A Thousand Orgasms: Erotica Collection
but he just looked so sad.
"Well, maybe not," I said. "Maybe you can get her something else. Or, I dunno, do something for her."
He shook his head, laughing that dry laugh again.
"She's really into gifts," he said. "Flowers are the sure-fire thing. I used to get her chocolate but she's doing that keto thing right now and last time I brought a carb into her house, she nearly chopped my balls off."
"Okay, well, even girls who like gifts like it when you do things for them," I said. "Like, there's gotta be something you don't usually do that she'd appreciate, or something she enjoys that you don't, right?"