Grumpy Old Man Family Guy Novels & Stories

“Women will be the end of me.” I chuckle when he says the last bit. “Oh, is that so? All women?” He sits down next to me and raises his eyebrow while shooting me an amused look. “Women in this family, yes; even the new ones. I swear we’re having a girl, I’ll be gray before I reach forty.” Just thinking about Giovanni with flecks of silver in his hair brings a smile to my face. This man will continue to be handsome even in his old age. “That should be any day now, old man,” I jest, and watch as disbelief clouds his face. He leans down close to my face and tuts under his breath.

“Granddad, get your old, decrepit ass back to the living room before I put you there. I’m comforting my girl.” “We want to meet her.” The elderly man leaned sideways to try to get a glimpse of the woman Royal had pushed behind him. “I want to see what kind of girl actually agreed to be with your sorry ugly face.” “You will when she’s ready and not a minute earlier, you pushy old coot. Get lost,” he was grinning as he winked at his grandfather. They had a relationship where they pushed, poked, and prodded each other to the limits. His whole family did.

Grandpa Woods scoffed, eyeing her with a mix of playful disdain and genuine concern. “Just now, you looked like a mouse caught in a room full of hungry cats.” Kourtney rolled her eyes, ready for their usual banter. “And you, Grandpa, look like a relic from the Stone Age. Maybe it’s time you learned to lighten up too! You know, it’s impressive how you manage to stay this grumpy at your age. It must take a lot of energy.” “Grumpy? I prefer to think of myself as seasoned. You youngsters just don’t understand the value of experience,” Grandpa Woods said with a satisfied grin.

There was a deafening silence at first but then the old man looked all serious before responding. “I have just one grandson! He’s the real one, no one else comes close to his right” The old man declared, his voice cold and determined. “Ohhh…” he muttered to ease the awkwardness of the situation. “Well, seeing that you’re healthy is enough for me grandfather. I’ll visit you next time” he added. “I’ll be expecting you. Your old man is lonely without you and your updates” Old Man McCall said with high spirits. Optimist forced a smile throughout his stay in the old man’s sight. When he was completely out of his sight, his pretentious face dropped and his gaze turned red as he settled in his car.

“Grandfather?” “You’re shouting at your grandfather because of a random girl?” the old man stammered, standing. “You son of a weak father!” “That’s all it is to you, business!” Jeff snapped. “You don’t care about the people involved. You don’t care who gets hurt. Well, this time you’ve gone too far, and I won’t forgive you for this.” He stormed out of the room and banged the door so hard leaving the old man to tremble. ********

I shrugged it off and glared at him. I would have retaliated, but the episode left me exhausted. Instead, I glanced at the old man walking towards us. He looked worse than the last time I’d seen him: now, he was leaning heavily on his cane. “You boys stress me out and I’m getting too old for it,” he patted my stomach and did the same to Klaus as he reached us. “Come with me.” Klaus started. “We’ve somewhere to be. If you can get the guar–”

They seem so hopeless with what he knows and that itself makes me want to know more. "What do you mean?" This time, Cayden was the one who asked him. He's also slowly losing his patience with this old man. I just muttered a curse in my mind because of how pissed I am with him. Why can't he just tell it to us straight and stop those bullshits? He's not even helping at all. His granddaughter offered us help yet he's here, stopping us from doing anything to leave. Damn this old man! Does he think it's funny? Is he having fun playing with us now? This is a serious matter for fuck's sake! This ain't a game that he can play with when things got boring in his life. I can't believe this old man! I j

Grandfather Gray, holding the butler's hand, comes over totteringly. The lobby manager knows the butler and gives him an eye contact, "Who is this man?" "This is Mr. Gray's grandfather. He comes all the way from Chicago to celebrate his grandson's birthday. Why are you arguing and making so much noise?" The butler is unhappy and he sounds like scolding the lobby manager for screwing things up. Hearing the butler's words, Grace Lauren takes a good look. It is Grandfather Gray! Compared with five years ago, his hair become all white, and his body looks not as strong as before.

But the man looks like he is 70 years old and the woman is just about 25 years old. Ruby might think that they are grandfather and granddaughter but the way the woman held the man's arm change Ruby's thoughts. The old man said earnestly, "Richard, why don’t you come back with us? You are also the Henderson's family member and how could you ignore the family business?" "I have already told you that I have nothing to do with the family business anymore. And I have already proved your leader that I can live without your so called graceful family." Richard looked like he was suppressing his range.

GrandPa is in his middle 70's, 75 or 76, he's a retired business man. He started the Olyster family business that made us his family filthy rich. "I've been good grandpa, why aren't you inside with them?" I asked, my two siblings had to be in there with mother and Brandon. " I needed some fresh air and I wanted to talk to my best friend" I never knew he had a best friend. " You have a best friend grandpa?" I asked again for confirmation as he continued walking back to the main house and I followed beside him.