Untitled Goose Meme Novels & Stories

TESSA I open I*******m first, and my world implodes all over again. The video is everywhere. Reposted, shared, turned into memes, reaction videos and compilation clips. #TessaFail is trending. #FatGirlDown has over a million views. Someone has auto-tuned my sobs and turned them into a remix. But it's the comments that really destroy me: "LMAOOOOO this is the funniest thing I've ever seen" "Imagine being this delusional about your weight"

I laughed and said, "Ok, what's good for the gander is good for the goose." "Britt, you have that saying backwards. It's normally said what's good for the goose is good for the gander. For a little additional information for you, a gander is a male goose and a female goose doesn't have any specific name or title. Baby geese are known as goslings. OK?" "I guess if you say so, but if you are only going to wear shorts when your lawyer comes here, then that's all I'm going to wear, literally." I said with a laugh.

Charlie nodded and sighed as he said, “I like the crispy and greasy texture of roast goose the most. It is most authentic when paired with a mouthful of sweet osmanthus sauce...” Shawn had an even more depressed expression on his face. He felt that Charlie was deliberately mentioning roast goose to stimulate him. However, on second thought, there should be very few people who knew about Janus selling roast goose in the United States. After all, he had only released the news of Janus’ repatriation to the public recently, and when he had released the news, he had not revealed what Janus was actually doing in the United States. So, as he thought of this, he was a little relieved and thought tha

“Yeah, yeah, she’s talking about you, too, buddy. Rookie gato.” The phone buzzed again. Carolina 🐱 Destiny Guide (accept no substitutes): PS. If you don’t text back soon, I’ll assume Goose has stolen your thumbs. PPS. If Goose HAS stolen your thumbs, blink twice when I see you next. I chuckled, thumbs flying over the screen. Ace: Calm down, Destiny Guide. Goose hasn’t staged a coup yet.” Her final message came with a string of emojis: a cat, a notebook, a heart.

“Who do you think you’re looking down on! It’s just a mobile game—let’s play!” Yvonne timidly raised her hand. “I’m okay, but I can only play a mage. Is that fine?” Goselle looked a bit smug. “Hehe, I’m versatile! You pick first!” I was surprised. “Wow, Goselle, you actually play games!” “Hehe, I have to keep up with the younger generation. If I don’t understand some gaming memes online, I can’t sleep. So I just learned to play.” Everyone understood—Goselle, as a comedian, couldn’t afford to miss jokes or memes, especially now that Honor of Kings was so popular and often mentioned on shows.

There were another few dozen texts, all along the same lines and starting around the time I’d met Zane. Could they be from Scott? Maybe. They might also be from anyone else whose name began with “S,” or any other letter. You couldn’t tell anything from online names, except sometimes that someone had a sense of humor or when they put their ideology in their name, like KillAllHumans142. I went back to my main feed and found a photo of Jordan giving his brief speech, along with a few-dozen comments about his age and declaring him attractive. It seemed harmless. It was there, however, that I found a meme I greatly disliked. It showed my face on a white wolf’s body with wings. The wolf was also d