Hello My Twenties 2 Novels & Stories

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"Would you like anything to drink?" "Oh no, thank you." "Excuse me while I go get something." Vasundhara winked at Mahendra. "She better not be bringing out the album." "I'm excited. Mahendra, you're mother looks so young and beautiful. She's basically a MILF." "First of all, ew. Second of all, she's almost fifty." Suddenly, a wooden spatula flew at him and hit him squarely in the knee. "Ah! Ma, what was that for?"

Not the one that changed everything. Just the best. I'd say this one. Night Twenty-Two. The one that was just ours.

It took me two years to get well acquainted with my first phone, you it's just two days, how in the living hell! My Marvelous: Two years😳😳??, Whaaaaaaaattttt!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm so sorry, you're so old school dear uncle!😂😂😂😂. I bursted out laughing at the nickname. Me: Pray I don't catch you... Otherwise👹...

"Three years. You have three years to take your revenge then you will work for me.youll have to do a few things in-between but not much" "What? like a reaper? Harvest souls and all that shit....... Emmmm No thank you just send me on my way thank you." Michael shot back. "NO not like a reaper you silly bastard are you stupid you'll be alive in a new body you're not qualified for that job. FUCK. I'm offering you revenge on the people who killed you. A Second Chance at life but when the time comes in three years you do as I say and if the job is done right. You can go live out the rest of your life. Il even let you live till 100 if you want."

It felt inevitable. “Happy Birthday, Jer.” I heard Zayne said beside me. Oh, that’s right. Today is my fucking 22nd birthday. And really…it feels like a rebirth.

"Twenty" "Nineteen" "Twenty" "Ninet_" "That's enough!" I cut them off "I don't care if he's nineteen or twenty, it's none of my business" "I looked it up online last night, he's nineteen" "I also looked it up and he's twenty" "Maybe your website is wrong" "Maybe yours is wrong" "Once again" I said "I don't care if he's nineteen or twenty" "Well, you have to care cause I'm very sure he's going to be friends with you and who knows? Maybe_"

“When will you be twenty?” “In like four months.” “Alright I can wait four months.” “Oh? Am I too young for you?” she says leaning forward to expose more of her full bosom. “Yes, yes.” “How old are you?” “Twenty eight.” She scoffs, “liar!” ``It's true! I’m 28.’ She frowns in confusion, “was that sign language just now?” “Oh?” I sigh, realizing what I just did, “yes it was, I'm sorry.”