Novel & Cerita Groan Sentence

Grace threw a fake tantrum, laughing heartily at the story Wren told her of what had happened days ago. Wren was busy scraping the carrot she had just finished chopping into a simmering pot of lentil soup. “It’s not funny,” she scoffed. “I feel like such a fool. Can you imagine those things have been sitting outside his apartment for the past two days collecting dust? What the hell?” “Maybe your bribe wasn’t his type,” Grace burst out into another fit of laughter.

He smirks like a school on show-your-favorite-toy-day, and I groan. “OK, you win.”

she’d said. “Why on earth-” Gran had laughed, the sound sticking in her throat. The laugh becoming a cackle and then a cough, her skeleton fingers dragging a crumpled wad of tissue from her sleeve as the green spittle sprayed from her lips to land on her chin. “Dumb as shit and crazy as a loon.” And then she’d laughed some more. She’d slunk back to her room.

Bren had kicked Gloria in the shin under the table and was glaring at her. I stared at her and then burst out laughing hysterically. “Oh, you had me there for a minute! Oh, my gosh, Gloria, you are too funny!” I wiped the tears from my eyes, I was laughing so hard. I looked around and realized no one else was laughing and my laughter slowly faded.

I couldn’t help but smile back. “Yeah, you guys, don’t mind me,” Gabe groaned in annoyance. “I’m just gonna sit here, being single as fuck,” The four of us burst out laughing. It must be hard for Gabe to stomach all the cheesy couple stuff he had to witness all these months.

Ben scoffed, breaking the tension with a loud snort. Everyone erupted into desperately needed laughter, the stress of the last few hours bubbling out of us. "Yeah, mate," Greg laughed, his cheeks turning slightly pink. "Maybe let's not use the word 'ball' for a while."

Company's policy remember? ‘Fuck the company's policy', he rolled his eyes, ’Did someone hurt you??'. ‘Mr Gray I don't think it's that se—' ‘If that bastard hurt you let me know so I can pummel him in the face!'. Kathleen's mouth gaped open with shock, ‘I uhh...I... we're on a break', she blinked, ‘I don't know why I'm telling you this but yeah—men really do suck'. ’Do I suck?'. Grayson asked in a bid to make her laughed which worked too much that it got him annoyed for a moment. Kathleen bursted into immense laughter, clutching onto the hem of her blouse to prevent herself from falling to the ground.

I say. The words drop between us like stones. Their eyes widen, both of them at once. The look of shock on their faces hits me, and something inside me cracks, just a little. I chuckle quiet at first, then louder. It sounds strange, like it doesn’t belong to me, like I’ve borrowed someone else’s laugh. Tamrin snorts, shaking her head. “You’re not funny, you know.” Sadie nods immediately, her voice soft but firm. “Not at all.”

But beneath it all, their every sentence dripped with mockery and schadenfreude. "Your Grace!"

"We're hoping you'll find it funny and entertaining. Nerius squawked in encouragement, causing me to smile. “Um, what did the Griffon say when he walked into the bar?” I asked. “What?” Szan asked. “Ouch.” Only the Fiery Lynxes found that funny. Yeah this was going to be pretty rough. One after another we went up and told our funniest jokes and yet there was nothing. Not a chitter, a chuckle or even a snort from the Griffons. We were becoming hopeless.