Hilarious Anime Quotes Novels & Stories

The guy whined in response and said, "Dear Sashi, today is a very important day for me. Do you have to burst my happy bubble by bring so strict and cruel with me. Will it kill you to smile once in a while?" he said pouting which made Yoonji giggle. ‘This guy is funny and actually have a sense of humour. Not to mention some guts too’ Yoonji thought as she observed Sashi glaring at him for his informal speech.

After finishing Hana's tea, he pulled the girl's hand and made Hana's hand look like a scrap shelter. “Ahh… already relieved Han, oh yeah, what was I going to say?” stupid. Hana thought to herself, not having the heart to say it directly to her best friend. "You're screaming, what do you want to say? Don't tell me you got a 4-digit lottery, and want to resign from the office!" “Pig, no! So…." Rita smiled broadly while looking at Hana, so wide, Hana looked afraid that Rita's lips would tear. It's not funny if Rita looks like Harley Quinn. So not funny, Hana just squinted and looked at Rita patiently.

Oh Lord I don’t want to think about it. I studied his face and it was blank for a minute then a bold smile was carved on his face and I nearly panicked in embarrassment. I was totally red in embarrassment... He probably heard it the other way round... I hate these animes so much. I learned the statement from an anime that I was watching and now...

[“I mean, boss. He’s just a child—he might die.” A harsh burst of laughter rips through the room, and I flinch so hard my teeth clack together. “Bakanano?! Chottoshita shin’nyū de dare ga shinudeshou ka?” [“Are you an idiot?! Who would die from a little penetration?”]

Kōjin (quiet): “You’re not just wearing the armor, kid. You’re remembering you were always fire. The plates just gave the rest of the world a heads-up.” I lean into him (careful, because I’m still literally glowing). Seras: “I have a dad who throws stars at me for fun and calls it bonding. My life is so weird.” Kōjin (laughing so hard the volcano rumbles): “Welcome to the family, Himuari-Nakamura. Weird is the baseline.”

--------- Helena “You were clearly speaking in parables,” I tell Jiro, my voice steady despite the exhaustion and fear weighing on every word. Lucian instantly chips in, his tone sharp and mocking. “She is obviously too daft to understand riddles, and that is why she came here, thinking she could make us change our minds.” Jiro raises a massive hand in a commanding gesture. “Enough, Lucian. Let her speak.” He turns back to me and smiles, his single eye gleaming with dark amusement. “I knew your type. You still have a last fight in you.”

I'm getting weird these days. I hugged the teddy bear,"Hmm... If I want something to hug, why not you instead?" I joked. I never thought I would say that words, and of all person... I said those to him. But that was just a joke. Can't I joke? Lia shierked on her seat followed by Vencie's malicious whistle. While looking at Yukenzo, his brows remained in furrow. I want to laugh but I stopped myself. Did he take it seriously? But I'm just trying to lighten up the mood!

“If I choose the job, I obviously can’t go back to my mom, though?” It took her few seconds before she sighed. “Yeah, it makes sense. Sorry, I got it from p*******t and thought it was a cool quote.” I bite my lip to stop myself from laughing. But failed miserably as she made an eye contact with me. I cracked up to the point she throws the sofa cushion right onto my face. “Shut up.” “It’s a cool quote, though.” “Fuck off.”

I asked and he shook his head. "It's this guy Saitama. He was fired from his job and after being beaten with a crab monster to save the kid who drew n *** s with a permanent marker on the crab man." When I told Karish about the funny scene, I remembered how ridiculous it was. It was one of my favorite manga with Chris and we used to watch it together on his smartphone during breaks.

He felt extremely refreshed when Ansel was in trouble. "What are you laughing at? I'm upset here." Ansel retorted. "It's just funny," Nika gleefully replied. "I never thought I'd see the day when Ansel Brown feels helpless." "To laugh at the suffering of others is too much." Ansel criticized. "I think it's normal; it's not too much. Thanks for your compliment." Nika seemed to be deliberately teasing Ansel even more. "I wasn't complimenting you. You're just crazy." Seeing Nika still gloating, Ansel lamented, "Oh my, it's so annoying."