Harry Potter Quotes Funny

"Why do you hate me so much, Maan" she asked hiccupping, hitting his chest. "I never said that" he said holding her hands. ____________________________________ "So, my Ita, how does it feels to be Mrs. Dutta," he asked holding her from behind while making eye contact in the mirror. "Best feeling in this world, Mr. Dutta" she replied kissing his cheek. ____________________________________ "I BLOODY ASKED YOU TO DO ONE THING BUT YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THAT!" he shouted slamming the wooden desk with his fists. "I am sorry, sir" she replied with tears welling up in her eyes. ____________________________________ "I will kill that man if I see him near you again" he said dangerously running his index finger from her forehead to neck. "W...why" she asked stammering. "Because you are mine"...

Sext Buddy: [I’d do anything to fuck you right now.] Alicia: [I want you so bad too…really.] During the summer, Alicia has been sexting with a total stranger in hopes that she’d never meet him. At the beginning of college, her mum tells her that they have a guest. She meets the stranger she was constantly sexting. But then, what happens when the stranger is her cousin?

A self-proclaimed strong independent woman in her 30's finds herself single and lonely. She has a good friend who is stuck in his past. Together, they will try to battle their emotions as life partners. Will marrying a friend without a feeling bring them the happiness they've always wanted?

Angkasa kembali setelah sekian tahun meninggalkan Ashlesha dengan mengambil posisi guru di sekolah gadisnya. Setelah berjuang mengobati sendiri sakit hatinya dan dengan kehadiran seorang Revaldo di sisinya, Ashlesha sendiri tidak yakin untuk lantas menerima ajakan menikah Angkasa.

Christmas is the most magical time of the year, right? That may be true for most people but not Julia. Julia has never had an easy life, she has been homeless for as long as she can remember and now she is raising a three-year-old the same way. She wants more for them both but she has no way of changing things, besides she's soon going to have to leave the only place that she's ever called home to keep them both safe. If anyone finds out her secret her world will be blown apart and that's something that she can't allow to happen. Riley has had the best life imaginable. He has loving parents, grandparents and his best friend Joshua has been by his side since he was a young child. He also runs several successful businesses and has everything he wants in life except for one thing... love. He wants someone to love, to cherish but his past still has a tight grip on him and holds a secret that not even he knows about. What will happen when both worlds collide? Can Julia get the Christmas that she has always dreamed of for her and her little girl? Can Riley learn to forget his past so that he can move forward and when Juila's secret is revealed and blows both of their worlds apart, will it bring them together or tear them even further apart and destroy Julia's world, just like she has always feared it would?

This is the tale of how the sexist remark, "Men are scum," was delivered to me on a scalding plate! Guess what? It all started with a birthday surprise party for my boss's fiance, but I was slapped with horror when I saw my boyfriend of two years being kissed by my boss with an engagement ring around both their fingers. Turned out I had been the side chick for two bloody years! Funny enough, I wasn't served a heart break alone, my boss had also been toying with the emotions of Cole McPherson, and together we swore to take revenge. Would I still scream, "Men are slime!" at the conclusion, or will my beliefs alter in the process of seeking revenge alongside Cole?

They say memories stored in our brain could be sometimes forgotten, but then the heart does not forget. Because our heart always remember, the heart recognizes our beloved when our brain couldn't. Years after they lost contact with each other, Zhanaia encountered Dion again on the same place where they met. And funny how destiny works, they met again just like how they first met, accidentally bumping with each other. Zhanaia's heart was filled with joy, she couldn't contain her happiness and jumped to hug Dion, not wanting to let him go again. But all the hope in her shattered when Dion pulled away from her embrace and asked her, "I'm sorry, miss, but... who are you?"

Simula nang mamatay ang Ina ni Amber, nagbago siya. Wala siyang ibang hinangad kundi ang pahirapan ang mga taong naging dahilan nang pagkamatay ng kanyang Ina. Sinumpa niyang hindi sasaya ang mga ito habang nabubuhay siya. Pero habang tumatagal, ang ganda, yaman at kapangyarihan niya ay hindi na siya napapasaya... Parang may kulang at hindi niya mawari kung ano. Hinahangaan si Cin sa pagiging gwapo, mabait at matalino. Marami ang nagkagusto sakanya ngunit isa lang ang nakakuha ng kanyang atensyon. Nakilala at nagustuhan niya agad ang masungit na si Amber. Ngunit makakaya niya bang tunawin ang nagye-yelo nitong puso?

A woman who lives her life in poverty touched the heart of the young billionaire man by her very own incredible endearing raw voice. And with the billionaire's connections, he managed to know the personal informations of the incredible woman, which includes her family status. Out of pity for the woman, he thought of offering her a help, but only in a one condition. It is to be the secretary of his for 3 months who can sing for him anytime, in an exchange of helping her get recognized in the world with her wonderful voice.

Malika et Saad sont des personnages totalement opposé, Malika est une fille banale, qui n'aime pas se faire remarquer, c'est à dire une fille assez réserver aimable et gentille malgré son amour pour l'islam, il ya certains choses qu'elle ne maîtrise pas, tandis que Saad est un imam qui est énormément encré dans sa religion, il ne donne jamais sa main au femme ni ne les regarde, pourtant avec sa beauté légendaire, aucune femmes n'est épargné dès au premier regard, mais sa mani de ne pas regarder les femmes vas duré jusqu'à quand ? Jusqu'à ce que ses yeux se posent sur notre chère Malika