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Lisa, the chocolate vendor, gave me too much for what I paid for and handed over a basket instead of a small box. See what I’m talking about? They are spoiling Rory with gifts. “I would never dare,” Henry hollered. “I’d like to keep my limbs intact, your majesty.” The sarcasm in his last two words made me groan. “Fuck off,” I shut my mouth when I heard gasps from the people who heard me. I glared at Henry, who shrugged his shoulders in return. “But seriously, though, I don’t think she would mind. But what will happen if you find your mate?”

I headed to the parking lot and i heard a scream. "Who the fuck did this!" Screamed a voice . A very familiar voice. I went where the crowd had gathered to meet a very angry Henry and the two of his minions. Henry was literally red due to anger while two of his minions tried to control their laughter. Aaron, Lexi and Drake arrived behind me. "Lets move a little bit forward." Drake said and we went past the crowd. Now, i saw what they had written. I poop like a Hen and i would like to have everything- that has a vagina- with me!

“It’s one of those weird names. Breacadh An Lae Dearg.” “Red Dawn? That doesn’t sound menacing at all. Oh, no, I expect they have a bloody sickle as their brand symbol. I can just see their merch now. A bloody sickle on a baseball cap and t-shirt.” “So, I pronounced it correctly?” “Don’t listen to him. He made me type the name into g****e to search up how to pronounce it properly.” “Well, thank you. At least, he respected me enough to try. It’s like buying flowers when I’d love a new muffler.” Ian frowned at her.

Crap! “Dawn?” Henry worriedly mumbled.

Henry was so scared that he was sweating, and both his legs began shaking. He shouted at the people, "You scumbags! Don't forget, you are here to protect me! Now just make a way, quickly!” "You are the scumbag!" The people yelled at Henry. "Protect you? You thought too much. The order we received was just to keep Hazel from leaving!" "This useless guy has just been beaten like hell by a woman, and now he screams like a pussy. Is he even a man?" "Look, he is shaking like shit. Oh, I think he just peed in his pants!"