Hayao Miyazaki Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

“Miyazaki is a fucking coward. He’s afraid of death. Not to mention, he loves the power of being a vampire too much.” “One.” I dropped my index finger, leaving only my middle finger. “Last chance, fuckwad. What’s Azer’s message?” I demanded. Miyazaki tapped Albert’s hand on his throat, nodding as best he could at me. I sighed and took Albert’s free hand, squeezing gently. There was no mate bond between us, but I hoped my presence would hold Albert back from that cliff of being a ripper. “Loosen your grip, lieben,” I said softly.

“So i love them so so much!” Hyomi took a deep breath as she scratched her temples, which did not itch. Mira stopped her laugh, “Honestly.. They came when i was tired. You know? Our works are tired and they showered with happiness.” “Turned out to be very influential.” ^^^ “26. XD Exclusive Talk Show... by Hyomi and Hyuk!”

It didn't look like anything. "Qin Haodong, this is the painting you made with the dog. You want to beat me with this?" He Lizhi laughed. His face was full of ferocity. He acted like he had already imagined Qin Haodong giving up. Yagyuu Hirai laughed recklessly in the audience and cried, "Is this also a painting? Even an amateur can do better than him." Chiba Mieko Huizi did not speak, yet she smiled faintly. She had thought of every possible scenario in her mind, but she did not think that Qin Haodong could win.

“You are starting to sound like Hunji more and more every day.” “And that’s a bad thing? Why?” I asked. “I didn’t say that, it’s just funny. You know, like ‘the student becomes the master’ kinda thing.” I rolled my eyes. He was always quoting movies, and he especially liked to quote fighting movies to me at any chance he got. That was one thing I was grateful for that had survived the extinction of humans, movies, and music. We walked back over to the benches where Kira was now sitting with Mike and Kellen.

“Just some anime. It’s ridiculous, but it’s funny. Thought I’d give it a try.” He glanced at the paused scene, where a character was mid-scream, exaggerated sweat droplets flying off their face. “Looks… interesting.” “It’s better than it looks,” I defended with a laugh. “You’d probably like it if you gave it a chance.” Marco smirked, leaning back. “I’ll take your word for it. What else did you get up to today?”

But how could I not find this funny? The great Aronohai Miyamura can’t get it up— because of me, but that’s irrelevant. “I warned you not to laugh, you little— ”. His eyes gleam darkly. “Hahaha— ”. How can karma be so freaking hilarious? It’s such a beautiful day to be alive. “You find this funny?”. Ah. That tone is dangerous. “No! Of course not, Si-Miyamura”. Holding back my laughter might actually lead me to choke to death.

From the sidelines, Coach Nakamura watched the waterworks, sighing to his assistant: “Kids these days sure are passionate.” “WE’RE NOT!!” Both yelled from the pool in unison. “Hey…” Takuto wrung water from his swim trunks. “On the last day of our past life… were you going to give me a promotion?” Miu flicked her dripping pigtails. “Yeah. Until you jumped off that cliff, idiot.” Silence. “…Thinking back,” Takuto muttered, “those rice balls you gave me during overtime… they were pretty good.”

"Just thinking that my handsome little brother is quite the devil himself." "I learnt from my Aniki." He says winking at me jokingly and we both burst into a fit of laughter. Ignoring the obvious phone cameras aimed our way. I swear these women have no subtlety. Eating while we chat in between bites an hour passes in what seems like mere minutes. Sighing and rubbing his stomach, Miya-kun leans back in his chair casually and I can't help but laugh at his childlike behavior. "You alright there?" "Better than okay. Junk food is really the best."

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.

Man, what a happy past . "Mirchan? What are you thinking?" Mikey asked me. "Nothing. Just a happy memory of mine." I answer him. He eats taiyaki here at the shrine. "You? What are you thinking?" "Hm? Oh .. I'm thinking about her." Mikey replied. "Man, who? Which of the two?" I asked him. "Her." he replied. I gasped. Jeez, can't believe he's not yet over with Yen.