Luna’s Replacement
I need to get my act together and show her exactly that.
-"So, what do you do when Charlotte gets upset at you? How do you win her back?" I seek Morris' much-needed advice.
-"Other than going down on my knees, begging for forgiveness, and praying to the Moon Goddess my head will still be attached to my shoulders the next morning?" He stops his frenzy typing from looking me in the eyes. "You need to romance our Luna. Usually, a combination of her favorite flowers, chocolates, and a nice dinner should do the trick. Just like the saying goes, 'happy wife, happy life'. He resumes typing.