Hilarious How We Met Stories Novels & Stories

“Let’s just get all the questions about that out of the way. Ask away.” “Are you serious?” Simon asked. “Yes, I know you all want to know what’s going on and have questions. Seriously, ask away, and then we’ll get to work,” I smiled. “Where did you meet?” Zara questioned. “We actually met at the hospital. I literally walked into him and fell on my butt,” I laughed. “That is fate, you know. Truly a story to tell your kids,” Zara swooned. “You haven’t known each other for very long. Are you ready for marriage?” Alex queried.

“Start with how you met.” “Mmm…” Meredith said through her spoonful of soup, which was indeed very hot but delicious. She swallowed and decided it was best to let her soup cool a little more as she told Taylor the story of her marriage to their boss. “Well I met him a couple of times in passing. I ran into his driver on my way to work and he took notice of me. But I only really saw him from the back as he walked away each time and I apologized to his driver.”

Comes the annoying voice of John which I'm greatly beginning to hate. "We met at a coffee shop," I reply with a smile, ignoring how ordinary the picture of our first meeting is. "He mistakenly spilt his coffee on me while I was returning from work." "Aww. How romantic!" Catherine blurts out in glee and Keenan rolls his eyes. "When was that?" "Two weeks ago." This lie rolls off my tongue easily because we have rehearsed it on our way here. "So, Taylor. Are you in the through with your studies?" Patrick asks and I almost bite my tongue.

Then he replied, emphatic: "It's a pretty cheesy story, but I'll be happy to tell it to you." Oh dear, it shot through my head, what kind of crap would he tell them now? “It was a pretty rainy September day last year. We met at one of her shoots. When I first saw her, I thought I had to get to know her. Her charisma blew my mind,” he began beaming.

Hearing their story has filled a void that I did not know I had. Picturing the bar this vividly has me feeling as if I am going through the memory myself. I feel like laughing as he describes his first meeting with my mother. I had no idea that that is how they first met. I can understand why they did not tell me that they met in a bar when I was a child but hearing it now has me laughing.

Anna winks and I groan inwardly. “Well, Uhm-” I choke when Emily picks up from where I end with a nervous laugh. “He gets so emotional when he remembers how we met. It was at a coffee shop. He was walking out and I was walking in when we bumped into each other. The coffee created a mess but when our eyes locked, we just fell in love.” Emily narrates and I’m as equally blown as the couple before me who have been listening attentively. She is so good at this.

"How about you start from the beginning." "Well, We met in a club."

“Ever since I met you, I started to believe in love. I used to think that they were just joking, but why, when our eyes met, did I almost go crazy?” I laughed when I remembered how we met when we were just college students. Because I used to get lost on campus and I couldn’t find my room, then I was late for my first class. Our eyes met, so I couldn’t do anything but approach him to ask for help. He looks like he’s a year ahead of me, so I think maybe he can help me, which he did.

“We met through a mutual friend… at a small dinner party.” I blinked. That wasn’t the story I had rehearsed. “Oh,” I said, nodding quickly. “Yes, uh… we actually met at a coffee shop. I was on my way to work and—” There was a short silence. A puzzled expression appeared on Dad's face and he said:“So, how exactly did you two meet?”

He stared at me for a moment as of decided whether he should yell at me about it or not. "How did you all meet and all." I prodded again. "We met at the culinary school I attended. There had been a competition that needed people to work as a team. Hailey and I were paired together. Um her name was Hailey." "Yeah, I figured. So how did it happen and escalate?."