The Collision
“Yo, can you tell me the name of the smartest man that existed on the planet?”
Even in my drunk hazy state, I could tell that the poor man was looking at me like I had lost my head, or was probably growing another one in addition to what I already had fixed on my shoulders.
“You mean, Albert Einstein?” He asked incredulously while I nodded in excited confirmation. “Yeah, man. Yeah! How did you figure that shit out?”
He shot me a pointed look as he wiped a glass clean. “I mean come on man, I maybe a bartender, but that’s not really rocket science you know.”