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Set in London and Brighton, Thirty Days is a fabulously provocative romance series that gives you a very steamy love affair between a hot guy and an unsure heroine, baked goods and some rather unexpected twists and turns along the way. Shy and unassuming, Abigail James loves to bake. She dreams of opening her own dessert café but instead she spends her days working as a data analyst and sneaking in her cakes as the company's 'diet assassin' on the side. Taylor Hudson, the enigmatic owner of Hudson International, has been captivated by Abby’s innocence and quiet charm since the day she started working for the company. However, his history with women is marred by personal circumstances and he has vowed to stay away. A chance meeting sees Abby's world turned upside down when, drawn in by Taylor’s chocolate-coloured eyes and unexpected kindness, she starts on a journey of attraction that will see her heart and soul laid bare. While their attraction is mutual, both Abby and Taylor have their own inner demons that they need to overcome if their relationship can move forward for them to find their own 'happily ever after'.

Gama Rajendra Diaksara. Cowok galak dengan predikat nomor satu siswa ternakal seantero Manggala. Posisi sebagai calon ketua PAGATRA di generasi keempat membuat Gama harus menyelesaikan misi balas dendam akan tragedi satu tahun yang lalu. Tawuran besar-besaran yang menelan korban antara Manggala dan Cakrawala. Misi untuk menghancurkan kehidupan adik dari pimpinan Cakrawala. Ditambah perintah mutlak sang Ayah yang menjodohkan Gama dengan Launa. Terikat hubungan pertunangan dengan target pembalasan dendam. Membuat Gama lupa tentang Jenara yang selama ini menjadi tempat berkeluh kesah. Mengaku kalah dan pada akhirnya putar arah. Rasa benci yang membara digantikan perasaan penuh puja. Namun semesta tidak berpihak pada mereka. Hanya 100 hari untuk Launa.

*Completed*"let's see your hate for me wins or my love for you wins "This 365 days will a hell for you my love "This 365 days will be a haven for my husband " Can a mafia boss really be tricked by an agent?

On her eighteenth birthday, Osline thought she would be mated to her long-time boyfriend, Noah. But the blood moon had other plans, and she ends up claimed by Jacob, the ruthless Alpha of the werewolf lands. When she tries to reject him, Jacob refuses. He traps her in a sixty-day contract and makes it clear: if she refuses, her father will die. Now Osline is trapped in his house, under his watchful eyes, with his dangerous twin brother Dominic who seemed to have an interest on her. Desire, betrayal, and secrets surround her—and Noah is not gone either. Three men want her, each for their own reasons. Who will win her heart, and will she survive the truth Jacob hides behind the locked door?

Keputusannya yang salah pada malam itu membawanya bertemu dengan pria itu, Nicholas. Terlebih lagi, ingatannya yang terlupakan membuatnya terperangkap dalam rencana pernikahan yang akan diadakan 30 hari setelah pertemuannya dengan Nicholas. Akankah pernikahan tersebut dilakukan sesuai rencana saat dia mengetahui kebenaran dari semua rencana tersebut?

"PAPILLON!!!" His scream ripped through the house as his fist slammed into the wall right beside my head. The impact was deafening, before I could even blink, he lunged. His hand snapped around my neck. I gasped, my body going rigid as his grip locked me in place... not tight enough to kill, but firm enough to control, to own, to make sure I couldn't move… couldn't look away from him. His eyes burned into mine... wild, furious and terrifying. "Say it again," he growled, his voice trembling with rage. "Say you like him one more time and I'll go back to him, I won't just beat him, Papillon…" His grip tightened slightly, just enough to make me swallow hard. "I'll cut his tongue out and bring it to you in a box." My heart dropped. My lips parted, but no sound came out. What… What have I gotten myself into? ~~~ After I found a secret about my mom, my dad sent me to Paris saying it was the best way to escape from Mom's cage. What I didn't expect was to meet Logan, but everyone in L'impasse des Ombres calls him Bloodbath. He wasn't the gentle, patient kind of man I had read about in books. He wasn't safe. He wasn't soft. He was danger wrapped in calm confidence. Darkness disguised as temptation. He was the kind of man mothers warned their daughters about... calm on the surface, but with something dark and merciless lurking underneath. He wasn't like me... I didn't belong to his dark world. But instead of running away, I found myself begging to feel his warm tongue against my skin. He ruined the careful, obedient girl I had always been. And the worst part was… I wanted him to. I craved him.

Nohan benci sekolah, apalagi saat bel istirahat berbunyi. Seolah saat itu dunianya pindah seketika ke neraka. Mereka akan datang, dan melakukan perundungan terhadapnya. Nohan bahkan mulai membenci semua orang, kala ia melapor pada guru, dan ibunya yang sama sekali tak percaya bahwa ia mengalami perundungan, bahkan ibu Nohan mengatakan kalau Nohan hanya berhalusinasi. Sampai suatu hari, sosok dengan jubah hitam datang di tengah derasnya hujan malam. Ia membawa Nohan pergi dari rumahnya, sosok itu juga percaya akan apa yang diceritakan Nohan padanya. *** "Kau harus bisa melenyapkan mereka semua dalam waktu tiga puluh hari, atau jika tidak kau akan kehilangan dirimu sendiri!"

"I can go against the destiny just to be with you again" After losing his boyfriend Benj decided to come out to his room and visit Nick on cemetery 2 years after he died. Sinisisi niya ang kanyang sarili sa pagkamatay ni Nick kaya kahit sa burol nito ay hindi siya pumunta. August 13 2012 isang batang babae ang kanyang iniligtas na mabubundol sana ng sasakyan na magbibigay rin sa kanya ng pambihirang pagkakataon na bumalik sa nakaraan para iligtas si Nick sa pamamagitan ng isang loop. Loop unfold darkiest secrets Through loop he found out that Nick is killed by someone Kakayanin ba niya ang katotohanan na kanyang malalaman at maliligtas ba niya si Nick mula sa taong gustong pumatay dito?

TRIGGER WARNING 🔞 This novel contains mature themes intended for ADULT READERS ONLY. Future chapters will include explicit sexual content, graphic erotic scenes, and explicit dialogue that may not be suitable for all audiences. Lights off. Masks on. Rules carved in stone. In a world where love is nothing two broken souls make a pact of pleasure only. No love allowed. Purple Hearts has learned the hard way that love destroys everything it touches. Echo Reid knows love is a lie. Scarred by a past he can’t outrun, For him, intimacy is just a game—a way to numb the pain that never truly fades. “Spread your legs, my sweet Purple,” he groans against her skin, his voice dark “Please…” she begs, her nails digging into his back as pride dissolving “Please what?” he teases, dark and dangerous. “I want you inside me,” she rasps, sweat beading on her forehead as she surrenders to the stranger who makes her feel more alive. His lips trace paths of fire across her body, sending jolts of unfamiliar ecstasy through her veins. But when her hands fly to his face, almost tearing away the mask that hides him from her, he pulls back—cold, sharp, unforgiving. “Sweet Purple,” he says, a smile playing at his lips, “remember the rules.” Before she can apologize, he’s gone—vanishing into the shadows as if he was never there at all, leaving her alone in the silence. “Until we meet again.” But what happens when the masks start to slip? When the lines between pleasure and pain blur? When two people who swore they’d never love again find themselves craving more than just a moment in the dark? Is love truly a tragedy… or could it be the only thing that can save them both?

Everyone in Oceanton knew that mob boss Jared Pierce was deeply in love with me. No one feared my disappearance more than he did. Even if bullets were raining down on him, he'd still find a way to contact me, just to make sure I felt safe. But on the night before our wedding, he didn't come home. When he finally returned, he dropped to his knees, a bruised and weakened woman cradled in his arms. "Rosalia! Melody took the drug just to save me! I can't just watch her die! So I had no choice but to sleep with her." Terrified that I wouldn't forgive him, Jared drew six wounds into his arm. Blood soaked through his shirt in an instant. As soon as the wedding banquet ended, I heard his men chuckling and teasing. "The boss didn't even take off his wedding outfit before rushing to see Melody. Just how seductive is his lover?" Jared’s low, sultry voice followed. "Last time I stayed with her, I didn’t come back for three days and nights. Take a guess." In shock and despair, I called out the system. "I want to leave this world!" The system's cold voice replied, "After your exit, this world will erase all traces of your existence. Counting down… Seven days."