Hilarious Anime Quotes Novels & Stories

You: I know, she's making me clean because of you😒 Idiot: Well then, I hope to see the house spotless when I come over （╹◡╹） You: Tf you will. And what the hell is that?! It looks so creepy. Idiot: A Japanese emoji, and it's not creepy. I think it's cute(*^ω^*) You: Like hell it is. I swear you find the weirdest things cute. Besides me... Idiot: Nothing is cuter than you Hunter❤️ You: Stop saying embarrassing things😳😳...... Idiot: See you later cutie pie <3 And like that we stopped texting, I was now blushing from his pet name for me. 'It's so embarrassing'. I thought as I rested my head at the kitchen counter.

"Nori... I have... a question." "Ask away, Master!" "Why is it that every time I use you, people die?" "W-Well, I c-can't answer tha-" "These 'short clips' in my head are... my future self's memory, right?" "Y-Yeah, mast-" "So, in reality, they actually die, right?" "Y-Yeah, but-" "Hahaha! How I pity my future self! Haha-" "Master! Your laugh just now... you're going insane! You sound like a psychopath!"

Touching the long attracting ribbon, Heamillia whispered slightly teasing him, “You still can’t forget Haruto do you?” Zhi looked at her in his amber eyes filled with longing to the said person, and sullenly uttered in such a low voice, “Don’t mention what is obvious, even how I engrossed myself to the things am doing right now… that man, the most boring and dull person I knew… can’t leave my mind, he was living with my memories,” his lips suddenly curved in a bittersweet smile. After a few seconds he suddenly pinched Akane’s hand, leaning on his shoulder, punishing her for making him downhearted, and added, seeing her new dyed hair, “ You are also the same, you even mentioned her name.”

“You are starting to sound like Hunji more and more every day.” “And that’s a bad thing? Why?” I asked. “I didn’t say that, it’s just funny. You know, like ‘the student becomes the master’ kinda thing.” I rolled my eyes. He was always quoting movies, and he especially liked to quote fighting movies to me at any chance he got. That was one thing I was grateful for that had survived the extinction of humans, movies, and music. We walked back over to the benches where Kira was now sitting with Mike and Kellen.

- I replied while laughing. The two were joking, then Kira called Gin to sit next to her on the sofa in the living room. "Let's watch our favorite anime series; You choose between Gintama and Bleach? What do you like ?." I could not promptly answer her question afterward. I was surprised by what I said to her, "Ahm, What do I like? I LIKE YOU!." -I was suddenly taken aback by what I said to Kira that I was just joking. "PARDON?" Luckily, she did not understand what I told her.

“Because you are the best a man can get.” Lorilyn started laughing beside me accompanied by a hurl of light slaps and punches. I also heard Jeremy laughing too who is walking just behind Akira. My mind hang up for a moment. I’m trying to think what’s funny about what Akira said, and then I realized it. Before I know it, I’m laughing loudly with them too. I lightly hit Akira on his arm because of his funny joke.

"But I'd die silly if I ate your salted fish chocolate cake, dear Mr. Arsya." Hearing Anjani's speech just now, Arsya laughs again, but this time louder and looser, Arsya who was looking tired and tired after working in front of a computer screen all day felt all his fatigue crashed as soon as Anjani entertained her with a silly joke. Hearing Anjani's speech just now, Arsya laughs again, but this time louder and looser, Arsya who was looking tired and tired after working in front of a computer screen all day felt all his fatigue crashed as soon as Anjani entertained her with a silly joke.

Utna hi Tere jokes sunke karte hain. Xavier had enough of their non sense so he once again shouted.. Xavier:Arre oh mental aslyum ke patients what the hell are you doing here.. They all kept their hands on their heart and made crying and hurtful face..Xavier held his head with his both hands and nodded in disbelief..Elena saw their expressions and started laughing..Xavier frowned and palmed her mouth and whispered in her ear.. Xavier:Bohut jyada hasi aa rahi hain..Ek baar Jane do unne I will show you how to Laugh..

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

"We saw they're keeping this with them. so we must-" "Wait, wait a minute. What the heck just happen in this world?" Hikari laughed and he says to the FBI "This is not a crime. This just..... Just. What the heck with this world. It just an Anime." Hikari just cants accept it. then the FBI aimed their gun at Hikari. Hikari told them to let Neu and Nimura go because Anime didn't have any connection with reality. Suddenly they say to Hikari "Then, what is Quantum memory for?"