Gumball Stupidity Novels & Stories

Am I not going to die of pain soon? At this moment there’s only one thing going through my mind and that’s how stupid I am if there’s an award for the stupidest person on planet Earth it would be me. I’m so very stupid. I’m stupid for believing that we had a chance together. I’m even more stupid for believing that he’ll look at me the way he looks at his flings even if it’s lust in his eyes at least he’ll look at me and find something interesting about me. And I’m extremely stupid for thinking he’ll see me as more than just a friend

Gabriella looked around subconsciously to detect any suspicious person or car. But she found none... So how is it possible for him to know where and what she's doing? While she was still wondering what was going on....she heard a devilish laugh on the other end... This brought her attention back to the call that was ongoing. She was at first perplexed by the laughter until he spoke... " You are really dumb you know... Like very dumb. I always thought you were smarter... But well, you are more stupid than a mouse. "

My eyes fell on the pieces of the broken bottle scattered on the floor. Stupid. Just like me. If I weren't stupid, that bitch wouldn't have played on my intelligence. Disbelief hit me hard like a bulldozer at the realization. How was Rosa able to make me look like a fool? How could I not notice she had a fake pregnancy? Was I too carried away with the excitement of finally having an heir? Or was I just stupid? All my life, no one had made me look like a fool. I was known for my ruthlessness throughout the world. No one dared mess with me.

Huhuj, I was suddenly afraid of him. "Is this... for... Steven??" accurate ganern, you are correct there Hubby you are really smart! Hey, you're not always smart because you're stupid sometimes, Hubby, I feel sorry for you sometimes. Because I'm smart and you-- it just hurts me to call you stupid. It's like this, it really hurts---- 'Oh don't dance like you're crazy' can I get my brain out of my head!? Destroy the moment! It's okay, I want to dance even if I look possessed when I dance.

With her joke she not only made it a noun but she made it an abstract noun. "Sorry baby, it was just a bad joke you know" Grumpy Lewis looked away. He needed more flattery and convincing to even look at her and the thing she was doing with her hands seemed to be below the threshold. "Okay, you'll get a quickie" He turned around with a grin on his face. "You moron, I can't believe you made me do that" "The cream always rises to the top, am the smartest babe and I know you always keep your word so..."

Matthew rolled his eyes. "Don't blame me for you being a fool." I glanced at Matthews. "It's because you were already an idiot, but now you show it." "Idiot is not a disease." Matthew objected. “Stupid is not a disease, but a person who suddenly becomes stupid may already have some disease.” I followed Matthew. "You'd better get checked out, otherwise the disease will become so severe that it won't be curable." I looked proudly at Matthew. Matthew helplessly patted my head. "I'm so out of touch with you."

“Are you sure you want to kick me out of your company? You are still the dumbest man I know, Gray Moore. Consistent, huh?” I remained silent and stared at him. He always had something to say as if he was the smartest person in this room. He never shut up. He was like a can that could make so much noise because it was empty inside. “And talking to you will make me the smartest person? You’ve got to be kidding me. From someone who came from an elite family but has always been mediocre in everything he does? I don’t think so.”

And the worst part about this weird thought that just popped up in my head is that I can’t even clear the stupid thought from my mind because I know it is what Jimmy is capable of doing when the spirit of stupidity enters into me. But God help him if he actually decides to be stupid and think from his ass rather than from the brain he was blessed with because he will not live to witness the end of my rage and this is not even a joke. I would be absolutely pissed with him for more than a month if he decides to embarrass me like that.

"That stupid toilet bowl is messing with me again! Kuya is to blame! He left his boxer brief in the bathroom, and it fell into the toilet bowl as I was pouring water on it! How do you unclog a stupid toilet bowl?! ” Hazel burst out laughing. "Suck it, lady." Jewel grinned as Gabbi's expression darkened. "You're the only one who can suck a stupid toilet bowl, and maybe you can suck the septic tank as well," Gabbi said. "That's enough," Jewel said quietly, returning to the keyboard. Hazel and Gabbi were not very good at playing jokes because they often took jokes personally, which resulted in a nasty fight. Gabbi was grumpy, and Hazel adored grumpiness.

Josey began, pulling away from my hold and smiling. "That would be the biggest mistake anyone would make. I still think of you as the crazy and stubborn Ms. Carter whom I first hated when we met. X X X X X Almost like a planned setting, they both remembered their freshman year in College. There Josey stood, just at the entrance to Gabby's hotel room, chewing gum without a care in the world. Gabby had always though that people who chew gum in such manner were notorious and never did well in life. "Excuse me, please move" Gabby asked, clearly irritated.