Steamy Confessions
“C’mon, stop laughing! It's not funny this isn't real life this is my life. Okay, okay, no just tell me what you did last night! Try to distract me! I'm sure there are tons of things from you, you must tell me. C’mon, talk to me about your sex. About yesterday! Sorry, what? What? C’mon, are you leaving me like this? Really? Well, ok, ok. Sure, we’ll keep in touch. Call me or text me or whatever. Ok, sweetie, oh no, no it's ok, I am gonna take Mark the cake.”
I then set about working on something that might make him happy, but I think that a cake is something for kids so I divert to something cooler. An hour later I show up in Mark's room with a freshly mixed cocktail. Which should make him