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" I ignored him. Group chat. 'Same time next week.' I wanted to ignore that one, but I put a thumbs up emoji. I couldn't risk them releasing the video before my finals. My whole junior year would be a waste if that happened. Fu8ck them. I would give them no emotion. They would get nothing from me except what I decided to give them. If I had to have meaningless se8x to get through this, I would. But fu8ck them both. ----- ----- -----

Iru is laughing and teasing me. "Are you crazy or what ??? I mean always you keep teasing me, you naughty girl." I said and she held me tightly. "Baby, just chill. I love you and I love to inform the world. Moreover, it's Iqra who knows everything about us. So, chill. Yeah, it's a little embarrassing but now what can we do? We are helpless through the heart. Hahahahaha..." Iru is laughing at seeing her happy. I am also smiling.

" Ian frowned at the question. Ian (8:15 pm) : What kind stupid question are you asking? Irritating Twat (8:16 pm) : Don't know the answer? Ian (8:16 pm): No. Irritating Twat (8:17 pm) : Because it is made out of cells! Haha! Ian gaped at the message for a long time before a small laugh escaped his mouth. The joke was really lame but it was funny.

Is he still laughing at me? "Are you making me fun because of me?" I punched his arm while asking. "Fck, I can't stop laughing." My gad, what's funny? "What's funny? And stop cursing no!" I am really irritated right now but yeah it's effective. He doesn't remember my food hehe.

He said but Shaurya shook his head and kept laughing. " Does he get this kind of fit??" I asked. " Oh, my god!! I never knew this girl was so cute and funny... " " Cute is okay but funny?? What was funny about that? " " Nothing he is an idiot. Shaurya, go chachu is calling you. " " No!! Not before I tell her, what's funny. " " Shaurya, stop it. Leave!! " " No!! " " I will beat you. "

🎶🎼 Fat Funny Friend By Maddie Zahm I break the ice… so they don’t see my size… and I have to be nice… or I be next punchline… I’m just the best friend in a Hollywood movie… who only exists to continue the story… the girl gets the guy while I’m standing off screen… so I wait for my cue to be comic relief… Can’t be too loud, can’t be too busy… if I don’t answer now how they still gonna need me… can’t be too proud, can’t be think pretty… do there keep me around so their flaws just seem silly? Life of a funny fat friend… life of a funny fat friend…

Ivy asked. "Because I have a good feeling about him. He isn't bad or anything like that. Infact, he is so damn funny, Ivy. This man here is such a cute little baby. An angry bird if I must say," I said while laughing. "If the media hears of the things he had done then I bet no one would believe their ears unless they see it for themselves." I could hear the confusion in Ivy's voice as she asked curiously, "what's funny? What did he do that is making you laugh this much, girl?"

Jackie is standing but the other man is lying facing him and his legs are wide open. i almost choked myself when i saw that jokes manhood is trusting inside the other man's hole W-what… Author's Note: Hello! This is your author xxJabami! I would like to extend my regards with those who stayed until now. I want you to know that I am happy that there's someone reading my story, even though there are many loopholes and such… This is the first story that I've created and I'm h I'm happy that I got this far!

" Now I did not only have the last laugh ... I had the best laugh!!! 😂😂 ✖️✖️✖️✖️✖️✖️✖️✖️ Stupid girl. 😂 She will play game till she's tired of it 😂 Unlock the next hilarious episode with 3k likes!! 🤩🤩