Funny Zombie Meme Novels & Stories

I let out an icy laugh, lifted my hand, and gave Chester a slap that left a red mark blazing on his cheek. "See? He's breathing!" I ignored Chester's howls, grabbed my aunt's hand, and pressed it against his neck. She jerked her hand back as if shocked, taking a moment to process. "Chester's not dead? Then what was all that before?" Chester, drenched in sweat from the commotion, scrambled to clear things up. "The hospital screwed up. I just had a bad reaction to some booze. "My body went into survival mode when my temperature tanked, and voila, I'm back.

"Zombies eat food?" "I've never seen that before," Darren said. "The television shows never show zombies eating normal food." "All those shows are made up to trick little kids. I can't believe you actually believe them," Fiona mocked Darren. "Art imitates life!" Darren shot back. "I only watch the ones that stick to the classic beliefs about zombies. They're not made-up nonsense." Fiona simply snorted. "What are you laughing at, huh?" Darren could tell she was mocking him. "Don't get all sarcastic with me. If it weren't for Dr. York, I would've kicked you out of the village already."

Zeke said and glanced left and right at the bar, looking for the bartender. "The Mummy, Creature from the Black Lagoon, the Thing…" If you think about it, a zombie isn't very original. It's like a mix between a vampire and Frankenstein's Monster—undead and butt-ugly. By the way, why do you think zombies like eating human brains?" "Because brains taste delicious." "Really? Have you tasted brains before?" "Course not. I'm not a zombie." "You are sometimes, my friend. It's like you don't have feelings at all. You're numb and indifferent about most things that happen in the Colony."

Todd didn't want that. "Back to the report, please" Todd heaved a sigh of relief as Karl opened back the notes. "So, what is going to happen to the bitten" Karl sought answers again. "Have you ever watched a zombie movie?" Todd tried explaining in the easiest way he thought Karl would understand. "Are you saying they will become zombies?" Karl asked excitingly. "Yeah, more like that" Todd hoped he had satisfied him. "How are we going to know you are not lying" Karl asked ridiculously. Todd was maddened.

"This was a birthday present Hans gave me last year." I gripped the gunwale tightly, my nails digging into my palms. This also happened in my past life; she deliberately emphasized Hans's special treatment to her in front of everyone, while I could only force a smile like a fool. I heard my own calm voice. "How is that possible? It's just a bag; it's worth it." Winnie's expression stiffened. Just then, the barbed wire snapped with a piercing sound. "Roar!" The first zombie broke through the defenses, its rotting fingers grabbing the edge of the deck as it climbed up!

Brie sat with wide eyes. No way. No way was this real. On the computer screen, flashed four big words. "THE WORLD IS ENDING." She scrolled through twitter, seeing tweets on how to stay alive. Apparently, it was a virus only caught if the body fluids of a carrier entered your body. Brie glanced at Adam, thinking about his wound. What about Melissa? "Okay... Focus." She patted the desk and continued to read. Hopefully, there'd be something helpful, something to keep them alive. She spotted a specific article a stranger had made a few hours ago.

There was a joke we wolves made at that time, every time Vlad complained about zombies. - what a joke? – Julius asked curiously. -Do you know the difference between a zombie and a vampire?

Evelyn muttered, both of us stopping midway in the hall thinking about how beyond fantasy world is hidden with. "Zombies are definitely real because you look like one, sis." Ivy chuckled weirdly, looking me from top to bottom. "Even bloody mary exists because of you, sickeningly brothers," I growled, punching him in the gut. He hissed, rubbing the sore part as he shot me a glare. I stuck my tongue out at him, hitting him with the purse one last time before I sprinted away.

Mel replies. “A zombie predator, fantastic,” Eddy says as he points his gun forward. “Be careful” Larry says. Eddy stepped forward holding his hand gun, he aimed for the head and fired, quickly; the zombie slightly move its head. Eddy missed. Mel gasp in shock. “Did it just dodge a bullet?” “Impossible” Larry says. Eddy shoots again, like a mind reader, the zombie dodge the bullet again, almost lodging in its head.

"The figure turned at us and growled aggressively, his mouth was dripping f**king blood! He growled once again and started running towards us. "It's a f**king Zombie!!!" Jake, our goalkeeper yelled and we all scattered, running for our lives. I grabbed my bag and ran also, Ambrose and I ran in the same direction. We heard someone who sounded familiar scream, we stopped and turned back to see that Fern has been bitten on the neck, the zombie chewed on Fern's neck skin that he tore. Seconds later, Fern rose up also, not as Fernandez anymore but as a flesh-eating monster. "We need to f**king run!" Ambrose yelled and we took to our heels.