I Don't Know But I've Been Told Funny Novels & Stories

Brandon asked, his tone wavering slightly. “Hey, son, in all fairness, I’m always a little strange.” I stifled a giggle at Elliott’s joke because Brandon didn’t seem to think it was funny. “I didn’t want to say anything because it’s really not a big deal. And we had wanted to keep it on the down low for now. We haven’t told very many people. Actually, we haven’t told anyone. But a few people have stumbled into this information.” He looked at me. “Accidentally.”

“ oh didn't know they were still doing that” “ wait? Do you know about this? How long they've been doing it?” I fired questions at him, how is it that I'm the only one that doesn't know about this thing? “ Yeah, I used to read them with mom because we sometimes found them funny,” he said with a laugh. “ oh I know what you mean, I was reading some of them and I couldn't hold on to my laugh” even now that I'm thinking about it I still can't believe people actually write complaints about those things.

"Shhh.....baby I a m not hurt. It's its becoz o f- becoz of...ohh my god...!! Shh....dont cry okk. Its it's quite normal. I - I will tell you about i t later baby okk.. Now b e m y good girl that you are and get u p. Come I will help you i n freshing u p today okay..." H e told me like am a 5 years old kid. I just nodded m y head and did what h e told m e to d o. But one thing i s for sure, I will definitely Ask him about i t.

Makes little to no sense. I guess there is more to this than what I am being told. I just have to wait until the news gets out wide.

"You know what time it is, baby girl." I facepalm and her resounding laughter has a corner of my lips twitching. This is what I get for telling her about that one time. One time that isn't my fault, still, I won't hear the end of it. They don't teach these things, maybe they do but I wasn't keen on learning. "Are you ready?"

What a childish kid. "Darling, there is a kid in our class who came from abroad. Do you know how he says 'How are you?' It's so strange. He asked me to learn his language because he keeps making mistakes in our language. Isn't it funny?" It was not funny at all. That joke had been said in the entertainment industry many times. Did this guy usually watch entertainment programs? Was he a child...

I explained, my voice cracking as I spoke “How?” he asked “With a bullet right here,” I said pointing to the middle of my forehead and he just stared at the spot with his jaw clenched “I have come to terms with that might be how I would die” I joked “Don't say that” he snapped, his eyes filling with anger. He didn't like the joke “I’m joking” I let off an awkward laugh “Why didn't you tell me this?” he asked sounding sad “I didn't want to worry you” I whispered playing with my hands

I asked him. “Don’t start your preaches now! By the way, what is that sound?” he asked. “I am in a club.” I replied looking around. “You? In a club? And I have to believe it?” He asked shocked. “Come on, Bhai! I was not a nerd before.” I replied frowning. “That doesn’t count no matter how many times you say that. Anyway, enjoy.” He said hanging up, and I rolled my eyes. “I don’t drink!” We three said to each other at a time and laughed.

eat? "Then, the big fish said, 'I... like... to... eat... small... fish... that... talks... slowly.' "After that, the small fish said, 'Oh, no!'" Nobody made a sound after Stella told the joke. Stella also thought that it was kind of a bad joke. So, she coughed and said, "Is it not funny?" Vermont showed his support. "No, it's hilarious." However, Keegan said sarcastically, "Do you mean ridiculous?"

She wanted to click on another joke when an sms popped into her phone. [Sorry, my uncle is the most prominent shareholder of ANNING and the company is his priorities, so I wasn't the one who gave you the holiday and was just a little angry that you can't confide in me you take as a brother, still I don't blame you. I should have been aware when a stranger was picking you up]