Groan Sentence Novels & Stories

Ben scoffed, breaking the tension with a loud snort. Everyone erupted into desperately needed laughter, the stress of the last few hours bubbling out of us. "Yeah, mate," Greg laughed, his cheeks turning slightly pink. "Maybe let's not use the word 'ball' for a while."

Company's policy remember? ‘Fuck the company's policy', he rolled his eyes, ’Did someone hurt you??'. ‘Mr Gray I don't think it's that se—' ‘If that bastard hurt you let me know so I can pummel him in the face!'. Kathleen's mouth gaped open with shock, ‘I uhh...I... we're on a break', she blinked, ‘I don't know why I'm telling you this but yeah—men really do suck'. ’Do I suck?'. Grayson asked in a bid to make her laughed which worked too much that it got him annoyed for a moment. Kathleen bursted into immense laughter, clutching onto the hem of her blouse to prevent herself from falling to the ground.

Ranjan stated. Cornell laugh out loud and give a thumbs up and fingerhand gesture to Astrielle. Carline and I left oblivious.

Gwen nudged her arms lightly trying to stop her from laughing but Eleanor only laughed harder bending lightly on her knees. "Come on, stop it." Gwen whined, pouting her lips. "Sorry, I just couldn't help it. It's so-" she placed her hand on her mouth as chuckles escaped from her mouth threatening to burst into laughter. "Oh my god! I've missed moment like this." With that said she burst out laughing, her laughter echoing around while Gwen stood there with her lips pouted. * *

Bookshelves lined the walls, their shelves filled with a vast collection of knowledge and wisdom. Harley Louis leaned casually against the window, a mischievous glint in his eye. "Let me tell you," he began, his voice alive with animated chatter. "Those old geezers in the Granger family are something else. The moment they caught sight of you returning, I swear, they were spewing curses under their breaths."

My lips trembled so much that my whole face became a grimace. Henry frowned. He frowned. "Face of the one who is about to have diarrhea. From afar, Kendall laughed outrageously. His hair was stuck that night, letting small brown locks slip around his face with the exaggerated access of laughter. "It's the first time I've heard someone resemble passion to a stomach ache. "She commented, finishing washing a cocktail shaker. Emitting a deep sound of disgust, I left my cell phone in the nearest beverage compartment and rehearsed my most genuine disapproving grimace.

Craig sniveled with teary eyes and quickly rubbed his red-rimmed eyes. Mason suddenly chuckled, albeit pitifully. “Yes, isn't that how life is, making a mockery of mankind? I thought I already had a lover and a child, but it turns out I was living a joke.” Mason clenched his fist and bemoaned, tears staining the corners of his eyes.

Joel joined her and they both laughed hysterically. Grace and I looked at eachother, Grace shook her head, her lips folded as she tried old back her laughter but she let it out and burst out laughing. I joined her, I couldn't help it. Grace's smiles and laughter had always been contagious, no matter what state you were in.

I say. The words drop between us like stones. Their eyes widen, both of them at once. The look of shock on their faces hits me, and something inside me cracks, just a little. I chuckle quiet at first, then louder. It sounds strange, like it doesn’t belong to me, like I’ve borrowed someone else’s laugh. Tamrin snorts, shaking her head. “You’re not funny, you know.” Sadie nods immediately, her voice soft but firm. “Not at all.”

"We're hoping you'll find it funny and entertaining. Nerius squawked in encouragement, causing me to smile. “Um, what did the Griffon say when he walked into the bar?” I asked. “What?” Szan asked. “Ouch.” Only the Fiery Lynxes found that funny. Yeah this was going to be pretty rough. One after another we went up and told our funniest jokes and yet there was nothing. Not a chitter, a chuckle or even a snort from the Griffons. We were becoming hopeless.