Hxh Funny Novels & Stories

Around us, others aren’t quite as successful; stifled snickers and outright laughter start breaking out across the room. Zahra is practically vibrating with laughter on my lap. Then, in true Xander style, my absolute legend of a cousin says, “No, we fucked. That’s all it was. And, to be honest, it was far from memorable.” At that, I completely lose my battle to stay serious, bursting out laughing along with most of the room.

Bradley Fry, my CEO husband, loves bringing his friends home for meals the most. He claims that this makes them feel like an actual family. As they drink in the feast I've whipped up for everyone, one of Bradley's friends comments smilingly, "I knew that you were a virtuous one, Emily! Now this is how the legitimate wife should act!" My expression doesn't falter as I ask in a half-joking manner, "Oh? Does Bradley have a spoiled and pampered mistress by his side, then?" His friends are stunned by my question. A trace of panic crosses their eyes simultaneously. But Bradley just wraps an arm around my shoulders with a smile. "Don't listen to their nonsense, Emily. Who else is worthy as my

She couldn't believe that her stomach acted out as soon as Felix mentioned her hunger. Felix recovered from laughing and said, Oh! You are so cute." Well, she was not feeling cute at all. She caved and started to laugh at herself. There was nothing to be ashamed of. She was hungry, and she was glad Felix found it funny instead of it being an awkward "kill me now" situation.

Austin said. "Whatever crazy ass" Leo said Mr Hunter was sitting at his table glaring at us when Leo, Austin, and I walked into detention. Austin, being the crazy assassin he was, waved at Mr Hunter, giving him the biggest snarky smile I had ever seen, Leo and I laughed at his antics. "Do you find anything amusing, Miss Marcos?" Mr Hunter asked, "No, Mr Hunter, I just remember a joke," I replied because my brain couldn't think of a better response as I heard Austin laugh from being me.

Austin says causing me blow out in laughter. I laugh so hard I start hiccupping which only causes me to laugh even harder. Austin has been absolutely serious this whole time that we have been together. I know his club is going through a crazy ordeal but hearing him make a joke allows me to breathe a bit of fresh air.I don't feel so stiff anymore. It's bittersweet. When I finally pull myself together I look over to Austin who has the strangest look on his face, I know I have an annoying laugh. It's one thing I was always teased about growing up. I tend to laugh so hard I snort, like, a lot. I used to try to not laugh when I was younger because I was so sick of the constant bullying.

I taunted on my way to fetch her a cup of Joe. “It only took you a week to figure this out? I’m impressed.” Vasha teased back, and I felt her come up behind me and kiss my neck possessively. “Don’t tell anyone. It’s our little secret...between you, me, and our pussies.” God, I loved her sense of humor. ********************

I chuckled inwardly when I remembered how irritated and disgusted her facial expression was when I told her I'd fucked Amara or Angela whatever her name was—on the kitchen counter. Granted, I wasn't exactly one to talk. I was no fucking monk, and neither were Xavi or Merrick. What can I say? Hockey players are notoriously horny motherfuckers. When we’re not sweating our asses off on the ice, the four of us can usually be found hooking up with a puck bunny or two. Or three, if your name happens to be Merrick and it’s New Year’s Eve of last year. "I’ve been texting your phone for the past fucking hour, man," Xavi informed me, grunting as his massive shoulders hunched forward. He reached down t

XAVIER'S POV Once we were parked properly, I killed the car's engine and we all climbed out of the truck. "How about the others?" "Fuck!" Felix exclaimed and we both burst into laughter. Iris looked at us in confusion. "What's funny? We had about three vehicles following behind us and they're nowhere to be found and you both think it's funny?" I shook my head. "We're laughing because of an inside joke." "You better make me understand what's going on. I don't give a shit about your inside jokes,"

I think Hidi is a little more severe, but not by much. Mykhol is something else when he gets into one of his funny moods.

He picked a paper ball and read out the content, "What's your relationship with the celebrant?" "Seriously? He's my buddy abeg." Round 3, dancing and passing of the basket. Music stopped, It was Michal's turn, she held the basket "Oh no." She muttered. She picked one and opened it. She read the content out "What can you say about the celebrant?" She turned to the MC. "Can I pick something else I don't really understand this?" She made a pleading face. "No ma." He smiled. "Okay." She turned to look at Hammed, then to Mirabella and back to the impatient crowd. " Hammed is a great guy, he's cool, calm and so nice and he's cute too." She blushed. Why was she always blushing anytime Hammed was in