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He snaked his arm around my waist and pressed my body against his. I stiffened in his hold, frozen with fear, anger, and a strange desire pulsing through my veins. “I’m Dante Romero, sweetheart.” His voice was low with a dangerously seductive edge, and I flushed with heat. “There are a lot of things I would dare that are beyond your imagination.” Dante tilted his head, placing his sinfully enticing lips above my ear. “I’m giving you a choice, Olivia: move in with me or get ready to never see your boys again.” ~~ Five years after a blurry one-night stand that led to a major sex scandal, Olivia Miller returns to Los Angeles with her triplet sons to start a new, peaceful life. That was until Dante Romero, the ruthless, cold-hearted CEO, barged into her life, outraged at her for hiding his children. Much to her dismay, he gives her two options: fight him for custody of their sons or move in with him. Helpless and afraid to lose her sons, Olivia decides to move in but vows to avoid him at all costs. But how could she when Dante, who claims she was paid to set him up and despise her, remains at her side, luring her in like a terrible dark temptation? What really happened five years ago on that dark, passionate night, and how is it tied to the death threats she’s receiving? ~Book one of The Billionaires' Lovers Series~

Bunda Zayna, perempuan asal Parepare, Sulawesi Selatan, adalah seorang trader saham sekaligus konten kreator edukasi finansial yang dikenal cerdas dan berintegritas. Dari ruang kerjanya yang sederhana, ia membangun reputasi melalui analisis yang tajam dan sikap profesional. Di rumah, ia adalah ibu bagi Ana dan Ziyan, serta istri yang menjaga keharmonisan keluarganya dengan penuh kesetiaan. Tanpa pernah ia sadari, video-videonya ditonton oleh Karim—miliarder berdarah Turki-Bandung, pemilik kerajaan bisnis real estate, resort, dan tambang energi terbarukan. Di tengah ekspansi bisnisnya ke Indonesia dengan Bandung sebagai pusat operasional, Karim diam-diam mengagumi kecerdasan dan keteguhan prinsip Bunda Zayna. Pertemuan mereka terjadi melalui kerja sama investasi di Makassar. Karim menunjuk Bunda Zayna sebagai pengelola portofolio pribadinya. Namun ketika ia melihat langsung keharmonisan keluarga perempuan itu, hatinya goyah. Untuk pertama kalinya, Karim merasakan cinta yang tak bisa ia miliki. Ia berusaha mengikhlaskan. Di tengah pergulatan batin, Karim menyadari dirinya telah lama jauh dari Tuhan. Cinta yang mustahil itu justru membawanya kembali pada sholat dan doa. Orang tuanya, yang memahami perubahan itu, berusaha menjaga agar Karim tidak tenggelam terlalu dalam pada perasaan yang semu. Namun ujian sesungguhnya datang dari dunia investasi. Manuver bisnis yang kejam menyeret nama Bunda Zayna dalam isu manipulasi pasar, mengancam reputasinya. Karim harus memilih: menggunakan kekuasaannya untuk melindungi perempuan yang ia cintai, atau mundur demi menjaga kehormatan dan batas yang tak boleh dilanggar. Investor Asing adalah kisah tentang cinta yang hadir di waktu yang salah, tentang iman yang kembali tumbuh, dan tentang kesetiaan yang menjadi investasi paling berharga dalam kehidupan.

Alejandro Castillo has everything—money, power, charm. But when his ruthless father pits him against his genius younger brother for the CEO throne, Alejandro’s only hope of survival lies in passing college… and the broke tutor hired to save him. Mateo Rivera is supposed to fix his grades, not tempt his darkest secret. The more they study, the more Alejandro’s carefully built façade cracks. His forbidden attraction turns into something dangerous—something his family, his enemies, and the entire Dominican elite must never know. Because in a world of power plays, betrayals, and billion-dollar legacies… one kiss could cost him everything. And when secrets explode on live television, Alejandro will learn: falling in love is easy. Surviving it is deadly.

They say revenge is a dish best served cold. Mine's been chilling for five years. The night James Reed kicked me out of his life, I was pregnant, penniless, and naive enough to believe love mattered more than money. He taught me better. When you're bleeding out in the rain, clutching your stomach while your best friend laughs from his doorway, you learn exactly what you're worth to people like them. Zero. But the woman who nearly died that night? She stayed dead. The one who came back is someone else entirely. Anna Quinn. Lost daughter of California's most powerful family. CEO of her own pharmaceutical empire. And the silent majority shareholder in James Reed's failing company. He's about to learn what happens when you build an empire on stolen foundations. His marriage has cracks he doesn't see. And the investors keeping him afloat? They answer to me now. He thinks he's untouchable. That my formula made him invincible. But success built on stolen work has a way of crumbling when the original genius decides to pull the rug out. I don't want him back. I want him ruined. And this time, I'm the one holding all the cards.

Lumi Reeves pensait avoir trouvé l'âme sœur en épousant l'homme qu'elle adorait depuis l'enfance. Pendant deux ans, elle a enduré une frustration sexuelle intense, persuadée que la « maladie de La Peyronie » d'Henry était bien réelle. Elle a eu recours à des sextoys et à des caresses désespérées pour se sentir désirée. Jusqu'au jour où elle l'a surpris en plein ébat avec sa propre belle-mère, Elena – celle-là même qui avait fait de sa vie un enfer. Humiliée et chassée, les papiers du divorce déjà prêts, Lumi se retrouve sans ressources. Une nuit d'ivresse avec un inconnu sans scrupules la laisse enceinte et désespérée. Cet inconnu n'est autre qu'Aaron Vanders, l'héritier milliardaire, froid et autoritaire, et son nouveau patron. Il lui propose un contrat de douze mois : l'épouser, porter son héritier, et en échange, il sauvera son père mourant et lui offrira le pouvoir qu'elle n'a jamais eu. Alors que Lumi passe du statut d'épouse délaissée à celui de redoutable dirigeante, elle déchaîne une vengeance implacable sur tous ceux qui l'ont brisée. Mais que se passe-t-il lorsque l'homme qui l'a achetée comme héritier commence à la désirer d'une manière qu'aucun contrat ne peut contenir ?

Dinda gadis yatim piatu yang pernah tinggal di panti asuhan. Harus menelan pil pahit serta menderita setelah dipersunting oleh pria bernama Seno Wijaya. Suami yang selalu ringan tangan, mudah terhasut dengan ucapan ibunya sendiri, bahkan dengan teganya tidak memberi makan Dinda serta ketiga anaknya. Penderitaan Dinda semakin bertambah tatkala ibu mertua serta keluarga inti dari Seno tidak menyukai Dinda. Bagaimana Dinda bisa melewati masa-masa hidup yang susah bersama anak-anaknya, lantas balas dendam apa yang Dinda akan berikan kepada keluarga suaminya.

Ano na lang ang gagawin mo kapag nagising ka sa isang unknown room at kasama mo ang taong tinataguan mo for five long years? Isang sign ba ito to start over again or way ito para masira niyo ang buhay ng isa't isa?

أعادني إليه كما يُعاد شراء السيارة. الآن... أنا ملكٌ له. عندما خسر والدها كل شيء في القمار، وجدت لينا نفسها مُباعةً لرجلٍ ثريٍّ غريبٍ لسداد ديونه. ظنّت أنها مزحةٌ ثقيلة... حتى تعرّفت على نظرة الرجل الجامدة أمامها. إلياس بلاكوود. الرجل الذي صفعته أمام الملأ قبل عامين بعد ليلةٍ مُرعبةٍ تُفضّل نسيانها. الرجل الذي لم تره ثانيةً. الرجل الذي يكرهها. لا يُريد حبّها ولا احترامها. يُريد خضوعها. صمتها. وجسدها. سيفعل أيّ شيءٍ ليجعلها ملكًا له بالكامل، برضاها أو بدونه.

Warning: Mature Content Ahead. Can’t decide what trope you want to read next? Well, look no further because Fractured has it all. If you're ready to dive into a world where passion meets peril, where dominance intertwines with desire, and where one fierce female leads the charge, then this book is for you. On her first day at university, Josie’s life takes a dramatic turn. Expecting nothing more than the typical college experience, she instead finds herself thrust into a realm of supernatural intrigue. Her guide into this new world is none other than her enigmatic and irresistibly attractive headmaster. As Josie navigates her new reality, she encounters five breathtakingly hot males, each with their own secrets and powers. These men are not just eye candy; they play pivotal roles in a dangerous game of power and attraction. Josie must learn to harness her strength, confront hidden enemies, and balance the intense chemistry with the dominant males who surround her. Her journey is one of self-discovery, resilience, and undeniable passion. This book is a thrilling blend of romance, suspense, and supernatural elements, perfect for readers who crave a story that's as hot as it is heart-pounding. Prepare for mature themes and explicit scenes that will leave you breathless. Join Josie as she embarks on an adventure that will challenge her, change her, and ignite a flame within her that burns brighter than she ever imagined. This story contains explicit group scenes including some bxb.

“No can do. I'm a changed man now. The only pussy I want is my wife's," I drawl. She practically sputters, invisible steam oozing from her ears. "Get your filthy hands off me," she snarls. I lean in, my lips grazing her earlobe. “Why? Afraid that I'm going to find out how much your body still yearns for mine?" I drawl, and she shivers, pressing her thighs together as I squeeze her hip lightly. … I’ve hated Hayden Wolfe since high school. He made my life hell. When I’m suddenly thrown into an arranged marriage with him, I’m convinced I’ve hit rock bottom. He needs a wife to secure his position in his family’s billion-dollar empire. I need my father’s company to survive. Neither of us had a choice. Now we’re the perfect couple in public, and sworn enemies behind closed doors. And my new goal? Make Hayden Wolfe beg for a divorce. What started as late-night screaming matches explodes into hate filled kisses and touches that leaves me burning. Do I still hate him with every fiber of my being? Or am I already hopelessly, shamefully addicted to the man I promised to destroy? Warning: Mature content, intense bickering, mentions of dark themes such as psychological trauma, violence and emotional distress.