Hilarious South Park Novels & Stories

"Let's address our children. I can't believe you did this to me", Park Woojin growled."The children are mine, only mine", Choi Jin-Ae yelled back at him. ( ◜‿◝ )(｡♡‿♡｡)(｡♡‿♡｡)(｡♡‿♡｡)(｡♡‿♡｡)(｡♡‿♡｡)( ◜‿◝ ) A gloomy night turned Choi Jin-Ae's world upside down. She accepted a mere favour, to save her world from falling apart but destiny had its own strategies. One nighter not only gave her a whole new purpose to live once again but as least expected this reason will make her true love come her way. (｡♡‿♡｡) Will she be able to find her soulmate and live happily after or she'll struggle alone with all the upcoming obstacles?

Rosa Park's fiancé abandoned her at the altar for her wicked stepsister. Devastated and drunk in Las Vegas, she married a mysterious stranger—and woke up alone with wedding rings and regret. Then she saw his face on Forbes: Daniel Gosling. Billionaire and hotel magnate. Before they can annul their mistake, Rosa discovers she's pregnant. Daniel, raised without love by a monster, refuses to let his child suffer the same fate. He insists they stay married. Rosa, broke and humiliated, has no choice. But sharing a bed with America's most ruthless CEO while his glamorous intended plots her destruction wasn't part of the deal. Neither was falling for the broken man beneath the billion-dollar armor. Can a marriage built on tequila and one reckless night become real love or will their enemies destroy them first?

Layla was always separated from her pack group, not by her own will. He suffered prejudice from his brothers and parents for not being able to transform into the wolf he was born with. The village at the South Pole is in danger, a new threat surrounds all regions where lunar beings live. And only the strongest Alpha of ancient descent can save them from death, and as a bargain, the elders decide to donate a gift to the lone wolf. Lucien is the last of the lineage of wolves from the ancient clan, called "Mixed Fists" due to the fur of his ancient ancestors. Being the only alpha in his extinct family, he decided to live in the North Pole, alone and without a suitable companion. With the threat of another race killing all the villages of their species, one of them sends a seemingly unrefusable proposal. And now? Will Layla accept this fate so easily? Will Lucien put his loneliness aside to protect those who are no longer part of his new life?

"I've gone mad? No, darling. I was always mad. It just happened that the object of my obsession was my own person. But now... Now it's you!" Rose had a plan to escape her horrible pack and their abuse. A good god damn plan that fell apart the second she realized that she was mated with the future Alpha and her greatest tormentor. As she fights without success against loving him, the Moon Goddess drops another bomb in her far from peaceful life... she's destined to unite the packs against the werewolf king from the south, but she'll fail if she tries alone. She needs help, help coming from a mysterious rogue that seemed to have taken a great interest in her. A rogue that she dreamt about a long time ago. Caught in between two worlds, what would you choose in her place? Making your own choices or following the destiny?

(21 years ago) It was the darkest of all nights and the hunt had begun. The glorious light of the moon was shining bright, spreading its silver glow throughout the forest and not a single animal moved, for they all knew what was about to happen. The ground shook as the park tore through the forest and emerging first through the shadow was the Alpha. His amber eyes glowed and his snout twitched as he breathed in the damp fresh air. He growled a loud howl and in response a hundred other roars were heard. Then beside him another wolf appeared, blue eyes and the whitest fur – his mate and the Luna of the pack. Both wolves shared a glance and as their eyes met they shared a conversation. In the midst of the hunt Alexia finds a human baby kept in a carton barely covered and left to be killed by the cold or wild animals. WHAT WILL SHE DO WITH THE BABY?

"I will make your life a living hell". He said as his signature grin crawled on the attractive face. Zion Black Knight, 19 years old. He is the only child and a beneficiary of Knight endeavors. He is rich, handsome and have 150+ IQ. Hannah Park, 19 years old, a Korean high schooler. Her life was flipped around after the demise of her dad and the remarriage of her mom made her life hell. Hannah's step father pestered her every day, so her mom wedded her with the child of her companion who is Zion to protect her even though she is underager. Hannah relocated from Seoul to Manchester to proceed with the studies. However, Zion got admission in a similar college as her and bullied her every day. How will her life turn out to be after forced marriage?

R18+ “Fuck off, Azrael!” I snapped despite the crippling fear coiling tightly in my gut. “So you're a mouthy brat with me but a wet mouse with the others?” Those cold, green eyes narrowed. “I'm the one you should be afraid of, Saphielle, me. You do not know what I'm capable of.” ~ ~ ~ Everyone dreams of getting into ‘Velmorne Academy’ but it was an exclusive college to only the Elites. Only those at the top, you know, the 1% kind of rich? Yeah, exactly. So when I got accepted, I thought it was a miracle—It was a trap. Suddenly, the bullying started, and everyone hated me. And worst of all? Azrael, the Alpha prince, has made me his special prey. He says I belong to him and he’d do whatever it takes to make me his. It's hilarious and crazy cause he has a fiancè and I’m just a nobody. It makes no sense. He’s an arrogant asshole. And I fucking hate him. He's the bane of my existence and yet, I keep provoking him. Now I get dreams that I do not understand…they are strange, violent, terrifying—it messes with my sanity and distorts reality. And I’m convinced it has something to do with this school. And Azrael? He’s at the center of it. ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~••~•~•~•~• WARNING: This book contains dark themes and content that some might find disturbing or distressing. Contents like: Bullying, Murder, Violence, Obsession, Explicit steamy scenes, Manipulation, etc…

Portia 'Tia' Colby has always been ignored in favor of her twin sisters. The only people who truly acknowledged her are her mom and her best friends, Mark and Lynn. The future Alphas of the Emerald Lake Park are identical twins. They are eager to take over but have yet to find their fated mate. They decide to take chosen mates instead. What happens when Portia is made to return home for the Alpha ceremony and runs across her mate...or mates, the Alpha twins themselves? What does her family say when, before her appearance, her twin sisters were set to become Lunas of the Emerald Lake Pack? Who will become Luna? How will her family react? This is a series that contains: Three Fated Hearts, TFH: Another Chance, TFH: Things Change, and TFH: Making Things Right

Naomi Kim works in a small coffee shop in the middle of the busiest town of Hongdae Seoul, South Korea. She graduated college and was looking for a bigger job since she has to support her cost of living alone. A young man who happened to be their loyal customer, always dropped by in their shop every morning to have his cup of coffee, will help her to get into the big company she's aiming for but in one condition, Naomi will have to be his girlfriend. Naomi accepted it, thinking that it is not a big deal for her to have a boyfriend. But little did she know, his boyfriend is the CEO of the company she'll work for and a Mafia Boss. Lucas Manoban pretended to be a poor young man, who works as a librarian in the little library in town. He kept his identity to the young woman so she wouldn't get scared at him. But one incident will reveal all of the secrets in his life, which is also the reason to change the flow of their sweet yet boring relationship.

After North Myers was betrayed by her sc*mbag of a fiance, in a fit of rage, she decided to seduce her ex’s uncle!She used every seduction tactic in the book and finally got married to his uncle. Then, North realized something. She seduced the wrong person!Her husband was not her ex, Eiger South’s uncle. He was the richest man and owner of Howard Enterprises, the man who was so powerful his name alone caused people to tremble in fear!North began wondering whether she could still run away. Gerald Howard was a man of power and status. No woman had ever managed to catch his eye, until the woman from all those years ago came back. As Gerald watched North try to run away, he just chuckled in amusement and grabbed her by the waist. “You can’t run away after making me fall for you, my dear.”