Goblin Lackey Novels & Stories

Now I’m finishing the food. Liam walks into the kitchen, a few bags from the local store in his hands. “I think I just made the weirdest purchase of my life at Gilligan’s. Gel pens in, like, fifteen colors, ten disposable cameras, five compact mirrors, and enough candy to give a giraffe diabetes.” I shoot him a smile over my shoulder as I check the paratha dough. “Jai and Violet will appreciate it. According to Meredith, goblins, boggarts, and kobolds are big candy fans. And you can trade with the dark elves using the rest.”

The total count of the goblin’s final army tallied at almost fifty monsters, including the goblin lord. Although the human army at Stoneberry Keep had slightly more in numbers, there was no way they could fight against hobgoblins, brutes, catapults and magicians while dealing with the goblin lord. According to the scout that escaped, the goblin lord was a combination of brains and brawns. He was the strongest warrior, capable of magic and the most intelligent monster anyone had ever seen.

Darius nodded his head and smiled. After the party, the inner cabal which consisted of I and Darius alongside Yagami and Gord got together and carefully planned the Campaign. I was to lead a battalion of five hundred warriors. Darius gave me specific information, he said, "the leader of the Goblins is an animal, stay behind your troops, and in case of anything retreat immediately." I understood his commands quite well, the Goblins were not the best when it came to women, they were known to rape a woman till they are satisfied and then eat her.

Mike asked. "Tink find dirty book," the goblin whispered. Picking it up, she opened the pages and turned it around. In stunning detail was an image of a werewolf, his monstrous member dangling between his legs as he jerked his load into the hungry mouth of a pair of women on the ground beneath him.

Lava made a fall from the walls to make a swamp in the centre of the hall. "The decoy is here!" "What's he doing here!" "Look how cute his confidence is. We will break it!" "Murderer!" A group of shorter-than-human statures with flat, long and hooked noses clung their long, cracked nails on Wendell's clothing— pulling from side to side. "Where is Amethyst!?" One of the goblins questioned with a coprophagous grin that seemed to invite shivers in Wendell's system. "SILENCE!"

At almost three times the goblin's height, he towered over the cowering, pathetic creature as he stretched out his legs to hover above. "Chant?," Damon snarled. "What the fuck is this? Explain yourself, before I rip your throat out too." The goblin stared up at him, her beady black eyes wide with terror. She trembled, her throat working as she swallowed hard. "My liege, I am so sorry," she stammered. "I never meant for-for my participation to go this far. I only wanted to capture the witch because her clan is a threat to hers !"

He had forgotten that he was a Goblin, and Goblins were much smaller, at least according to the stories from his previous world. The big Goblin walked over to Will, and with a proud look on his face he patted the helmet. He then let out a short grunt while pointing at the helmet. Will looked confused for a second but wondered if the grunt from the Goblin was actually the word for helmet. Will tried repeating the grunt. The Goblin looked surprised at Will for a second, then he chortled and patted Will on the head. The Goblin went into a corner in the room and grabbed a piece of dried meat from a small stone bowl, he brought it back to Will and threw it in front of him. Will grabbed it and fer

I questioned her and Keran and Nyx both grinned and nodded. "The goblins are highly sexual creatures and won't think anything about an exposed nipple, bare breast, or man's penis out on display so don't stare or be too shocked by what you see. Also, some have extras…arms, eyes, etc," Nyx informed Noah and me. I shrugged and told him hell's demons were similar.

He asked in a teasing manner. She wanted to throw her macaron at him, but recalling Agathus’ warning voice she held back with a frown. Alastair was glad to see that Alexis didn’t return his behaviour with a smile. ‘I should give Agathus that bonus’ he thought with a smile. ‘But more importantly…’ he frowned, knowing how difficult goblin infestations were to control. Countless deaths had been at the hands of those extremely small but strong beings. A goblin was the result of a feral dwarf. They lose their mind and shy away from the sun and then their skin changes colour and they attack any humans on sight.