Hilarious South Park

Her father put him in prison, and she let him out. Italy’s most notorious criminal, Emilio Vitale, has criminal charges that are enough to put him in prison for life. That all changes when Chiara is given an assignment to interview him three years after her father puts him in jail. Things go south, and Emilio escapes from custody. Chiara thinks she will never see him again, but she can’t be more wrong. Emilio has other plans, and he is far from done with rocking Chiara’s boat and punishing her father by using her as a pawn. Somewhere along the way, they forget they are supposed to hate one another, and they break the laws of attraction. Their attraction is magnetic and impossible to ignore. Can these two weather storms find happiness where there isn’t any? In a world where it’s impossible for them to find love, they find each other. *** He backed me into a wall, putting his hand above my head to cage me in. “This isn’t original, Vitale. Stay away from me, or I will call the cops on you.” I threatened, ignoring how wildly my heart was beating against my chest. His scent was intoxicating and I hated how my body reacted to him. He used his free hand to brush a strand of my hair out of my face and leaned in like he was about to kiss me. Embarrassingly enough, I closed my eyes in anticipation. “Does that little boyfriend of yours get your body in a frenzy like I do? I bet he doesn’t let you cum.” He asked as he traced his fingers down my waist to my hips. “I bet I would have you screaming my name in seconds. Will you let me?”

Prologue “Who are you? What have you done to me? And why is my blood on your lips?” Isabella backed away, trembling. Arseñio’s eyes gleamed. “From east to west, north to south—you are mine, Isabella Young. Bound to me for eternity. The moment I bred you, you became mine. I, Arseñio Dicaprio, claim you as my mate.” --- War, sex, and killing—that’s what makes him stronger. Feared across all realms, Arseñio is more than an Alpha. He’s a cursed beast, born of a witch mother and doomed to destroy any woman he touches. Every lover dies from his supernatural strength—until her. Isabella Young is a 26-year-old soldier, forced into the military by her father, General Emilio Young. Her true dream? To become a wolf hunter. But Emilio forbade it. “No blood of mine will do something so vile,” he had shouted, slamming his fist, threatening to disown her. Out of loyalty, Isabella obeyed. She trained hard and earned her sergeant rank. But six months later, her father died of cancer. Free from duty, she resigned and pursued her forbidden dream—hunting wolves—unaware of the truth: she was one of them. Her transformation was delayed. Hidden. But it began the night she moved to Melbourne and met him—at a club, during a wild night out with friends. He saw her. She saw him. One look was all it took. They shared a night of wild passion. Then she shifted—her first transformation—and realized the terrifying truth. He wasn’t just any man. He was The Alpha Beast. And he had fed on her blood.

“You took a photo of me without my permission.” “Then why do you look like you want to be seen?” Elliot Marlowe is a struggling photographer living paycheck to paycheck in a tiny New York apartment. One accidental photo in Central Park changes everything—a haunting shot of a mysterious, brooding man who turns out to be none other than Damien Whitlock, the untouchable billionaire tech mogul with a reputation as cold as his fortune. Instead of suing, Damien makes Elliot an offer: become his personal photographer. It's the beginning of a dangerous game—one filled with stolen glances, unspoken truths, and a fake relationship meant to protect Damien’s public image. But behind Damien’s icy exterior lies an artist scarred by betrayal, and behind Elliot’s lens is a man desperate to feel seen for the first time. As the line between performance and passion begins to blur, secrets unravel. A fake kiss becomes real. A lie about love becomes a truth too big to silence. And when heartbreak and ambition threaten to tear them apart, both must choose between fear and vulnerability, between survival and surrender. In a world where image is everything, can two men find the courage to be each other’s truth? Or will the picture-perfect illusion destroy them both?

Adik Dinar tiba-tiba mengaku hamil dengan calon suaminya tepat tiga hari sebelum pernikahan mereka di gelar. Atas persetujuan anggota keluarga, mereka memutuskan membatalkan pernikahan Dinar dan menggantinya menjadi pernikahan adiknya. Bahkan memaksa Dinar menikah dengan kakak dari calon suaminya. Seorang tukang parkir yang di pandang sebelah mata oleh anggota keluarga mereka. Tapi bagaimana kalau tukang parkir yang mereka sebut-sebut hina itu tiba-tiba menampakkan kekuasaan yang tidak pernah di bayangkan sebelumnya?

"You like what I do to you, darling? As much as you don't want it, your eyes show desire." Noah wakes up to a naked man in his bed. Last night, this naked man was a stray he picked up off the rain-soaked streets of Chicago's South Side. Noah doesn't know what he's brought into his life, but as the stranger begins to unravel showing his dark, mysterious side, he finds himself in a love that's forbidden. Dominic Voss, a cold mafia boss who loses his memories after a brutal hit from rival gangs, finds himself in the gritty world of strip clubs and survival. Hunted down by his enemies, Dominic creates an illusion of happiness with Noah, even when he has sixty days left before his amnesia leads to permanent memory loss and his past catches up. Their love is forbidden. A mafia boss. A stripper. It's war. Dominic isn't willing to let go, but if his rivals get to him first, he won't even remember Noah loved him at all.

"Hello Bestie.. Kumusta?" sagot ni Roldan sa kabilang linya. "Bestie, help!!!! Hindi ko na kaya" habol ang hininga na sagot ni Carissa. "Bestie, what happened.... Saan ka ngayon pupuntahan kita" natataranta na sagot ni Roldan. Humihikbi na sumagot si Carissa " Dito sa park Bestie.. Please puntuhan mo ako.. Hindi ko na kaya... Nakipaghiwalay na siya sa akin...... Ang sakit...... Sakit.." sumisigok na sagot ni Carissa. Halatang pinipilit na lang nitong magsalita. "Saang Park Bestie??? Please hold on.. Wag mong masyadong isipin ang problema.. Pupuntahan kita diyan promise.. Send mo sa akin ang location mo ok????... Tarantang sagot ni Roldan. Hindi sumagot si Carissa.. Patuloy lang ito sa pagluha. " Hello Bestie naririnig mo ba ako?? Send mo sa akin ang location mo Para napuntahan kita." halos nagmamakaawa na wika ni Roldan. Alam niya kasi na wala sa huwesyo ang kanyang kaibigan baka mapahamak ito. "Bestie please magsalita ka naman. Sige na send mo na sa akin kung saan ka. Paalis na ako.... Nandito na ako sa kotse." wika ulit ni Roldan. Nag-umpisa na din ito magdrive. Maya-maya pa ay nareceived na din niya ang location kong saan naroon si Carissa. Agad niya itong pinuntahan at natagpuan sa isang upuan. Nakayuko ito at halatang hirap sa paghinga. Nang mahawakan ni Roldan ay agad niyang itinaas ang mukha ni Carissa. Nagulat siya sa hitsura nito. Maputla ito at nakapikit na. Bakas sa mukha nito ang mga luha at paghihirap. Agad na niyakap ni Roldan ang kanyang kaibigan. Maya-maya pa ay naramdaman niya itong lumungay-ngay sa kanyang balikat. Bumagsak din ang mga kamay nito. Nataranta si Roldan ng marealized niya na nawalan ng malay si Carissa . Agad niya itong binuhat at isinakay sa kotse. Pinaharurot agad niya papuntang hospital.

Punya adik ipar yang hobi playing victim, manipulatif dan pandai memutar balikkan fakta? Andin harus berjuang menjaga keluarganya dari parasit bernama adik ipar. Kemudian, perjalanan hidup membawa Andin dan sang adik ipar pada takdir yang tak pernah disangka.

Nilam seorang wanita yang terlahir kaya raya, tapi jatuh cinta pada Arlan yang kebetulan keluarga kalangan menengah. Nilam diperbolehkan menikah dengan syarat dari sang Papa, yaitu Ruslan, tidak boleh mengutarakan jati diri keluarganya pada keluarga Arlan. Sebab, orang tuanya memiliki feeling tidak baik di keluarga sang suami. Dugaan sang papa benar. Nilam mendapatkan perlakuan kurang baik dari mertua yaitu Desti dan iparnya yang bernama Dila. Seiring waktu, Nilam sudah sangat geram dengan perlakuan sang ipar yang selalu merendahkannya dengan apa yang dimiliki oleh suaminya Dila, yang tidak lain adalah kakaknya Arlan. Namun, Ruslan menyuruhnya bersabar sampai waktunya tiba nanti. Dila merendahkan Nilam, padahal bos dari suaminya adalah Om Farhan, yaitu Om dari Nilam. Arlan pun akhirnya mengetahui hal ini, sempat minder tapi akhirnya ia dapat menerimanya karena satu rahasia yang akhirnya terkuak. Apakah itu? Baca sampai tamat yuk kisahnya!

"Raka memang tidak akan bisa menikahi Chia. Tetapi pernikahan ini akan tetap bisa berjalan. Pesta ini harus tetap berlangsung. Pernikahan ini harus tetap terlaksana. Putra sulung kami yang akan menggantikannya. Fahad lah yang akan menikahi Chia menggantikan Raka." *************** Hari pernikahan sudah di depan mata, tapi calon suamiku malah ketahuan menghamili sahabatku sendiri. Akhirnya pengantin pria pun digantikan. Aku dinikahi oleh kakaknya. Laki-laki yang seharusnya menjadi Abang iparku. Takdir macam apa ini?

Selama pernikahannya, Amora diperlakukan sepetti sampah oleh ibu mertuanya, dan selalu bersabar menghadapi suami yang dingin tak pernah peduli dengannya. Semuanya tiba-tiba berubah ketika Rehan ingin menikahi sahabatnya yang sudah jadi janda. Amora menerima kenyataan pahit suaminya selama ini mencintai sahabatnya dan menceraikannya setelah membuat Amora kehilangan bayinya. Amora di buang oleh suaminya demi sahabatnya, ibu mertua jahat menertawakan kemalangannya. Amora bersumpah akan membalas penderitaan sakit kehilangan bayi yang dikandungnya. Lima tahun kemudian, dia kembali ke keluarga mantan suaminya dengan suami baru. Yang merupakan mantan kakak iparnya