How To Annoy Your Siblings Novels & Stories

Just surviving each moment, each encounter, each loaded glance. "This is ridiculous," I said suddenly. "What is?" "This. Us. Tiptoeing around each other like we're strangers. We're going to be family now, whether we like it or not. Maybe we should just, I don't know, try to be normal. Act like actual step-siblings instead of whatever this is." His laugh was harsh. "You think we can do that?" "We can try." I was lying through my teeth, and we both knew it, but the alternative was this constant tension that was eating me alive. "Come on. What do normal siblings do? They watch TV together, right? Complain about their parents? Share a pizza?"

They really don't know the place when it comes to flirting in any place even if it's just leaving a mark on the neck or reciprocating the suction of the tongue. I slapped my left palm on my face before protesting loudly to the couple, "Papa, you're just messing with Mama! You're old too! Ben doesn't want to have another brother!" Who would want to have a younger sibling when Karin is so annoying. She often takes her brother's things without permission, fiddling with secrets. Even recently, the contents of my drawer, which is specifically for storing forbidden toys, lost one more object. "They're cute, huh." Rena propped up her chin, staring at the departure of the two lovebirds who seemed to

"We love you so much, dear." "Where's Avery?" I asked, looking for my sister everywhere. "Ah, here you are! Aren't you going to hug your brother?" "I don't know," Avery replied, feigning annoyance. "You're not my cool brother anymore. Now you're annoying and always nagging me." I smiled at my younger sister's pouting face and hugged her tightly, even though she pretended not to like it. Soon, she returned to being the sweet girl she always was. "I know you still like me even when I try to control you," I whispered in her ear, kissing her on the cheek. "Someone has to do it, and it certainly won't be our parents, who you have wrapped around your little finger."

I warned them, and they started whispering, which was more annoying than when they were being loud. “Just talk normal, guys!” I told them, and they went back to talking loudly. “You are cute when you get mad.” I glared at Andro when he spoke. “I am not mad.” I told him. “I know. I like this side of you. Very adorable.” He pulled me closer, and I sighed deeply, feeling grateful for everything I have. Even though I complained about them being noisy, it didn’t take long for me to join their conversation. My siblings stayed in my room until our mom returned, and they finally left.

I said, brushing past him to grab my shoes. “You’re really bad at this whole ‘keeping secrets’ thing, you know?” he teased. I froze, turning back to glare at him. “What’s that supposed to mean?” “Nothing. Just that you’re terrible at hiding when something’s bothering you. So, spill.” “God, you’re so annoying!” I snapped, pulling on my sneakers. “Why can’t you and your brothers just leave me alone?” “Because we’re family,” he said, his tone suddenly more serious.

His sassy sister is always a pain in the neck that can't ever be fixed. "First my mother, now my sister, what a family." He fell back on the bed tiredly. • "Why do you sound dull even though I can't see you?" Kieran asked Umbrie on the phone. They're so obsessed with calling and texting each other now. They must even call before going to bed, it feels like a ritual to them. "My brother is so annoying, he's a pervert. I can't believe he had sex with my friend just a few hours of a date. What if he threatened her?" Umbrie replied pouting.

I woke up at my thought when my phone rang. Ring...Ring... "Hi, Bub". I could hear the excited voice of my sister on the other line. "Yes, what's the matter? why did you call? I ask her straightforwardly. "Can't I call my brother? I could hear the annoyed voice of my sister. "Tell me, what is that you need? I made her more irritated with me. I love teasing my sister, she's a crybaby most of the time. "You're bullying me again; I'm gonna tell this to Boo later when I see her". my sister threatened me.

Pissed, I sigh, “Don’t make it sound like I’m doing you a favor. We’ve been friends since childhood and practically brothers. Really now, you’re pissing me off with this stupid melancholic drama” He looks at me with surprise and I huff aside, pulling out the thing that’s buzzing in my pants’ pocket to see my little sister calling. She doesn’t even give me a chance to speak as her voice comes with a blast. “I can’t reach Beth, did you bully her again and make her start to avoid me?” I frown with displeasure, “Am I that grumpy? You bother her too much, give her some space. It’s a miracle my mate puts up with your tantrums for so long-”

“Carrying my child. That makes this situation delicate. And dangerous.” His jaw twitched. “Yeah, well. You picked a hell of a girl to play house with.” The words made me growl, digging my claws into the palms of my hands. Why did my nephew always manage to push my buttons? It was a skill of his, something that made him just like his parents. This was probably why he annoyed the fuck out of me. I already didn’t like my siblings, so if their children were similar to them, it was guaranteed we wouldn’t get along.

Screaming kids, shuffling pedestrians, honking cars, cooing pigeons, everything is fucking irritating when your head is splitting from a hangover. “No idea. But those guys… I wouldn’t be surprised if they kept going without me,” the blonde laughs. Not me. Her loud, annoying voice this early in the morning pisses me off too. “Alright, let’s meet later. I’m already there, can’t talk,” I’m not actually there, but her cheerful mood is getting on my nerves so bad I just hang up. Maybe everything wouldn’t annoy me so much if it weren’t for my mom and her unstoppable desire for me to bond with my brother Kirill. What the hell do we even have in common with almost a twenty-year age gap besides the s