HIS BABY MAMA
As I closed my eyes, ready to place a kiss on her lips,
“Ahhh,” she yelled, and I snapped my eyes open at her sudden scream, only to see her covered in eggs, yolk dripping down her face and clothes.
Turning to my left side, I saw Gina holding a small basket filled with eggs and a triumphant smile on her little face.
“Who the fuck are you? How dare you throw eggs at me?” She screamed at Gina.
“Me? Hmmm, I'm his wife-to-be,” Gina replied, causing me to chuckle.