh. It had crawled in through an air vent. “Oh God…” Marcus retched. I grabbed a nearby iron chalice and slammed it into the zombie’s head.

"Even as a joke, that kind of attitude isn't funny nowadays. You have to stay strong. Felicia, you've survived the zombie apocalypse. A few mouthfuls of peas should be no problem." For some reason, we all giggle at Daisy's unexpected joke about peas, and I'm not really sure why. The other three girls don't seem to know why we're smiling, but none of us seems to care. When we all stop laughing, I look back down at my tray, but something at the table catches my attention, and I look back up.

Edwin enjoyed narrating "so this zombie follows you and the funniest part being when you scrunch your nose showing the tentricles of our hair inside your nose and that zombie who had cold also scrunched his nose throwing a huge mass of slimy green liquid out of nose that flew out of his nose in a tube like way and instantly when you checked yourself you didn't have any. Finally making you realize that it was not our image but an ACTUAL zombie standing in front of you." "no no no no" Iris lifted her hand to press his lips" "don't say the next part. She made an eww face "That's the best part Iris" Edwin laughed "you were so curios to confirm that it is real you actually touched that coughy out

Driven crazy with lust, Sally moaned even louder. "Aaaaah! Oooooh!" "Uuung... must fuuuck..." moaned the zombie in response as he stopped licking Sally's snatch. He shifted his hips towards Sally's hips. The naked blonde felt the hardness of the zombie's cock against his ragged trousers. The zombie untied his trousers and revealed his leathery but amazingly preserved undead cock. The zombie plunged his dick into Sally's pussy in a slow but steady pace. Sally gasped loudly. At this point, she lost resistance.

Since he have been buried for almost a decade . "I mean won't you be looking like a zombie like that." She said to him by imagining the dead mummy's body that she had seen in museum. "No I be fine .I will look like a normal human .Because I have the human flesh now ,that I sucked out from the bad guys ". He said casually as if it was normal for him. By remembering there body she gets nauseous.So she gives him a signal to go by covering her mouth with one hand. She starts to make breakfast.But before that she gave him instructions about how to brush and where is the bathroom and all.

I didn't fall asleep, but I was rotten with sleep. - Mother Moon helps us. A zombie had just entered the kitchen. - Colby screamed between laughs, making me jump. - That under your eyes, is it dark circles, or did you fall on a piece of shit? – Dominic added, joining our brother's laughter. - Do you two remember the Power Rangers movies we used to see? Why don't you guys get up each other's ass and turn into a Megazord? - I tell them, irritated, but they send themselves to the floor laughing.

The Golden Human stood in front of him, blocking more than a dozen frenzied five-order white-haired zombies. At the same time, the Iron Earth Ax pierced through the zombie horde, like cutting scrap wood, the ax blossomed, killing all of the first years of the year, and the fourth level white fox. At this time, the golden bug also killed a few, but because the late fifth-order bugger attacked it a little, but how long was it attacked by these zombies, just using the strong defense of the bug. Golden human, not compared with human race cultivator, as long as the spiritual stone is not destroyed, the level 5 white-haired zombie will not have a serious effect on its attack.

A pause later, I said, "There wasn't supposed to be a seventh slot, but I called in a lot of favors with the top guys, and they reluctantly gave me one. Ah, that reminds me. One of you is not going to come with us, obviously." My teammates would've roared with laughter, but they stayed as composed as their bodies and minds allowed them to. Against fully armed soldiers, Yvonne would never try to start anything funny. Trembling, she looked at her precious childhood friend. "Yves, I—" Yves didn't even wait for her to finish. He was already approaching the soldier, his face filled with an unctuous smile. "Take me. I was a famous musician before the zombie apocalypse. I'm a lot more useful than t

“Because I remember the last one you shamelessly forced me to watch. I did not get to sleep for two nights.” “That was a zombie comedy,” I said, trying not to laugh. “Comedy my foot!!! They were singing and eating people, Micah. Literally eating people, how is that a comedy?” Alessandro asked confused. I just had to laugh. I snorted. “They were singing better than you, though.” He threw me a glare sharp enough to slice popcorn. “You are lucky I love you.” “Correction,” I said, leaning back. “You think you love me.”

"Oh yeah? Well, I’m more than just a zombie dead!" "You know how in those movies and games people kill zombies and they get a second death? Well, I’m the undead zombie!" I declare, pointing at myself with a goofy sense of triumph despite feeling awful and in so much pain. "What? That doesn’t even make any sense!" Mia retorts laughing, but then she groans and holds her head again, falling back onto the couch. "Yes, it does!" I reply, and we dive back into our playful rivalry over who feels more dead.