Gumball Stupidity Novels & Stories

How dare he calls me stupid! He thrust his angry face into mine. “Then what if I shifted without knowing? What if someone saw me? So many ‘what ifs’, and you didn’t even think of one! How stupid can you get? You’re not Dirty Rosey—you’re Stupid Rosey!” Frustration shot up my chest. “I’M NOT STUPID! AND I’M NOT YOUR TOY!” His eyes widened with realisation. “So that's what this is all about.”

In the end, she misplaced a decimal point, turning a multi-million-dollar deal into a one-dollar giveaway. I had rushed all the way to the high-speed rail station, begging and negotiating, even drinking with the client the entire night. Only then did I manage to recover the company's losses. Jenny pouted aggrievedly, saying, "Zoe, do you think I'm stupid? You wouldn't even let me do a thing. I don't know much, sure, but I've been working hard for the company. It's like you're biased against me." Since the day she joined, it was either she 'accidentally' destroying important documents or her trying to deliver water to coworkers, only to accidentally' splash it onto the power switch and black

Stupid guy! He didn't just tag alone, he also stated some words; 'When you meet the right, hot, person. You've got it all. Fuck that useless git.' Wow. Useless? Git? Fuck? This guy was so stupid. He didn't have to insult me so bad. He at least knew I was so emotional. But duh, he didn't even care about my feelings. He was indeed a really smart, and pretentious guy. He played so bad. But thankfully, I didn't release my gem to him.

HOW COME YOU ARE SO DUMB? Will_the_devil REASON NUMBER 1: I WAS BROUGHT UP IN A PALACE. REASON NUMBER 2: I NEVER CAME IN CONACT WITH ANY OTHER KID FROM OUTSIDE OF THE PALACE. REASON NUMBER 3: I NEVER HAD FRIENDS AND NEVER FELT THE NEED TO LEARN THIS GEN Z VOCABULARY. I_pooped :000 THAT'S KINDA SAD, YOU KNOW. Will_the_devil ... I_pooped

Seeing the three of them so close, like a real family, made me jealous. I couldn't help but sigh. It was my fault for making Hannah angry. That must have been why they went out for good food without me. Wanting to make up for it, I rushed forward to help support Grandma. But when my hand went right through her, I realized that I was see-through. I waved my hand carefully in front of Hannah's face. "Oliver?" Could Hannah see me? I immediately started rambling, eager to show off what I'd done. "Hannah, I secretly took your meds. But they didn't work at all. I couldn't get to heaven. I even counted all the bottles for you. There are 200 of them. And I washed my hands clean. Can you forgive me n

Jesus Christ, I have messed up this girl, haven't I? I gulp down an ounce of guilt and try to smile. "I'm just... Do you still draw and shit?" I want to facepalm myself after speaking. Am I stupid? I can't believe this shit! I've gone my entire life thinking I'm smart, but I'm actually retarded! I have zero game—I realize that—even Alice realizes that, or else she wouldn't be squinting at me!

I felt so stupid. Why? Why ? What was I thinking. I stared at the message for a couple of minutes and when I couldn't dream with it anymore, tears rolled down my eye. “I'm so stupid” I repeatedly said to myself still crying. Immediately Annie barged into the toilet “girl why are you here? I've been looking everywhere for you, are you -” the moment she realised I was crying she came closer and wrapped me up on her hands “which bitch deserves spanking” “You know I'll eat up any asshole for you”

Even Mom, exhausted from another sleepless night, broke into an unrestrained chuckle, wiping her eyes as though laughter itself was medicine. Tshepo, in his battle with gambling, discovered that distraction was his greatest weapon. He turned to cooking, though his “recipes” quickly became a family inside joke. One night, he proudly announced he had invented a dish called Gamble-Free Stew. It was supposed to be a simple beef stew, but somehow he managed to forget the beef. “It’s conceptual,” he insisted when Gail teased him. “You just have to imagine the meat. Less calories, more creativity.” The table erupted in laughter, the kind that made their stomachs ache and erased the heaviness, even

I said, I forgot about my nose for a while and was stunned by his speech. “Oh I see the problem here, my lady didn’t understand what I was saying, which happens often, it is not new, lots of people have this problem, you see the world is filled with stupidity,” I said with an air of authority as though he was delivering a lecture in a hall full of noble prize winners. “Are you calling me stupid?” I asked scratching my head. “Oh no, miss I am merely pointing out that you have a low IQ.” He said. “What!” I said and went to punch him straight across the face, which he easily dodged by taking a step back.

He shake his head as muttering something under his breath which was inaudible for us off course. I start shouting at myself inside my mind that how stupid I am to give this rude man a chance to say something insulting to me in front of all office, but now Bullet is out of the shell, so I can't do anything except regretting as he looked towards me with grumpy expressions as telling me that how stupid I am, before commenting.