Hi-diddle-dee-dee Pinocchio

I'm the female protagonist of a spicy novel. One day, the system tosses me into an innocuous novel to be reformed. What a joke! I turn to the male protagonist. "Hi there. Want to make out?" He has me thrown behind bars and accuses me of molesting him. Much later, he does even naughtier things than the male protagonists in spicy novels do.

Zata Nandari, gadis perkotaan yang hidup dalam kebebasan tanpa batas, tiba-tiba terjebak dalam dunia film animasi 'The King's Forbidden Love'. Terlempar ke dalam peran Alenda Laqueen Celsion, anak haram seorang Duke, Zata harus berhadapan dengan takdirnya sebagai calon pasangan raja Kerajaan Disappear. Namun, raja tersebut yang selalu menyembunyikan wajahnya di balik topeng, bukanlah sosok biasa. Antara kabur atau menggoda raja yang misterius itu, Zata harus membuat pilihan sulit, terutama ketika setiap sentuhan membuat raja semakin tergoda. Akankah Zata mengungkap misteri di balik topeng sang raja, atau akan terjebak dalam pesonanya yang memikat?

"Kamu mau mati?" Terdengar suara Jonathan yang mengancam di telepon. Devanda menarik napas dalam-dalam, hatinya berdebar kencang di dalam dadanya. Dia tahu bahwa menolak Jonathan berarti menghadapi bahaya nyata, tetapi dia juga tahu bahwa hidupnya tidak lagi boleh ditentukan oleh ketakutan. Dalam upayanya untuk mengubah takdir, Devanda memilih untuk menikahi Andriyan, sepupu Jonathan yang dianggapnya lebih aman. Namun, cinta tidak bisa diprediksi. Andriyan, yang awalnya hanya menjadi pion dalam permainannya, berubah menjadi obsesi yang membara. Setiap langkah yang diambil Devanda diawasi dengan cemburu yang membuncah. Sementara itu, Jonathan tidak akan berhenti sebelum meraih kembali yang menurutnya miliknya. Dihantui oleh ancaman yang mengerikan dari masa lalunya dan terbelenggu oleh kenyataan pahit saat ini, Devanda harus memilih antara melindungi dirinya sendiri atau membuka hatinya untuk cinta sejati. Di dunia di mana cinta bisa menjadi senjata terkuat atau bahkan kutukan terbesar, jalan mana yang harus Devanda pilih?

One day I woke up without any family members but now she's claiming that I have sisters who are Queens of another planet?! I thought my regular life is already a complicated mess, yet it all changed when she appeared. And now I suddenly became someone completely different. What will happen to me now? Hi! I'm Aimee! Come and join me to an adventure of finding my real identity.

I was checking out our own hotel. Got hungry, so I snagged a tiny bread roll before my order came out. Then the lobby manager strutted over and slapped me with a fine. "Hi, miss. No outside food. You stayed eight minutes and thirty seconds, spent $150, and your fine's $128,000." I stared at the ticket like, What the hell? Snapped a pic and sent it to the board, tagging my lovely brother: [Getting fined at our own hotel—so THIS is how you're boosting revenue?]

After being betrayed by a Wolf she held dear, leading to her death. Khloe, an omega, gets a chance to live a second time. She wakes up in the body of her school bully’s girlfriend and the most popular girl. **** “Hi, girlfriend.” I heard him say in his deep masculine voice as he leaned in to kiss my forehead. I felt anger and hatred surge through me. My eyes landed on the same lips he had spat on me with a few days ago, days before my death.

When Naeva Quinn transfers to icy Snowridge High, the last thing she expects is to be assigned as tutor to the school’s golden boys—four ridiculously hot, secretive brothers who run the hockey team like a pack. Literally. They’re hiding something savage. She’s waking up to something ancient. Hi And when her blood starts reacting to theirs, the rules change. Secrets unravel. Eyes glow. And fangs? Yeah—those are real. Now Naeva must decide: run from the bond... or become their mate fate won’t let them forget.

Hi, my name is Anika Henderson. I'm 18 and this is the story of my life in 2424. We are slaves to vampires The vampires are our Masters and we have no choice but to follow their commands. We are like insects, even insects are better than us because they're free. I just turned 18 and I'm being sent to the Lord of all vampires, a pure blood, to join the competition of who gets to be his whore/food. I refuse to be any of that, but you can't tell a king no without getting hurt right? Read on as Anika faces the competition with so many girls of class and status or both.

When the ruthless Lycan King demands a bride as the price for peace, Suri never expects to be the sacrifice. Born unwanted and unloved, she is given away by the very man who should have protected her. But what begins as a cold contract soon turns into a dangerous bond. In a world where love can either make a Lycan stronger or destroy him, Suri must survive the beast who holds her heart and the secrets that could bring his kingdom to ruin. ************************************************** Hi, thank you for picking up my book. Please note that this story is not about the mate abusing the other. It is a grumpy meets sunshine dynamic, and I hope you like it. Please, support me if you like the story.

On my 18th birthday, my adoptive uncle, Roderick Campbell, discovers my journal. He immediately starts berating me. "How could you have such dirty thoughts about me, Savannah? I never would've expected you to be like this!" I apologize to him and say I should never have developed feelings for him. However, he still banishes me abroad. Then, he has a grand wedding with his first love. Later, I return to the country with a child. Roderick looks at me in astonishment. "Who is this kid?" I hold the child closer. "My son. He's three this year." I turn to Danny Tucker and say, "Say hi, Danny."