Hit Me Hit Me Hit Me Joker Novels & Stories

He revels in it, his laughter echoin' through the room, fillin' the space with a twisted sense of joy. “Ya an asshole,” I mutter, unsure of what else to say, feelin' the weight of the situation pressin' down on me. “Oh, I’m hurt!” Joker exclaims, his hand flyin' up to his heart in mock agony. “Ouch,” he adds with an exaggerated pout, clearly enjoyin' every second of this. I roll my eyes at his theatrics. “I might need to tell my daughter ya bad for 'er,” he laughs.

Or- Hit. While I was thinking, Blake had got himself a pillow and hit me with it right across the face. Payback is a bitch, Blake. I grab the nearest pillow from the ground and jump on Blake, making him fall down and then I hit him continuously while laughing like a monkey. "Take that. And that. Also that!" I say repeatedly while hitting him. ---------------------- "Horror!" "Thriller!" "Horror!" "Thriller!"

The villains set an ambush to surround, Riyjin Tsuki at a fundraiser gathering fundraiser and fundraiser, fundraising and charity parties help in needy people, invading and destroying the foundations. He tried to run, when they started to throw them towards the orbs, causing him to fall towards the ground, unable to move, as he inhaled the smoke, which was green. He tried to see when wearing a mask, he was being surrounded, when Joker with a stick started to attack him, hitting him, Riyjin Tsuki in turn tried to fight back, he attacked Joker, hearing buzzing, the voices of demons, getting stunned, when would beat up Joker with the last of his strength when he listened.

I couldn't care if his head cracked. “That hurt,” he whined as he robbed the spot, but I felt satisfied at my revenge. “You psycho Joker!” I said ready to hit him again when he grabbed my wrist. “Joker is a psycho already so your sentence is redundant. It's just like saying ‘you black charcoal'” he said and continued laughing. “What are you so insufferable?” I couldn't help but ask, “I feel like pulling my hair out just talking to you. Who knew you had this side of you too?”

I gasped violently before answering. “Her neck” Zack put Lemon in Hazel’s neck. I averted my gaze. I want to back out.. I don’t like this game... “Lick. Lick. Lick” Everyone cheered so loudly again. “Remember, Logan. You already agree to give us the extreme body shot!” Zach said. I will make it fast and leave. I slowly getting closer to Hazel’s neck and perform the body shot. Everyone cheered and I don’t like what I’m doing. I did a quick body shot and immediately pulled away.

I give him a swift kick where the sun doesn't shine. He bends over, groaning. "You crazy b***h, you wasted my aphrodisiac, do you know how expensive that was?" He cries. So the coffee really was drugged. I was going to leave him like this but not anymore. "Wow, you're so unmanly" I taunt "such a crybaby" It seems to work because he stands up and tries to send me a slap which I block easily, giving him a punch in the face. He sends me a punch in the stomach but it doesn't hurt-not even a little bit.

tone “I know” he chuckled and pinched my cheek till it turned red “oww, what'd you do that for” I squeaked and punched him in his stomach, the fool didn't even flinch. “ You're too cute” what. “Cute eh, I'll show you who's cute” I said shaking my fist at him, and he actually had the audacity to laugh at me. “Do I look like a fucking clown to you”I said poking him in the chest “no, but you sound like one” he responds, finally gaining his composure. Before I could respond he said “would you like to be an assassin?” I moved closer to him and pinched his cheeks until I saw it going red then I said more to myself than to him“it's not a dream”, then I said to him” please could you repeat that for

the fucker went flying, hitting the floor with a heavy thud, and I didn't give him a chance to get his bears before I jumped on him beck. "Motherfucker!" I snarled, slamming my fist into his jaw. The crack of bone on bone was loud, but not loud enough t ocut through the thump of music still rattling the wall. Good, I didn't want witnesses. I wanted to beat this fucking animall into a coma.

I commented. “You look badass. You’re going to give everyone a heart attack.” She joked. “If they do get a heart attack, I’ll be very glad. I am rebelling after all.”

The moment he clapped, a man who was dressed in all black stepped forward, and she stared in fear at him. All her blood was traveling to her head, and she could no longer see properly. She gasped in pain as she tried to raise her head but then couldn’t, and just then, the godfather spoke. "Tell me. "Are you at the hospital or not?" He asked her, and she nodded. "I was." "Why were you at the hospital?" He asked her, and she closed her eyes as tears streamed down her cheeks. "Godfather, I…" Before she could even get the chance to speak, he hit her hard on the back with a stick, and it felt like some of her joints ripped apart the moment that stick hit her, and she cried out in pain.