Hxh Funny Novels & Stories

I watched as Amber rolled her eyes, sipping her drink in the process. "So Huxley, who is your next sex victim?" I froze for a mili second. I didn't reply, but gave Amber a nasty glare for asking such a crazy question. "Oh! Did I just made the big bad boy angry? Come on, everyone knows that three things they can't escape, is death, taxes and the fact that Huxley would definitely smash a girl in a day" I felt really uncomfortable with her blunt remark, but she didn't seem like stopping.

"Ms. Sampson's villa isn't home for the homeless. They're your parents, aren't they, Felix? Figures. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Ugh, I can still smell the mud on them." Rage flared within my heart, but I held it back and quickly wiped the water off my in-laws. Diane had a short fuse. She would not stand for this insult, so she snapped, "And who are you supposed to be, you uneducated swine? How dare you call Felix a homeless man!" Zack did not hold back. Instead, he pressed on the attack. He picked up a ceramic ornament and hurled it at Diane. I deflected it with my hand, and the ornament grazed me.

God, I hope I'm not trying to be like those cliche women she has read about in some romance books. I mean, they'd spent the evening at Luna Park together, and she'd actually had a good time. A surprisingly good time. She'd spent hours laughing with him, arguing about rides and food, watching him repeatedly fail at winning her a stuffed animal and talking about everything from terrible drivers to their childhoods. Now they were back in the hospital, and somehow saying hello felt strangely different. "So..." Aiden said. "So?" "How's your day?" "Long." "Mine too." "Still dealing with Ox-Co?"

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

Told you, that girl is dangerous. Max, however, couldn't control himself. He started laughing like a hyena. Heck! Why was his laughter so contagious? Before, it was just Alex but now that I think about it, I think all bad boys when they laugh, they make people start laughing too but well, it might be just me who thinks that. But then again, maybe it's because they rarely laugh and when they do actually laugh, they sound so much like the villains in comedy movies whose laugh are like big HA HA HA HA ! See, I told you, it is so funny. I bet you're currently laughing right now. Since he was laughing his ass off a bit too much, he slump down on the floor and hugged his belly tightly. I know it h

She felt a horrible pain and cold air tingling around her skin before everyone bursted out into a hysterical laughter. "Did you see that?" "Yeah I did... It was white" "Embarrassing... I'd kill myself if I were her" "Poor Sasha" "Zain saw her underwear? She should just transfer" "This girl is so cute" "I hate this kinda stuff" "Why does she have to interfere on judgement day?" "I feel bad for her" "She looks like a little slut" "Things I see only in Ravenwood" "We need holy water" Sasha heard most of the bickering and murmurs echoing in her ears. Everyone has seen it, how embarrassing. Is it okay to cry? No way... Zain and Rita will feel satisfied.

"AhHhH, BiG BrOtHeR. YoU ShOuLd HaVe NoT rUnAwAy." "HoNeStLy, Vicky Is SoRrY fOr HuRtIng YoU..." "HAHAHAHAHA!!!" "JuSt KiDdInG, I WoUlD'vE EaTeN YoU AfTeR I wAs BoRn In ThE AbYsS." "GYAHAHAHAH!!!"

Zubby said and laughter filled the room again "I like Park Mujin, the guy with an x on his forehead and cross on his palms" Keyisha said, more like whispers and it sent shrills down my spine She really came back from the dead.... "There is no way we are watching a horror movie.. I'll pee in my pants with the way Keyisha is acting" Austin said and hugged the bowl of meatballs tightly How did he even get that?? "Let's proceed and do something else" David spoke "Something like what?" Rose asked

Hazel grumbles. “Tell me about it. I haven’t ridden anything across the finish line in months, and my wolf is getting seriously bitchy.” Felix's voice comes out exasperated.“I know. I’m tired of fucking my hand. It’s seriously pathetic. I mean, look at me, I was made to be worshiped.” “God, you too? Fuck it, just find someone else then,” Hazel says flippanly.

“That's not funny!” Hendrix growled. “Who says I'm trying to be funny? I'm very serious,” Margaux smirked. “I'm actually going to throw a party once it confirms that she really has kidney failure,” she chuckled. Hendrix was beyond shocked. He stared at her as if she grew another head. “Your…” he couldn't continue what he was saying as he didn't know how to describe her.