Goose Funny Novels & Stories

he chuckled and it gave me literal goosebumps. Damn.

She gasped as she tried to catch her breath. “Ellie…come on…this movie isn’t that funny…” Jasper said looking at her. She glared with a smile “Take that back!! It's hilarious!!!” Jasper stood up quickly “Never!” He shouted. She jumped up and glared at him “Take it back Goose” She said playfully. He shook his head and ran out of the room pushing past the small group of dragons. “Oh…I’m so gonna get you for that…” She said as she gave chase. Jasper ran down the stairs and stuck his tongue out at her as she reached the top step. She let out a growl and then smirked. A mischievous glint came to her eyes

"Sorry, Gigi. I didn't mean to laugh at you. It's just that your name is the same as the goose that Summer's mother used to keep." "A goose?" several children asked, almost at the same time. Summer nodded. Her laughter was still lingering. "Yes, my mother used to keep two geese in the forest house. Their names were Gigi and Gusi. They were naughty and very noisy. I didn't expect to meet someone with the same name as one of them." "You compare me to a goose?" Gigi sighed in disbelief. "My name is Georgina Brown. Gigi is just a nickname." "Still, your name is Gigi. We all call you Gigi. Just accept that you have the same name as a goose!" a child shouted, inviting laughter again.

This wasteland is not the promised dry heat they brag about. Goose has been walking around in his fucking saggy, white briefs because of the temperature inside the house since we arrived. For some reason he makes me think of my dead heads, the stuffed animals that populated my home in California before the prick Austin burned it down. I miss those fucking animals and had managed to replace a few at the last rental. Moon burned the fuck out of those too and he's even higher on my hit list now. Goose belches disturbing the quiet and my thinking. Glancing at the fuckface, I imagine how his head would look on a nice piece of polished, cherry wood. If we had time, I'd visit the taxidermist who so

He was her loyal knight, pouring her wine and serving her food, all the ruthless decisiveness of an Underboss erased. They were laughing and talking, and I was clearly not needed as a prop. I didn't want to waste any more time and looked for a chance to slip away. But Noa suddenly turned to me gracefully. "You must be Maeve. I've heard so much about you. The famous 'piano goddess of the underworld'." Caught off guard by being singled out, I quickly waved my hand. "Thank you, but that's an overstatement. Just some flattery from friends."

Donald duck! I started laughing hysterically and sprinted away from him. I heard loud footsteps and knew that he was following me. I glanced behind and he was pretty fast, but what was more funny was that he was galloping. I laughed loudly and squeaked, "Quack, Quack, Quack." "Don't make it hard for me whore, come here and we'll have lots of buns-nuns . . . fun," he slurred and I shook my head while running.

But Honey is definitely not amused by the look on his face. Though it's hilarious to see such no-fun man is holding a fun bottle of cold water that has big googly eyes stuck in front of it, with the other items in the fridge are currently staring at him; I glued those eyes everywhere, even on the fruits and all sorts of food containers. "They're a lil bit scary," Zoe comments in between her adorable laughs, "but cuteee. You're funny, Geema! Right, Geepa? Geema is funny, right?"

I look over at Pierce, but he's watching me. "I read that cats are like jungle predators. They like to be up high." he explains as he motions towards the tree. "And according to the vet he's a little overweight. But I didn't tell Goose that. I didn't want to hurt his feelings. But that's what the wheel is for." He says, pointing towards what looks like an oversized hamster wheel in one corner. "You can clip a treat in there. To give him motivation. He loves it." Pierce says excitedly, heading over to the contraption and hooking one of Goose's favorite treats inside. Goose mewls from up high and works his way down the branch of the tree before climbing into the wheel. Pierce gives it a little

Goose was attempting his own summit expedition, scaling the sad little stack of hotel pillows with all the determination of a mountaineer who didn’t know his eyes weren’t open yet. Zach: Goose thinks he’s climbing Everest. Attached: The orange tabby halfway up the pillows, paws stretched out, his face set in pure “I got this” energy. The whole operation was cute enough to make my teeth ache. I sent one last update: Zach: Current kitten mutiny level: 7/10. Send help. Or snacks. That’s when the knock came. I frowned, crossing the small room to the door. The only people who knew the room number, besides Ofelia and the front desk, were family. Or—

"That stupid toilet bowl is messing with me again! Kuya is to blame! He left his boxer brief in the bathroom, and it fell into the toilet bowl as I was pouring water on it! How do you unclog a stupid toilet bowl?! ” Hazel burst out laughing. "Suck it, lady." Jewel grinned as Gabbi's expression darkened. "You're the only one who can suck a stupid toilet bowl, and maybe you can suck the septic tank as well," Gabbi said. "That's enough," Jewel said quietly, returning to the keyboard. Hazel and Gabbi were not very good at playing jokes because they often took jokes personally, which resulted in a nasty fight. Gabbi was grumpy, and Hazel adored grumpiness.