God's Favorite Idiot Season 2 Novels & Stories

Son of a biscuit " You're an idiot " " 2-1. I'll get you again babe. " " Bastard. " I slump into the chair. " You'll see, I'll message with the plane tomorrow " " I'd love to see you try. " " I will " " Yea and I'd also love to see you explode. " " We're dying together ". " I always keep a parachute in check, idiot " " Make it two " " No " " Fuck off "

It wouldn't be nice to attend her own father's funeral through the Internet she was grateful for this job and also honored with the award. She makes herself a cup of coffee and toasted bread, she sat in the dining and started replaying everything from last night, she smiled at the thought that she spent quality time with Howard after five years of longing to see him. She wasn't sure if he felt the same as well but with the look on his face, it was mutual.

I_pooped (Sophia) Yoo, willy boy. Will_the_devil (Will) ... I_pooped It's your FAVORITE PEASANT SAY HI! Will_the_devil ... YOU ARE NOT MY FAVORITE PEASANT! I_pooped :0 ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?! Will_the_devil WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? I_pooped ONLY I CAN BE YOUR FAVORITE PEASANT! JUST LIKE YOU ARE MY FAVORITE ASSHAT ;)

I remembered how, every year, my dads would shower me with the most exquisite gifts on my birthday and promise me the most unique gift on my coming-of-age ceremony. "You'll be the happiest young lady in the entire Cinderhowl pack!" Their doting words still seemed to ring in my ears as Ethan's roar came through the mind-link. "I don't have time for your games, Loveta. We're about to begin the prayer ritual for Raeya, so stop bothering me." With that, he brutally severed our mind-link. No matter how many times I reached out with cries of help, I was met with no response. The howls behind me grew louder. I was nearly overcome with despair when I spotted a patrol passing the distant forest's edg

I heard a chuckle and the voice said "No this isn't God. This is your favorite person in the whole wide world." "God is my favorite person in the whole wide world." I said with a smirk. "Well then...Im your second favorite person in the whole wide world." said the voice. "Jesus?" I said with a smile. "Fine. Im your third! I'm your third favorite person in the whole wide world." said the voice in exasperation. "Dillion?" I asked with a chuckle. "What? This isn't Di— Ali this is Matthew! Dammit Ali, did you not recognize my voice?" Said Matthew in an irritated voice.

“In the end, Heaven doesn’t want anyone to defy them, does it? That’s why they’re eliminated, but it’s truly ironic for humans who believe in the gods. It doesn’t matter; in the end, I will definitely defeat you, Heaven’s Will! If I almost succeeded before, then this time I will surely succeed in freeing myself from you!” “Hey, a being that devours all life is actually talking to me like that. Aren’t you just as cruel as I am? And don’t refer to ‘us,’ because we are one, and that one is us—so you’re wrong to refer to all of us! Because we are all actually one,”

He wanted to come back to confirm his feelings because from the moment he talked to the messenger from the other gang, he still had a question in his mind: "Is the person who saved Lida the one who saved Lida's life? Do you have this stupid face?" But when he walked to the door of the prison, seeing Ian still sitting quietly inside, his heart immediately confirmed, the one who saved Lida was someone else, not this fool. He looked at Ian with a mocking mouth: "What's wrong, is it okay to sit in here? Are you bitten by rats, cockroaches, flies, and mosquitoes? Or is this place better than your house?" Seeing that Ian didn't say anything, he continued: "A fool like you should just find some rem

The humiliation was one thing, but more than that, he still couldn't quite believe it. "Seriously, Samuel. Judging by Ingrid's attitude, I think she really plans to divorce you," said Jason Evans, one of his buddies, teasingly with a grin. Samuel looked up and snorted. "Like you'd know Ingrid better than I do. Even if she were dying, she wouldn't divorce me. She's just playing hard-to-get. I won't back down just because she wants me to this time." Jason chuckled, leaned over, and lit a cigarette for him.

"You're... quite devishly handsome for a 35 year old." ‎ I stiffened when my thoughts escaped through my mouth. It took only a second for the realisation to settle in, for me to look away as my eyes widened out of their sockets and for me to clasp both hands over my opened mouth. ‎ 'Oh wow, go Alyssa! You dumbass!' ‎Kiean rose his head slowly. "What was that?" ‎"I said you have good genes." ‎Ha, even better! What the hell is wrong with you?!

Can't you tell what she's trying to do? "It's not that I can't part with the laptop. I just can't stand seeing your gift ruined because of Tessa." Ruined? Using my husband's gift was somehow ruining it? Was this really how she wrapped Keaton around her finger? I let out a cold laugh. "Believe me or don't. I've said what I needed to say. The choice is yours." Keaton looked at the wrecked laptop on the floor. Then he made his decision. "Evie. Hand over the laptop."