My Bride Swapped Herself for a Fool
On my wedding night, I joyfully lift the veil, only to discover that my bride has been replaced with the dim-witted daughter of my girlfriend's helper.
The laughter surrounding me grows louder. My girlfriend's male best friend gloatingly says, "According to tradition, you must spend a night with her, Mr. Leeds!
"I'll take one for the team and keep Carol company tonight instead."
Just then, my girlfriend strolls in leisurely. "It's just a joke. Don't be a sore loser. Besides, she's a complete ignoramus. Spending the night with her won't hurt you."
Seeing her sarcastic expression, I laugh.
"Now that I've lifted the veil, how can one night be enough? Since I did it, I'll take responsibility for life."