Goose Funny Novels & Stories

a kid asked. "Not anymore. These days she just glares at tourists and eats grass." Relatable. As the wagon rolled along, a rogue goose decided to make a territorial stand in the middle of the path. Hank honked the horn. The goose hissed. Hank honked again. The goose flapped its wings and advanced like a feathered war general. "Everybody hold on," Hank muttered, reaching for a broom. I pulled Eddie close as the goose approached, looking entirely too confident. It pecked at the tire. Hank shooed it. It pecked again. Finally, with a dramatic honk, it stormed off, leaving behind a wagon full of shrieking, delighted children.

She shudders, "Don't let their cute look deceive you; those creatures are ferocious." She nods her head, looking completely serious, but when a betraying smile twitches my lips, she starts laughing. Her laugh is contagious that even I find myself laughing with her. "Hey, but I am serious about geese..." She says in between her laughter, "They are evil." "I will be careful if I ever come across these dangerous geese." I nod my head, attempting to look serious, which is difficult as she keeps on laughing. "Okay, so now I will go let you do your work." She begins to stand up.

I didn’t even remember what dumb joke she’d been making when she saved herself in my contacts like that, but it still made me grin like an idiot every time it popped up. Her first message was a wall of text. Carolina 🐱 Destiny Guide (accept no substitutes): Sabia que gatos são mágicos? I read somewhere that cats can walk between worlds. Maybe Goose is secretly a rookie gato guiding you through your firefighter jungle. Don’t roll your eyes. I can feel you rolling them. 🙄 I snorted, shaking my head. Goose cracked one eye open as if even he knew she was talking about him. Another buzz. Then another.

This wasteland is not the promised dry heat they brag about. Goose has been walking around in his fucking saggy, white briefs because of the temperature inside the house since we arrived. For some reason he makes me think of my dead heads, the stuffed animals that populated my home in California before the prick Austin burned it down. I miss those fucking animals and had managed to replace a few at the last rental. Moon burned the fuck out of those too and he’s even higher on my hit list now. Goose belches disturbing the quiet and my thinking. Glancing at the fuckface, I imagine how his head would look on a nice piece of polished, cherry wood. If we had time, I’d visit the taxidermist who so

she giggled at her own joke. Guila’s giggle rippled through the air, a moment of levity amidst the heavy atmosphere. Her joke, bizarre and unexpected, painted a vivid picture in my mind. I couldn’t help but smile at her words, the image she conjured absurdly amusing. It was as if, even in the darkest moments, she managed to find a glimmer of humor, a ray of light that pierced through the shadows.

I was shock to see the cold and stoic look of Xander change when I saw him laughing out loud, he's clutching his stomach as he pat his leg. Rose was stunned as me while Calix let a low growl. "That was hilarious! This is fun!" He said while rolling on the floor. "Now I know why you love doing this thing!" He said looking at me and Rose, I innocently look at Calix who's sending daggers at Xander, I let out a soft chuckle.

she giggled as she took off towards the dance floor. I couldn’t hold back my laughter as my mate jumped in line and the pups all cheered as she leaned back to go under a stick that was a good foot over her head. It was down to 2, yes, Brooklyn and Charlie. Brooklyn laughed as she kicked off her heels and shimmed herself under it. She turned bouncing on her feet as she looked at her Momma, “give up Momma?” Charlie laughed as she approached the stick, got on her belly and her ass hit the stick and it fell. She stood up and laughed, “I must have a big ass,” she turned and looked at me and burst out laughing.

“What? Is the Red Rabbit starting a stand-up comedy night? Sign me up, I’m there.” Gus’s laugh boomed around the room. “Like I said. Funny. Men like funny, but they like tits and ass more. When are you gonna be a big girl and get with the program? You want more money, you want out of this life, you gotta earn it. Shaking that round peach of an ass would be a good start. They’d eat you up out there. You’d make more in tips the first night than you have in months of work.”

The giggles pure out of my mouth as i watch him move his head from side to side. "What's funny?" He asks and i cover my mouth with both hands, holding in my laugh as i watch his fat lips move up and down in a quack rotation, his big head only growing bigger and bigger as he lifts an eyebrow at me. I couldn't hold it anymore so i burst out laughing so loud i nearly choke on my digested drink. "Have you been eating does mushroom like fertilizers again?" "What the fuck no!" He frowns "And what's so funny?"

The cat has already scratched the dog's nose so it ran away crying. But at the same time, Benjoe suddenly turned to Jin. Jin in front of his cart was still laughing out loud. It was as if a hundred people were tickling him every time the words "your stinky" reappeared in his memory. Besides, what made him laugh even more was when he saw that even Benjoe's disciples were laughing along with everyone. They are the ones Jin saw stomping on the foot and patting the person next to it in a very funny way. lol